Before the Revolving Line of CreditEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny,"
Shannon: "You are going straight onto the Naughty Log, RIGHT NOW!!"
Announcer: "Jo meets the Truel Family,"
Myca/Seth/Aiden/Ari/Trevor: "Melissa is a fat pig!"
Adrian/Cameron: "Fatty, fatty, fat, fat! Fatty, fatty, fat, fat!"
Sean/Samantha/John: "Melissa is a tubby fatso!"
Announcer: "Jo encounters the sets of twins..."
[Seth and Aiden snicker at Melissa, who is overweight]
[Adrian and Cameron draw pictures of Melissa, being as round as a bowling ball with a caption "I'm fat!"]
Announcer: "And triplets..."
[Trevor, Myca and Ari are making comments about Melissa's weight]
John/Samantha/Seth: (chanting) "Melissa's a fatso! Melissa's a fatso! Melissa's a fatso!"
Jo: "Let's take a look at what family we've got this week. I am in Anchorage, Alaska."
???: "Hi, I'm Sabrina, and I'm an event planner."
Melissa: "Those triplets make fun of me because I'm fat."
Naughty Log techniqueEdit
[Trevor climbs on a table and pees on it]
Shannon: "Get off there now, Trevor. You do not pee on the table."
Trevor: "Go kill yourself, you filthy animal!"
[Sean stands on a fireplace]
Shannon: "Sean. Get off the fireplace."
[Samantha tries to pee on Shannon's computer]
Samantha: "Samantha do a pee-pee on the computer IT'S A BIG THUMBS UP!"
[Samantha does a thumbs-up gesture]
Shannon: "Do not try to pee on my computer."
[Samantha spins a chair]
Samantha: "Samantha spin the chair that is good!."
Shannon: "Don't touch the chair."
Trevor: "You're (bleep) stupid."
Seth: "We shall kill you, mom."
Shannon: "Don't you dare!"
[Aiden flips Shannon off]
Shannon: "You're going on the Naughty Log."
(Aiden pees on the Naughty Log)
Shannon: "Seriously, don't pee on that again."
(Aiden pees on the Naughty Log)
Shannon: "I'm going to do step number 2 with you because you're not listening."
Jo: "There is no step number-"
Shannon: "You hold him for six minutes."
(Aiden pees on Shannon's lap)
Aiden: "I done a wee."
Shannon: "Do that again and I'll do step number 3 with you because you're not listening."
Jo: "Undo step number two, put him down and walk away."
[Shannon deposits Aiden onto the Naughty Log and confiscates his Nerf Vortex Vigilion by placing it into the Toy Time-Out Box]
[Aiden escapes the Naughty Log, goes into Shannon's bedroom, locks the door and begins to watch Pokémon Diamond and Pearl DVDs on TV]
[Shannon unlocks the door with a key]
Shannon: "Aiden, what are you doing watching Pokémon when you're supposed to be sitting in timeout?"
Aiden: "Go kill yourself!"
Shannon: "I'm turning it off, then."
[Shannon switches off the TV]
[Melissa is playing on the Wii]
The twins and triplets make fun of MelissaEdit
Adrian/Samantha: "Melissa is a fatty fatty fat fat!"
Seth: "Melissa's so fat, that cows moo at her!"
Sean: "She should be a sumo wrestler."
Melissa: "Now this is just about enough."
Myca/Ari: "What's up, Shamu?"
Melissa: "What did you just call me?"
Melissa: "Those little ones just call me fat. They make fun of me for being overweight. They call me names like, 'tubby', 'Shamu', 'lardo', 'pig', 'oinker', 'Hogzilla' and 'wide load'."
Samantha: "Look, it's Melissa, the Incredible Bulk! She should have her own zip code!"
[Samantha goes onto the computer, onto Melissa's Facebook page, uploads a picture of Melissa and types in, "I am a chunky monkey! I changed my name to tubby!"]
Melissa: "What did you guys just do?"
[Melissa gasps in horror]
Samantha: "HA! You overweight hippo!"
Vandal Disposal and White Sheets techniqueEdit
Samantha: (recording into Melissa's Nintendo 3DS via sound recorder) "I am Melissa, I am a big fat oinker, I have no life, everybody hates me and I should be a sumo wrestler because I am a fatso!"
Jo: "My word..."
Melissa: "I better erase that."
[Melissa erases the recorded sound]
Jo: "I brought in the White Sheets today."
[Shannon places a white sheet on her computer]
[Shannon wraps a white sheet across the fireplace]
[Melissa wraps her Nintendo 3DS with a white sheet]