Stacie falsely claims that Rico was very, very bad and very, very badly-behavedEdit
Nicole: "Stacie falsely claimed that Rico was worse than Chantelle McGregor,Gracie Zambrelli,and even Sabrina-Brunetta Spears, and falsely claimed that she was telling the truth."
[Rico is watching Rolie Polie Olie]
Stacie: "Ooh, you are going to get it, Rico."
[Stacie gets the phone and dials Giuseppe's cell phone number]
Giuseppe: "This had better be important."
Stacie: "Of course it is! Rico called me a (bleep), a (bleep), told me to eat some (bleep), told me to suck his (bleep), and even swallow it, he peed his pants, and he watched a ton of TV!"
Giuseppe: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it. He will be in the biggest trouble ever. It's gonna be an extra hard, large, and fast spanking with a mace."
Stacie: "Rico said a million bad words."
Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HARDER, LARGER AND FASTER SPANKING!"
[Stacie takes one of Rico's markers and writes bad words on the walls]
Stacie: "He threatened to kill me and he even wrote very bad words on the walls."
Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HARDER, LONGER AND FASTER SPANKING, PLUS A GROUNDING!"
Stacie: "He threatened to barbecue all my expensive jewelry."
Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HARDER, LONGER AND FASTER BEATING!"
Stacie: "He called me names."
Myles: "Auntie Stacie is a big, big poopy butt!"
[Rico runs outside and goes into an abandoned refrigerator and hides there]
Myles: "Stacie is a big fat liar! She doesn't have any proof, you big fat, stupid moron!"
[Rico finds Paula who is heading out for an errand and begs to come with her]
Rico: "Mommy, can I come with you, please? Myles, too?"
Stacie: "Paula, you just go on by yourself. You can get your errands done faster without your son getting in your way."
[Rico decides to run away from home]
[Rico grabs his toys, clothes, books, shoves them into his backpack and sneaks out the front door, staring to run away from home]
[Rico is 15 miles from home]
Stacie: "There you are, you are coming back home."
[Stacie loads Rico into the car and drives him back home]
Stacie: "You are going to get it even more."
All Giuseppe believes is his siblingsEdit
[Back in the Iconic-Todaro household]
[Stacie rings on the doorbell]
[Giuseppe gets it]
Giuseppe: "Excuse me. Where's Rico Iconic-Todaro?"
Stacie: "There he is. Trust me, he said a million bad words, peed his pants, called me names, watched a ton of TV, threatened to lacerate me, and threatened to barbecue all my expensive jewelry. He tried to run away, but I found him and brought him back home."
Giuseppe: "Is it true?"
Stacie: "It is true."
Giuseppe: "RICO ICONIC-TODARO! GET YOUR A** OUT HERE OR I WILL SLICE YOUR THROAT!!!"
[Rico ignores Giuseppe]
[Giuseppe goes to the car and knocks on the carseat window]
[Rico still ignores Giuseppe]
[Giuseppe tries to open the door, but it's locked]
[Giuseppe goes back to Stacie]
Giuseppe: "The door is locked."
Stacie: "Don't worry, dear brother, I got the car key."
[Stacie unlocks the door with a car key]
[Rico locks his door]
4 minutes later
Nicole: "After 4 minutes, Giuseppe finally conquered Rico."
[A furious Giuseppe uncontrollably carries Rico and makes a dash for the door and before he reaches the door, Stacie opens it]
[Stacie comes in it with Giuseppe and Rico, and locks the door]
[A ferocious Giuseppe and his ferocious siblings trap Rico in the center of the circle]
Giuseppe: (megaphone) "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE GETTING A SPANKING?!?!?!"
Rico: "I... I don't.... deserve a spanking..."
Stacie: (megaphone) "YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHY YOU'RE GETTING A SPANKING?!?!?!?!"
Giuseppe: (megaphone) "DON'T LIE TO YOUR FATHER, you little brat!!!"
Pietro: (megaphone) "YOU RAN AWAY FROM HOME AND CUSSED A MILLION TIMES!!!"
Marshall: (megaphone) "YOU URINATED YOUR F***ING PANTS!!!!"
Angelo: (megaphone) "YOU WATCHED WAY TOO MUCH TELEVISION!!!!!"
Giovanni: (megaphone) "WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THREATEN TO MURDER STACIE AND BURN HER EXPENSIVE JEWELRIES?!?!?!"
Rico: "You are an idiot! You don't have any evidence against me! I didn't do any of that bad things!"
