Tonight on SupernannyEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Jo heads to Japan on a rescue mission to stop two boys from tearing a family apart."
[Kai shakes Cho's crib]
Announcer: "Meet the Taeko Family."
Satoshi: "No, Kai! You're gonna hurt baby Cho if you keep doing it."
Kai: "I was just rocking her crib so she can enjoy it!"
Satoko: "No, it will upset Cho. Now tell her you're sorry."
Kai: "I'm sorry Cho."
Satoko: "You nearly got on the Naughty Square but you said sorry."
Annoncer: "But one is the most badly behaved boy from Asia that Jo has ever come across..."
Jo: "I'm here in Tokyo in Japan ready to help another family in crisis. Let's take a look and see who we got."
Satoshi: "Konnichiwa! We're the Taeko family! I'm Satoshi!"
Satoko: "And I'm Satoko we have Juu (10) children."
Satoshi: "Toshio is Juunana (17), Yoshi is Juuni (12), Fraternal twins Aki and Akio are Juu (10), Shika is Nana and a half (7 1/2), Nobuko is roku (6), Triplets Arata, Kai, and Takashi are yon (4), and Cho who just turned Ni Hi (2 days)."
Satoko: "Kai menaces his newborn sister and hits me, Satoshi but doesn't do any other inappropriate things."
[Kai (in reel) hits Satoshi]
Satoshi (in reel): "No don't do that to daddy."
Kai (in reel): "Sorry."
Satoko: "But Takashi is the worst behaved."
[Takashi (in reel) hits Yoshi]
[Takashi (in reel) screams]
Takashi (in reel): "(Bleep)!"
Satoko: "I work as a waitress at a local sushi restaurant while my husband works as a business communications manager."
Satoshi: "Toshio looks after things in the house."
Toshio: "I get used to this since i already graduated high school roku (six) months ago."
Arata and Kai: "Takashi not being good he won't share his toys with us."
Satoshi: "Arata is the only well-behaved triplet, he is very nice-mannered he and the twins, Yoshi, Toshio, Nobuko, and Shika feel left out because of Kai and Takashi's behaviors but Kai is mostly well-behaved."
Yoshi: "Takashi also breaks my stuff."
Jo: "Poor children."
Satoshi: "My wife loses track of our newborn daughter Cho."
Satoko: "I gave birth to Cho ni hi (2 days) ago."
Satoshi: "Supernanny we need you now!"
Jo: "Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Jo."
Satoko: "Konnichiwa i'm Satoko, Arata, Kai, and Takashi can you please greet your new visitor?"
[The triplets come out dressed in kimonos]
Arata and Kai: "Yokoso to our house we are honoured to meet you Jo-san we are Yon (4) years old."
[Arata and Kai bow]
Takashi: "KONNICHIWA THERE YOU STUPID (bleep) YOU (bleep)!"
[Takashi flips Jo off]
Jo: "Those aren't nice words to say!"
Arata: "Mōshiwakearimasen Jo-san about Takashi he do this stuff everytime!"
Satoko: "Aki and Akio are at school at the moment, Toshio is in his room."
Nobuko: "Konnichiwa there nice to meet you Jo-san."
[Toshio comes down stairs]
Toshio: "Konnichiwa there i'm Toshio i'm Juunana (17) years old i'll be Juuhachi (18) in a year."
Jo: "Who's the little one your holding?"
Toshio: "This is Cho she is NiHi (2 days) old."
Jo: "Konnichiwa sweetie!"
Satoko: "Also Shika is in the living room she cannot wait for her Dai Hachi (8th) birthday
Jo: "Okay that's nice."
Satoko: "I have enough yen (Money) to buy 10 presents including a suprise."
Takashi: "HEY YOSHI! CAN MARIO RIDE YOU?"
Yoshi: "Takashi makes fun of me because of my name, which is a name of a Super Mario character, I like Super Mario but Takashi makes fun of me."
