[The Kisho-Green Family except Marie and Garret are packing their things]
Samuel: "We are going to Japan for a fortnight, you are staying with Great Aunt Barbara."
Garret: "Why do we have to stay at Great Aunt Slob's House? She always calls me a girl and Marie gets better presents!"
Samuel: "Because you both attacked Toshio in Nerima at Christmas, So I am not taking you to Japan."
Garret: "(bleep) you!"
Satoko: "サムエルは、私たちの飛行機は10時に出る、それが8時だ" (Translation: Samuel, our plane leaves at 10 o'clock, it's 8 o'clock)
Samuel: "Yes, I know darling."
[Samuel, Satoko and Toshio finish packing their things, while Satoko finishes packing Reiko's things]
Samuel: "Barbara will be here in a few minutes, and be on your best behavior."
[Samuel, Satoko, Toshio, and Reiko go into the car and leave]
Barbara: "Why hello, Garrie and Martin, what wonderful girl and boy you both are, yes!"
[Garret facepalms in annoyance]
Barbara: "I got some presents!"
[Barbara pulls out a frilly pink dress, and a Call Of Duty game]
Marie: "Call Of Duty! sweet! Thank you, Great-Aunt Barbara."
Garret: "Not again!"
[Samuel, Satoko, Toshio, and Reiko are in a plane]
Toshio: "ママたちは？、どのような区に滞在していますか？" (Translation: "Mommy? What ward are we staying in?")
Satoko: "練馬区" (Translation: "Nerima.")
Samuel: "Nerima is a ward in Tokyo, Japan."
Garret: "MY NAME IS (bleep)ING GARRET, NOT GARRIE!!!!!!!!!!"
Garret: (mumbles) "Shut up Marie...."
Marie: "Want to try on your new dress?"
Marie: "Okay, the (bleep)ing game she got me was scratched..."
1 day after Satoko, Samuel, Reiko, and Toshio left for JapanEdit
[Satoko and Toshio are shopping in a Nerima Mall]
Toshio: "ママ？" (Translation: Mommy?)
Satoko: "俊夫はい？" (Translation: Yes Toshio?)
Toshio: "あなたは私をどのくらい愛していますか？" (Translation: How much do you love me?)
[Satoko stretches her arms as if she is about to hug someone]
Satoko: "このくらい" (Translation: This much)
[Satoko hugs Toshio]
[Great-Aunt Barbara is in the living room with Garret and Marie]
Garret: "Martin, you can watch The Grudge for a 18-year old like you, Garrie, you can watch Barney's Great Adventure for a 5-year old like you."
[Marie tries hard not to laugh, then goes upstairs]
Barbara: "Would you like a bowl of cereal?"
Barbara: "Coco Puffs, would you like a bowl? one for Garrie and one for Martin."
Garret: "That's my sister!"
Barbara: "Oh yes, please have a bowl of cereal."
Garret: "I'm not hungry and I don't eat sugared cereals!"
[Garret storms out]
Garret: "AND I'M (bleep)ING 14-YEARS OLD YOU OLD HAG!"
[Toshio, Satoko and Reiko are at Toshimaen for swimming]
Toshio: "周りにマリーとギャレットせずとても楽しい" (Translation: So much fun without Marie and Garret around)
Samantha finds a way to improve Garret and Marie's vacationEdit
[Garret and Marie are sleeping]
[Samantha Moore arrives at the door]
[Samantha unlocks the door with a key and enters the house]
Samantha: (whispers) "I know where Marie and Garret are sleeping."
[Samantha unlocks the bedroom with a key and enters]
[Samantha quickly unlocks the door]
[Marie and Garret are screaming]
[Samantha flicks the lights on]
Samantha: (whispers) "Calm down. It's your mother, honey."
Samantha: (whispers) "Whisper."
Garret: (whispers) "I hate this house."
Samantha: (whispers) "Why?"
Garret: (whispers) "Great Aunt Slob always treats me like a girl and Marie gets even better."
Samantha: (whispers) "Everybody, pack your things."
1 day after Satoko, Toshio, Reiko, and Samuel left for JapanEdit
[Great Aunt Barbara dials 911 on the phone]
Barbara: " "
2 days after Satoko, Toshio, Reiko, and Samuel left for Japan Edit
8 days after Satoko, Toshio, Reiko, and Samuel left for JapanEdit
[Samantha Moore drives Garret and Marie to the Kisho-Green household]
Samantha: "So nice without Twitshio, Twitoko, Twitiko, Twituel, or Great Aunt Slob around."
[Toshio is at a theme park]
Toshio: (Translated: "Hopefully, no one will take my dolls.")
[Toshio holds his mother's hand]
[Marie, Garret, and Samantha are recording Ju-on: The Grudge on a cable]
Samantha: "LET'S TRASH THIS BEDROOM!"
[The door is locked and shut tight]
[Samantha gets an expensive key and unlocks the door, but finds that Toshio's toys, books, games, and DVDs are gone]
2 minutes later
[Marie flips Satoko's bed upside down]
[Samantha flips Toshio's bed upside down]
[Garret flips Samuel's bed upside down]
15 days after Satoko, Toshio, Reiko, and Samuel left for JapanEdit
[Samantha Moore takes Garret and Marie back to the Kisho-Green house]
Samantha: "Another time, OK? Have nicer days. Bon voyage."