Hayley: "Tommy, you are going to Theraputic Boarding School today."
Tommy: "No mom, I don't want to go to Theraputic Boarding School today, please leave me alone."
3 days after Tommy has leftEdit
[Randall and the fraternal twins jump up and down on their backyard trampoline]
Tommy: "(bleep) off, Emily Hilton!"
6 days after Tommy has leftEdit
Hayley gets a phone callEdit
Mrs. Emliy Hilton: "Hayley, this is Emily Hilton; the head of the TBS. Tommy has escaped from Theraputic Boarding School!"
Hayley: "How may I help you?"
Hayley gets very angry with TommyEdit
Hayley: "TOMMY! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MRS. HILTON! SHE SAID YOU ESCAPED FROM THERAPUTIC BOARDING SCHOOL!!!"
Tommy: "SHUT UP YOU MOTHER F****** B****!!!"
Hayley: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A B****???"
Hayley: "TOMMY! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR AND TELL ME TO SHUT UP! THAT DOES IT! YOU HAVE NOW LOST YOUR MY LITTLE PONY DVDs, YOU LOST ALL YOUR DOLLS AND YOU LOST YOUR POCKET MONEY FOR 5 MONTHS!!! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! FROM TOMORROW, YOU WILL BE GOING TO RESIDENTIAL TREATMENT CENTER!!!"
Tommy: "I REALLY HATE YOU!!! YOU ARE A FAT, STUPID AND UGLY, JUST LIKE MS. HILTON!!"
Hayley: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! JUST YOU WAIT TILL I TELL YOUR FATHER ON YOU!!!"
[Tommy goes straight to his room]
Tommy: "YOU ARE ALSO A STUPID, FAT UGLY WOMAN, TOO!!! DAD IS ALSO A FAT, UGLY, STUPID MAN!!"
[Tommy picks up Hayley's vase, and throws it down the stairs, smashing it into pieces]
Hayley: "My vase, my favorite vase!"