[Takashi pokes Toshio in the stomach while Toshio clutches his stomach in mirth]
Takashi: "YOU ARE A SKINNY JUUNANA (17)-YEAR OLD, SKINNY!, SKINNY!, SKINNY!, SKINNY! AND YOU EAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!"
[Takashi pokes the 17-year old's abdomen]
Toshio: "Takashi makes fun of me because i'm anorexic, and myself 'liking chocolate. I got anorexia because Takashi locked me the bathroom when i needed the toilet for about 5 days without food or water."
[Takashi pokes Arata in the stomach with a stick]
Arata: "Takashi makes fun of me for having an apple-shaped birthmark on my stomach."
Takashi: "KAI HAS AUTISM AND PEES HIMSELF!"
Kai: "Takashi makes fun of me for having autism, and i DO NOT pee myself."
Takashi: "Nobuko is a yon (Four)-eyes, Yon (Four)-eyes!"
Nobuko: "Takashi makes fun of me for wearing glasses."
Takashi: "AKIO SHOULD BE CALLED TANNY BOY!"
Akio: "Takashi makes fun of me for having tanned skin."
Takashi: "Hello Kitty! Really? THAT IS SO BABYISH!"
Aki: "Takashi makes fun of me for loving Hello Kitty."
Takashi: "NO ONE WANTS TO BE SHIKA'S FRIEND BECAUSE SHE HAS ASPERGER'S SYNDROME!"
Shika: "Takashi makes fun of me for having Asperger's Syndrome and I do have friends."
The Naughty Square TechniqueEdit
Jo: "It wasn't long until Takashi started to drown Toshio."
[Toshio is getting drowned in the bathtub with his head dunked in it]
Toshio: 隆 (long bleep) 何! (Translation: TAKASHI WHAT THE ****!)
Takashi: "死ぬ！" (Translation: DIE!)
[Takashi drowns Toshio but Toshio survives]
Toshio: "神は誰かが私を助けよう！" (Translation: OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!)
Jo: "Oh, my word. What is Takashi trying to do to you?"
Toshio: "私を溺死" (Translation: Drowning me)
Jo: "Takashi, you do not do that. That is unacceptable. He could drown."
[Satoshi and Satoko enter the room whilst Satoko is carrying Cho seeing their Juunana year old (17-year old) son get drowned]
Satoko: "NO! you do not do that to Toshio!"
[Takashi is sent to the Naughty Square in the living room]
Shika's Dai Hachi Birthday PartyEdit
Jo: "The next day was Shika's birthday she was having a Japanese-dance party and a Pokemon-themed party."
[Shika and all her friends are dressed in kimonos]
Jo: "Happy birthday, Shika!"
Satoshi: "Shika has friends coming to her party."
Shika: "I can't wait 'til Yuki, Shizuka, Anzu, Ami, Keiko, Rin, Sakura and Hana show up! I'm so excited!"
[Jo and Sakoto set up the Paper lanterns]
Jo: "Arata offered to help with the party because he is the only well-behaved triplet."
Arata: "Shika, can I help please?"
Shika: "Of course you can."
Jo: "So, what are you doing for your birthday, Shika?"
Shika: "Me and my friends from Kimono dance class are going to have a Nihongo dance-party."
Jo: "Sounds lovely, Shika. What food shall you have for the party?"
Shika: "Let's see, there's a big sushi bar..."
Satoshi: "Shika do you want to open your presents?"
Shika: "Okay, dad!"
[Shika opens her first present revealing a set of Eeveelution Pokedolls]
Shika: "Thanks, dad!"
Satoshi: "Check deeper there is a big suprise."
[Shika deeps inside the present to notice an Eevee Pokedoll]
[Shika opens her second present revealing a Pikachu plush]
Shika: "Dad, thanks so much!"
[Shika opens her third present revealing a Puffy CD]
Shika: "Ah yes, Puffy!"
[Shika opens her fourth present revealing the complete season of Pokemon diamond and pearl]
Shika: "I love you, Dad!"
