Before the seven leave for Behavior Modification CampEdit
Orla: "WE SHALL TAKE REVENGE ON KATARINA BEFORE WE GO!"
Jose: "YEAH, BECAUSE SHE..."
Meghann: "DESERVE IT!!!!!!"
Joshua: "AND SHE..."
Rowan: "BE SO DEAD!!!!!!"
Bruna: " "
The Seven Leave for Behavior Modification CampEdit
Katarina: "At last, some peace and quiet at home."
[Katarina sits down on a couch and reads a book]
1 hour after the seven have leftEdit
[Rowan smuggles a drug]
Officer #1: "Didn't I give you permisson to smuggle drugs, Remano? I don't remember giving you permission to smuggle drugs! That's 35 chin-ups on the bar!"
3 hours after the seven have leftEdit
Katarina: "So mom, what would you like to do now?"
Sam: "(bleep) OFF, I AIN'T DOIN' IT!"
6 hours after the seven have leftEdit
???: "You bought yourself 20 push-ups, mister."
Bryce: "You can't tell me what to do! So get (bleep)ed, (bleep)!"
???: "Right! 40 push-ups!"
12 hours after the seven have leftEdit
[Katarina and Bruna are at the day spa]
Joshua: "RIGHT! WE ARE SO OUTTA HERE!"
Orla: "YEAH (bleep) YOU ALL! I'M GOING TO DANIELLE'S HOUSE!"
Bryce: "Come on guys!"
Rowan: "We're going to move in to our friends' house!"
Sam: "Yeah, they'll be so happy so see us!"
Jose: "And we're not gonna stay with mummy, daddy and that stupid (bleep) Katarina!"
Meghann: "GOODBYE, YOU STUPID PIECES OF (bleep)!"
Officer: "AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!! THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE YOU SEVEN!"
Rowan: "We're moving in to our friends' house!"
Bryce: "Yeah, we hate this rotten, (bleep)y place!"
Officer: "YOU SEVEN HAVE NO RIGHT TO LEAVE THE GROUNDS!!!!"
Joshua: "LEAVE US THE (bleep) ALONE!"
Jose: "LET US GO, STINKY-BUTT!"
Orla: "OR YOU WILL BE SO SORRY!"
Meghann: "(bleep) OFF! WE WANT OUR FRIENDS!!!!!!"
18 hours after the seven have leftEdit
[Bryce stabs an officer with a knife]
[Bryce duct tapes an officer's mouth shut with super glue]
Second officer: "You bought yourself 40 more push-ups, mister!"
Orla: "I WANNA WATCH TV!"
Third officer: "Negative, Remano!"
Orla: "I SAID, I WANNA WATCH TV!"
Third officer: "Stop! You need to improve your behavior!"
Orla: "I'll pee in my pants then!"
Fourth officer (stern voice): "Don't you dare!"
[Orla pees her pants]
Fourth officer: "Orla you just got 30 sit-ups. Is that enough for you?"
Orla: "Quit speaking, dork."
Fourth officer: "Make it 35 sit-ups! Is that enough for you?"
Orla: "(bleep) you!"
Fourth officer: "Okay, this is 40 sit-ups. Is that clear?"
Orla: "No, you (bleep)!"
Hugo gets a callEdit
Rowan: "I'm going to my friend's house!"
Officer: "Forget it! You need to improve your behavior!"
[Rowan lacerates the officer, who survives]
[Katarina and Hugo are playing chess]
[The phone rings]
[Hugo goes over to the phone and picks it up to answer]
Hugo: "Hello? Who's calling please?"
Delia German: "Mr. Remano, your seven kids are demons!"
Hugo: "They've been at the facility for only one day!"
Delia German: "I heard screaming and shouting at the latest background. Meghann flipped me off."
Hugo: "But we tried everything..."
Delia German: "Rowan threw Crystal Meth at me, Sam drew a picture of me being crushed to death by vehicles and thunder, Joshua pushed me to a garbage can, Meghann punched me, Jose took a dump, Bryce lacerated an officer and duct taped its mouth shut with super glue, and Orla peed in her pants while running 5 laps."
Hugo: "Is there nothing we can do?"
Delia German: "Rowan lacerated another officer and set fire to the whole facility...please come and pick up your kids now!"
The seven returnEdit
[Katarina is watching The Price is Right while playing Papa's Burgeria HD on her iPod Touch, as she is on rank 22]
[Meghann is watching with Katarina while playing Monster Magic on her iPod Touch]
Bruna: "Meghann Trina Remano, come here."
Bruna: "Meghann Trina, I need to talk to you right now."
Meghann: "What for, you old hag?"
Bruna: "I would like you to write a 300-word essay explaining the errors of your actions and you will also write a sorry note to Mrs. German. Your privileges are gone for the next 4 weeks. I cannot believe that you misbehaved at BMC."
Hugo: "You too, Rowan, Joshua and Sam!"
Joshua: "Aw man, do we have to do the same as Meghann is doing?"
Hugo: "And we will send you all to a military school."
Katarina: "Let's go, Bryce, Jose and Orla, you have to do what they're doing."
[Rowan's message to Delia German says "Go to (bleep), you piece of (bleep)ing (bleep)"]
[Sam's message to Delia German says "I am not sorry"]
[Joshua's message to Delia German says "Zip the lip, onion dip"]
[Meghann's message to Delia German says "You are a (bleep)"]
[Bryce's message to Delia German says "Go die in a ditch"]
[Jose's message to Delia German says "Eat my shorts"]
[Orla's message to Delia German says "Poo-poo"]
[Hugo finds a number to a Military School in London, picks up a receiver and dials a number to Military School]
Hugo: "Hello, is Sgt. Patrick here please?"
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Of course it is and yes I'm Sgt. Melissa Patrick. Is there anything I can do for you?"
Hugo: "My name is Hugo Remano and my seven chldren Rowan aged 14, Sam and Joshua aged 13, Meghann aged 11, Bryce aged 6, Jose aged 5 and Orla aged 3 have all been kicked out of a Behavior Modification Camp in Oregon for misbehaving. Will they be enrolled in your program?"
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Of course. When will they arrive?"
Hugo: "Like, a week or so."
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Where do they live?"
Hugo: "Lincoln, Nebraska."