Before the revolving line of creditEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."
Orla, Kayla, Bryce and Adrian: "Go (bleep) yourself, you Mother(bleep)ing (bleep)!"
Announcer: "For the first time ever, Jo meets a family with Nonuplets."
Alison: "Go sit down and eat your lunch."
Teddy, Tristin, Tyler, Andrew: "NO!"
Orla: "They've got all the candy in there." (Referring to the trash bag)
Jo: "Hi, we're here to help a former single mom in Texas, so why don't you join me and take a look and see who we got here?"
???: "Hi, we're the Winer Family. I'm Alison, and I am 29."
???: "I'm Logan, and I'm 26."
Alison: "As a single mom, I had Melissa, who is now 15. Logan and I also have a set of fraternal Nonuplets, who are all 3 years old. There's Orla, Kayla, Bryce, Adrian, Teddy, Tristin, Tyler, Andrew, and Trent."
Jo: "Oh, my. That's a lot of kids."
Alison: "Orla, Kayla, Bryce, and Adrian use a lot of bad words."
Adrian: "Go to (bleep), you filthy son of a (bleep)!"
Kayla: "(bleep) you, (bleep)!"
Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"
Jo: "My word! The children's language are terrible! They're swearing like sailors!"
Alison: "Teddy, Andrew, Tristin, Tyler, and Trent all talk back to me."
Teddy: "This isn't fair!"
Trent: "Who cares?"
Tristin: "Leave me alone!"
Tyler: "Get off of my back!"
Logan: "Orla, Tristin, Tyler, and Kayla inflict payback against each other."
[Orla aggressively attacks Tyler]
Logan: "Orla and Adrian both knock the chairs over and also disrespect the home."
[Orla and Adrian knock the chairs over]
[Adrian throws a plant across the room]
Alison: "Orla will also run down the streets."
[Orla runs into a street]
Logan: "Orla, stop!"
Orla: "Can't catch me!"
Alison: "And she also pushes others off the trampoline."
[Orla pushes Kayla, Bryce, Adrian, Andrew, Teddy, Tristin, Tyler, and Trent off the trampoline]
Logan: "Teddy also pulls someone else's hair."
[Teddy yanks on Orla's hair]
Alison: "Tristin and Teddy will either push each other or someone else."
[Teddy and Tristin are pushing each other]
Alison: "Adrian also will attempt to commit suicide."
[Adrian attempts to commit suicide by jumping off the roof]
Melissa: "Adrian, no!"
Alison: "Orla, Tristin, and Bryce also spit."
[Orla spits in Melissa's face]
[Bryce spits in Alison's face]
Jo: "Disgusting! They're like camels!"
Logan: "Orla, Adrian, Teddy and Bryce also bite."
[Bryce bites Alison's leg]
Alison: "Tristin, Tyler, and Andrew call each other, Melissa, Logan, and me names."
Tyler: "Poo-poo head!"
Andrew: "Stinky Head!"
Tyler: "Poopie Head!"
Tyler: "Stink face!"
Andrew: "Spud Head!"
Logan: "Adrian, Teddy, and Tyler also hit."
[Adrian, Teddy, and Tyler are hitting Orla, Tristin, Bryce, Trent, Kayla, and Andrew.]
Alison: "Teddy, Bryce, and Orla throw things."
[Orla throws books at Melissa and Trent]
[Teddy throws a baseball bat at Tyler, Adrian and Tristin]
[Bryce throws toys at Andrew and Kayla]
[Orla throws a computer monitor at Alison]
Logan: "Adrian and Tristin grab other people's faces."
[Adrian grabs Orla's face]
Orla: "HEY! LET GO!"
[Tristin grabs Kayla's face]
Logan and Alison: "Supernanny, please come help us."
Jo: "Alison and Logan, just hang in there a little longer for I will be there soon."
[The nonuplets except Andrew are watching some Barney videos on TV]
Jo: "Good morning everyone, today I'm here to introduce some rules to you."
Teddy: "We don't like rules."
Orla: "I am not liking this one bit."
Trent: "I will try hard not to talk-back to mommy and daddy."
Jo: "All right, the first rule is: Treat the house with respect. Number two is bedtime is at 7:00 daily,"
Naughty Pit TechniqueEdit
Jo: "It didn't take long. We were in the living room, and one of the Nonuplets, Teddy, hit his sister, Melissa."
[Teddy hits Melissa in the leg]
[Alison puts Teddy into the Naughty Pit and deposits 10 beanbags in the pit]
Alison: "You need to stay here until I tell you that you can get up."
[Alison immediately confiscates Teddy's Big Bird 14" plush and puts it into the toy time-out box]
Teddy: "I want my Big Bird!"
Alison: "Not right now, Big Bird's in toy jail."
Jo: "Mommy put you in the Naughty Pit because you were misbehaving and being naughty, Teddy, and you hit your sister."
[Teddy escapes and runs outdoors in the street naked]
Family Test RunEdit
Bye Bye Jo-Jo and the coast becomes clearEdit
Alison: "Everybody is happier, and they are calmer. It almost seems as if the coast is clear."