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The seven get sent to Behavior Modification Camp

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Before the seven leave for Behavior Modification CampEdit

Orla: "WE SHALL TAKE REVENGE ON KATARINA BEFORE WE GO!"

Jose: "YEAH, BECAUSE SHE..."

Bryce: "WILL..."

Meghann: "DESERVE IT!!!!!!"

Joshua: "AND SHE..."

Sam: "WILL..."

Rowan: "BE SO DEAD!!!!!!"

Bruna: " "

The Seven Leave for Behavior Modification CampEdit

Katarina: "At last, some peace and quiet at home."

[Katarina sits down on a couch and reads a book]

1 hour after the seven have leftEdit

[Rowan smuggles a drug]

Officer #1: "Didn't I give you permisson to smuggle drugs, Remano? I don't remember giving you permission to smuggle drugs! That's 35 chin-ups on the bar!"

3 hours after the seven have leftEdit

Katarina: "So mom, what would you like to do now?"

Cut to:

Sam: "(bleep) OFF, I AIN'T DOIN' IT!"

6 hours after the seven have leftEdit

Bryce: "(bleep)!"

???: "You bought yourself 20 push-ups, mister."

Bryce: "You can't tell me what to do! So get (bleep)ed, (bleep)!"

???: "Right! 40 push-ups!"

12 hours after the seven have leftEdit

[Katarina and Bruna are at the day spa]

Cut to:

Joshua: "RIGHT! WE ARE SO OUTTA HERE!"

Orla: "YEAH (bleep) YOU ALL! I'M GOING TO DANIELLE'S HOUSE!"

Bryce: "Come on guys!"

Rowan: "We're going to move in to our friends' house!"

Sam: "Yeah, they'll be so happy so see us!"

Jose: "And we're not gonna stay with mummy, daddy and that stupid (bleep) Katarina!"

Meghann: "GOODBYE, YOU STUPID PIECES OF (bleep)!"

Officer: "AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!! THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE YOU SEVEN!"

Rowan: "We're moving in to our friends' house!"

Bryce: "Yeah, we hate this rotten, (bleep)y place!"

Officer: "YOU SEVEN HAVE NO RIGHT TO LEAVE THE GROUNDS!!!!"

Sam: "NO!!!!"

Joshua: "LEAVE US THE (bleep) ALONE!"

Jose: "LET US GO, STINKY-BUTT!"

Orla: "OR YOU WILL BE SO SORRY!"

Meghann: "(bleep) OFF! WE WANT OUR FRIENDS!!!!!!"

18 hours after the seven have leftEdit

[Bryce stabs an officer with a knife]

[Bryce duct tapes an officer's mouth shut with super glue]

Second officer: "You bought yourself 40 more push-ups, mister!"

Orla: "I WANNA WATCH TV!"

Third officer: "Negative, Remano!"

Orla: "I SAID, I WANNA WATCH TV!"

Third officer: "Stop! You need to improve your behavior!"

Orla: "I'll pee in my pants then!"

Fourth officer (stern voice): "Don't you dare!"

[Orla pees her pants]

Fourth officer: "Orla you just got 30 sit-ups. Is that enough for you?"

Orla: "Quit speaking, dork."

Fourth officer: "Make it 35 sit-ups! Is that enough for you?"

Orla: "(bleep) you!"

Fourth officer: "Okay, this is 40 sit-ups. Is that clear?"

Orla: "No, you (bleep)!"

Hugo gets a callEdit

Rowan: "I'm going to my friend's house!"

Officer: "Forget it! You need to improve your behavior!"

[Rowan lacerates the officer, who survives]

Cut to:

[Katarina and Hugo are playing chess]

Katarina: "Checkmate!"

[The phone rings]

[Hugo goes over to the phone and picks it up to answer]

Hugo: "Hello? Who's calling please?"

Delia German: "Mr. Remano, your seven kids are demons!"

Hugo: "They've been at the facility for only one day!"

Delia German: "I heard screaming and shouting at the latest background. Meghann flipped me off."

Hugo: "But we tried everything..."

Delia German: "Rowan threw Crystal Meth at me, Sam drew a picture of me being crushed to death by vehicles and thunder, Joshua pushed me to a garbage can, Meghann punched me, Jose took a dump, Bryce lacerated an officer and duct taped its mouth shut with super glue, and Orla peed in her pants while running 5 laps."

Hugo: "Is there nothing we can do?"

Delia German: "Rowan lacerated another officer and set fire to the whole facility...please come and pick up your kids now!"

The seven returnEdit

AftermathEdit

[Katarina is watching The Price is Right while playing Papa's Burgeria HD on her iPod Touch, as she is on rank 22]

[Meghann is watching with Katarina while playing Monster Magic on her iPod Touch]

Bruna: "Meghann Trina Remano, come here."

Meghann: "NO!"

Bruna: "Meghann Trina, I need to talk to you right now."

Meghann: "What for, you old hag?"

Meghann: "FINE!"

Bruna: "I would like you to write a 300-word essay explaining the errors of your actions and you will also write a sorry note to Mrs. German. Your privileges are gone for the next 4 weeks. I cannot believe that you misbehaved at BMC."

Hugo: "You too, Rowan, Joshua and Sam!"

Joshua: "Aw man, do we have to do the same as Meghann is doing?"

Hugo: "And we will send you all to a military school."

Katarina: "Let's go, Bryce, Jose and Orla, you have to do what they're doing."

[Rowan's message to Delia German says "Go to (bleep), you piece of (bleep)ing (bleep)"]

[Sam's message to Delia German says "I am not sorry"]

[Joshua's message to Delia German says "Zip the lip, onion dip"]

[Meghann's message to Delia German says "You are a (bleep)"]

[Bryce's message to Delia German says "Go die in a ditch"]

[Jose's message to Delia German says "Eat my shorts"]

[Orla's message to Delia German says "Poo-poo"]

[Hugo finds a number to a Military School in London, picks up a receiver and dials a number to Military School]

Hugo: "Hello, is Sgt. Patrick here please?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Of course it is and yes I'm Sgt. Melissa Patrick. Is there anything I can do for you?"

Hugo: "My name is Hugo Remano and my seven chldren Rowan aged 14, Sam and Joshua aged 13, Meghann aged 11, Bryce aged 6, Jose aged 5 and Orla aged 3 have all been kicked out of a Behavior Modification Camp in Oregon for misbehaving. Will they be enrolled in your program?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Of course. When will they arrive?"

Hugo: "Like, a week or so."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Where do they live?"

Hugo: "Lincoln, Nebraska."

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