Priest: "My friends, we are all gathered here today to bid farewell to Ernest Martin Birou...Ernest Birou taught us that a man..."
[Orla takes a dump on the casket]
[Orla dances around the cemetery naked]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! Put your clothes back on or you will not watch TV for the rest of the week!"
Aunty Carol: "MY LORD!!!!"
[Aunty Carol faints into Grandmother Birou's arms]
Nicole: "Orla, come here!"
[Orla then pees on Aunty Lisa's best dress]
Aunty Lisa: "Oh, my Lord!"
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE!!!! COME HERE AT ONCE OR I WILL SPANK YOU!!!"
Orla: "Go kill yourself, (bleep)!"
Grandmother Birou: "My word!"
Nicole: "Don't make me wash your dirty mouth out with soap, missy!"
Orla: "You're poo-poo!"
[When they get home, Nicole drags Orla straight onto the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou, I have never been so embarrassed in my life! Your behavior at the funeral was very disruptive, embarrassing and appalling! I am never taking you to another funeral, ever! You are staying in that pit until I come get you."
Orla: "Drop dead!"
[Nicole ignores that comment and walks away]