[Shika opens her fifth present revealing a Mew plush doll]
Shika: "I love you, Dad and Mom!"
[Shika opens her sixth present revealing Pokemon black and white]
Shika: "Pocket Monsters Black and White!"
[Shika opens her seventh present revealing a Pokemon themed Nintendo 3DS]
Shika: "Yay, something to play the games on!"
[Shika opens her eighth present to revealing a Plusle and Minun doll]
Shika: "Two words. Thank you!"
[Shika opens her final present revealing a Piplup Plush doll]
Jo: "Later on, Shika's friends arrived at the party."
Shika: "HI GUYS!"
Shika's Friends: "HI Shika!"
Jo: "It wasn't long until Takashi stole Shika's new Espeon and Flareon pokedoll."
[Takashi draws Satoko and Arata being killed by a steamroller and profane language writing 田舎くさい人 (Dork) then a line pointing to Arata and 愚かな頭 (Stupid-head) then a line pointing to Satoko with crayons while Kai is reading a book about Japanese Mythology as if nothing happened and Arata is playing with Cho, Yoshi is doing his homework while Toshio is messing around with the twins]
Shika: "Can I have my Booster (Flareon) and Eifie (Espeon) pokedoll back please?"
[Takashi beheads Shika's Espeon and Flareon pokedoll]
Takashi: "There's your dumb dolls back!"
[Shika starts to cry]
Satoko: "What's wrong, dear?"
Shika: "Takashi killed my Eifie (Espeon) and Booster (Flareon) pokedoll!"
Satoko: "Why did you do that? that was so mean of you!"
Takashi: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THE (bleep)ING GOOD TRIPLET THAT IS A DORK!, HORROR MOVIE JUUNANA (17)-YEAR OLD FAN!, JUU (10)-YEAR OLD TWIN (bleep)ERS ONE THAT LOVES HELLO KITTY AND THE OTHER THAT LOVES RINGU! (The Ring), NANA (7)-YEAR OLD POCKET MONSTERS (Pokemon) LOVER!, SHY ROKU (6)-YEAR OLD CRYBABY!, THAT ANNOYING JUUNI (12)-YEAR OLD BOY THAT WATCHES THE JU-ON (The Grudge) ALOT!, AND THAT STUPID NI HI OLD (2-DAY) NEWBORN!, OUT OF ME AND KAI!"
Satoko: "Because they are nice, well-mannered children unlike you but Kai behaves more than you."
[Satoko sees the bad words and Arata and herself getting killed by a steamroller and the rude words pointing to them in the drawing]
Satoko: "You just got a trip to the Naughty Square young man!
Shika: [crying] "TAKASHI WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"
Takashi: [Scoffs] "They are stupid dolls!"
Toshio: "Give them to me please Shika i'm a toy doctor, trust me i can save Eifie (Espeon) and Booster (Flareon)."
Shika: [Shivering] "Okay."
[Shika gives the beheaded Espeon and Flareon pokedoll to Toshio and he brings it into his bedroom]
Satoko: "Your Veemon doll is in Omocha no keimusho (Toy Jail)."
Takashi: [Screeches] "I WANT MY VVVVVVEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNN!"
[Satoko consficates Takshi's Veemon plush doll and puts it in the toy-time out box."
Satoko: "You do not destroy your siblings property!"
Takashi: "SHE WOULDN'T SHARE HER STUPID EIEVUI (Eevee) PLUSH WITH ME!"
Satoko: "WELL, IT IS HER DOLLS, YOU DID NOT HAVE TO BEHEAD HER EIFIE (Espeon) AND BOOSTER (Flareon) POKEDOLLS YOU COULD OF ASKED!"
Takashi: "I DON'T (bleep)ING CARE, SHE IGNORED ME AND LET KAI PLAY WITH HER!"
Satoko: "I KNOW KAI HITS CHO, ME AND SATOSHI BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT AND GET HIM INTO TROUBLE!"
Satoko: "Stay there for 4 minutes."
[The family is visiting Tokyo Disneyland]