[Garret puts spiders, ants, and frog legs in Toshio's breakfast and lunch]
Garret: "Toshio, I DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"
Toshio: "" (Translated: "No!")
Garret: "SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Toshio: "" (Translated: "I can't speak english, I came home from Nerima in Tokyo, Japan!")
Garret: "What are you, chicken?"
Toshio: "" (Translated: "I am no chicken, you're turkey!")
Garret: "What did you say? What is watashi wa chikinde wanaidesu, anata wa shichimenchoda?" (Translated: "I am no chicken, you're turkey?")
[Cut to Samantha's house]
[Samantha sketches a picture of Toshio, Reiko, and Satoko being crushed to death by cars, lightning, a steamroller, and Godzilla with an ink pen in a poster]
[The phone rings]
Samantha: "Hello? What is it, dear?"
Marie: "Mom, beat up Satoko and Toshio. They came home from Nerima City three weeks ago, and they cannot speak English, and it's (bleep)ing me off! Why do I need a stepmother and stepbrother that cannot speak English?"
2 minutes later
[Samantha is driving her hotmobile]
[Cut to Garret on the phone]
Garret: "Guys, I need you to constantly beat Toshio to death with a mace, because he cannot speak English and it's (bleep)ing me off!"
3 minutes later
Toshio: "" (Translated: "My life is even worse...")
[Toshio is holding a Pikachu doll tight]
Toshio: "" (Translation: Now for revenge!)
[Samantha comes in]
Samantha: "Hello you little brat, a naughty boy like you defintely needs a spanking!"
Toshio: "" (Translation: GO AWAY OR I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER!)
Samantha: "No Digimon or Pokemon for brats like you! GO BACK TO JAPAN FOR DIGIMON OR POKEMON!"
[Toshio throws a Moltres plush at Samantha]
Toshio: "" (Translation: I AM NOT YOUR SON AND I WILL WATCH POKEMON OR DIGIMON REGARDLESS WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GO FIND A NOOSE IN THE FOREST AND HANG YOURSELF!)
[Satoko comes in with a knife]
[Samantha takes the knife]
Satoko: "" (Translation: **** off)
[Satoko punches Samantha in the stomach]
[Samantha and Satoko slap eachother]
Samantha: "SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO TO JAPAN!"
[Toshio chucks a Charizard plush at Samantha]
Toshio: "I'm running away!"
Satoko: "" (Translation: ME TOO!)
[Toshio and Satoko run away]