Stacie: (megaphone) "THAT IS F***ING UNACCEPTABLE! YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! I DON'T NEED PROOF!"
Rico: "But Stacie doesn't have the evidence to prove it."
Angelo: (megaphone) "WHO THE (bleep) BELIEVES YOU?!?! NOBODY!! I DON'T NEED EVIDENCE!!!!!"
Rico: (getting tears in his eyes) "No one should..."
Giovanni: (megaphone) "NO ONE WHAT?!"
Rico: "I didn't do it..."
Stacie: (megaphone) "DON'T LIE! JUST LOOK AT THE WALLS!"
[Stacie points to the walls with very bad words written on it, complete with "I did it, signed Rico,"]
Giuseppe: (megaphone) "THAT'S IT! F***ING SPANKING!!! YOU ARE ALSO NOT GOING TO SCHOOL ANYMORE!
Stacie: "Can somebody please get a mace?"
[Rico runs and quickly hides every mace he could find in the house under the kitchen sink]
Giovanni: "I couldn't find any mace, would a belt do?"
[Pietro temporarily leaves the circle, goes upstairs, and gets the mace, and comes back to it]
[The circle drops Rico]
[Rico locks his bedroom door]
Giuseppe: (megaphone) "NOW! F***ING SPANKING!!! You are on a diet of bread and water and will never run away again."
[Paula arrives home]
Paula: "What is going on, Giuseppe?"
Giuseppe: (megaphone) "THAT'S TOTALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!"
[Pietro comes with a bar of soap]
Pietro: "Rico is now--"
Giuseppe: (quickly) "Shhhhh!"
The spanking beginsEdit
2 minutes later
Pietro: (megaphone) "IF I HAVE TO SIZZLE YOUR WHOLE BODY TO FIX YOUR ATTITUDE AND TEACH YOU A F***ING LESSON, THAT'S THE F***ING WAY IT'S GOING TO BE!!!"
Video: "3... 2... 1... SPANK!"
[Rico replaces himself with a dummy and hides in the bathroom with the door locked]
[Giuseppe gets a key, unlocks the door, discovers Rico, takes Rico away, holds Rico upon his knee, and spanks Rico's face with a mace, three hits per second]
Rico: "OWWWWWW! DADDY!"
Stacie: (megaphone) "NAUGHTY BOY!"
Giuseppe: (megaphone) "DON'T YOU DADDY ME!"
Rico: "I didn't do anything!"
Pietro: (megaphone) "(bleep) YEAH (bleep)ING RIGHT!!! Do not lie to me!"
[Giuseppe spanks Rico even harder]
5 minutes later
[Rico's face is completely red]
[Giuseppe goes to Rico's shoulders]
Stacie: (megaphone) "SHAME ON YOU, RICO!! DON'T BE BAD!!!"
Giuseppe: "Do you have anything to confess?"
Rico: "I stole money out of Aunt Stacie's purse..."
[Rico escapes and runs away]
[Giuseppe banishes Rico back into the circle and begins spanking Rico harder]
10 minutes later
[Rico's shoulders are completely red]
[Giuseppe goes to Rico's neck]
Stacie: (megaphone) "SHAME ON YOU, RICO!!!! DON'T BE USELESS!!!!!!"
15 minutes later
[Rico's neck is completely red]
[Rico runs away from home]
Paula gets toughEdit
1 hour later
[Rico is completely red, no exceptions]
[Paula finds Rico running away at the countryside]
Paula: "OMG! RICO! WHO DID THAT?!"
Rico: "DADDY AND HIS SIBLINGS! STACIE TRICKED DADDY INTO THINKING I SWORE! SO I AM RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!
Myles: (megaphone) "STACIE'S A BIG, SMELLY OLD POOPY-HEAD!"
Stacie: (megaphone) "YOU KNOW YOU SWORE! I NOW KNOW WHO'S BEEN STEALING MONEY OUT OF MY PURSE!"
Paula: "STACIE, PIETRO, ANGELO, GIOVANNI, MARSHALL, AND GIUSEPPE!!!!!!! YOU SHALL BE IN ALOT OF TROUBLE!"
Marisa: "I saw it, Mom. Rico did NOT swear. Stacie also tricked Dad into thinking he said a million bad words, threaten to kill Stacie, and threaten to barbecue his expensive jewelry."
Lucy: "OF COURSE THEY SHOULD BE GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES!!!!!!!"
Marisa: "Lucy, calm down!"
Lucy: "Don't worry...I will."