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Malek's Magic Show[]
Toshio's katana juggling[]
Animal Taming[]
Meimei (Meiko, Hiro Shinozawa's wife) sings "You Are My Sunshine" to Jiao (Niko, Hiro Shinozawa's daughter) in the audience[]
PETA, Again of the 100th time[]
Ringmaster Nicole: "Get off of my property or I am turning on the hose!"
[The animals are released back into the wild]
Bridget: "Go, my animal friends, be free! Return to your families! Hurry home before your friends and families forget all about you! There is no place like home!"
Hiro: "" (Translation: Come here, please)
[The animals turn and walk towards Hiro]
Hiro: "" (Translation: I like animals too, but this Whining Snotface is not going to release you)
[The elephants begin to trample Bridget, flattening her to the shape of a pancake and making her covered in blood and lots of deep wounds]
[Bridget pops from a pancake shape to normal and realizes that her body is covered in bleeding cuts]
Bridget: "Oh no! I'm bleeding a lot!"