Zbigniew Bones (born October 1, 2025 in Warsaw, Poland) is one of the adoptive sons of Joanne and Louie Bones.


Zbigniew is tall and thin with golden hair, light blue eyes and pale skin. He wears a yellow shirt, green shorts and white sneakers.


Zbigniew is arrogant and cruel.

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  • His full name is Zbigniew Tak Bones
  • He was dressed up as Anakin Skywalker for Halloween 2030 complete with light saber
  • He receives coal for Christmas 2030


Zbigniew marries Henrietta Lawson and has a son named Jupiter. He works as a waiter.

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