Before the Revolving Line of CreditsEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo sets sail to Hawaii on a rescue mission."
Jo: "Here I am in Honolulu, Hawaii ready to help another family. Let's take a look and find out who we got."
???: "Aloha! We're the Underwood Ohana! I'm Aletona and this is my wife, Alani."
Alani: "My husband and I own a Coffeshop. We also have six daughters, Lilikoi who is 6, Wehilani who is 5, twins Pua and Rosabela who are 4, Ka'ohu who is 3, and our youngest, Kaheka who is 6 months old."
Aletona: "The trouble with our daughters is, they are not very adventurous eaters. They'd rather snack on junk food all day long."
[Pua and Rosabela scarf down some Almond Joy, Haupia, Sno-Balls and Macademia M&M'S]
[Wehilani slurps up strawberry milk]
[Ka'ohu munches on some cookies and candy]
[Lilikoi laps up some snack pudding]
Jo: "My word, I've never seen such rubbish!"
Alani: "Ka'ohu, Rosabela and Pua strip off their clothes in public."
[Ka'ohu and the twins run across the beach naked]
Alani: "Ugh, girls!"
Jo: "Oh, my word!"
Aloha, Underwood OhanaEdit
Alani: "Aloha kakahiaka." (Translations: "Good morning.")