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PreschoolEdit

Way BeforeEdit

[Garret puts spiders, ants, and frog legs in Toshio's breakfast and lunch]

BeforeEdit

Garret: "Toshio, I DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"

Toshio: "" (Translated: "No!")

Garret: "SPEAK ENGLISH!"

Toshio: "" (Translated: "I can't speak english, I came home from Nerima in Tokyo, Japan!")

Garret: "What are you, chicken?"

Toshio: "" (Translated: "I am no chicken, you're turkey!")

Garret: "What did you say? What is watashi wa chikinde wanaidesu, anata wa shichimenchoda?" (Translated: "I am no chicken, you're turkey?")

DuringEdit

AfterschoolEdit

BeforeEdit

[Cut to Samantha's house]

[Samantha sketches a picture of Toshio, Reiko, and Satoko being crushed to death by cars, lightning, a steamroller, and Godzilla with an ink pen in a poster]

[The phone rings]

Samantha: "Hello? What is it, dear?"

Marie: "Mom, beat up Satoko and Toshio. They came home from Nerima City three weeks ago, and they cannot speak English, and it's (bleep)ing me off! Why do I need a stepmother and stepbrother that cannot speak English?"

Samantha: "OK!"

2 minutes later

[Samantha is driving her hotmobile]

[Cut to Garret on the phone]

Garret: "Guys, I need you to constantly beat Toshio to death with a mace, because he cannot speak English and it's (bleep)ing me off!"

3 minutes later

Toshio: "" (Translated: "My life is even worse...")

[Toshio is holding a Pikachu doll tight]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Now for revenge!)

[Samantha comes in]

Samantha: "Hello you little brat, a naughty boy like you defintely needs a spanking!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: GO AWAY OR I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER!)

Samantha: "No Digimon or Pokemon for brats like you! GO BACK TO JAPAN FOR DIGIMON OR POKEMON!"

[Toshio throws a Moltres plush at Samantha]

Toshio: "" (Translation: I AM NOT YOUR SON AND I WILL WATCH POKEMON OR DIGIMON REGARDLESS WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GO FIND A NOOSE IN THE FOREST AND HANG YOURSELF!)

[Satoko comes in with a knife]

[Samantha takes the knife]

Satoko: "" (Translation: **** off)

[Satoko punches Samantha in the stomach]

Samantha: "OW!"

[Samantha and Satoko slap eachother]

Samantha: "SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO TO JAPAN!"

[Toshio chucks a Charizard plush at Samantha]

Toshio: "I'm running away!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: ME TOO!)

[Toshio and Satoko run away]

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