Time for SchoolEdit
Nicole: "Rolf got kicked out of school because he lacerated Akim's face."
Marie-Anne: "Rolf Heimito Kiranoko! Zeit für die Schule!" (Translated to: "Rolf Heimito Kiranoko! Time for school!")
Rolf: "Ja, was auch immer. Ich kann damit umgehen. Natürlich kann ich damit umgehen." (Translated to: "Yeah, whatever. I can handle it. Of course I can handle it.")
Rolf and Akim at SchoolEdit
[School bell rings]
Mrs. Howe: "Children, time to come in!"
[The children line up and walk inside the school]
Mrs. Howe: "Good morning, class!"
Children: "Good morning Mrs. Howe!"
Mrs. Howe: "It is now time for your first lesson."
Rolf lacerates AkimEdit
Nicole: "Rolf had brought a dangerous hunting knife to school."
Rolf: "Dies sollte scharf genug, um ihn zu töten." (Translated to: "This should be sharp enough to kill him.")
[Rolf approaches Akim and pulls out a hunting knife]
Rolf: "Hallo, du Stück (bleep)." (Translated to: "Hello, you piece of (bleep).")
Nicole: "However, Rolf's classmate, Amber reported it immediately to the teacher."
Amber Ross: "Mrs. Howe, he's got a knife!"
[Mrs. Howe gasps in horror]
Akim: "Рольф, не делай этого!" (Translated to: "Rolf, don't do it!")
[Akim tries to get away]
[Rolf approaches Akim and lacerates him in the face]
[Akim wails loudly in pain]
Rolf: "Ach, ich hab dich. Und du sollst sterben!" (Translation: "Alas, I have got you. And you shall die!")
Akim: "Кто-нибудь, помогите мне!!" (Translation: "Somebody, help me!!")
Nicole: " "
[Mrs. Howe is extremely livid with Rolf]
Mrs. Howe: "ROLF KIRANOKO, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!"
Nicole: " "
Principal Runnion: " "
Mrs. Howe: "CALL AN AMBULANCE, QUICK!"
Principal Runnion: "I'll call his parents immediately!"
[Principal Runnion dials the number to the Kiranoko household]
Principal Runnion: "Mrs. Kiranoko, come quickly! Your son Akim's face has been lacerated by your youngest son Rolf!"
Marie-Anne: "Oh, no."
Principal Runnion: "I'm going to call the ambulance right now!"
Marie-Anne: "We're on our way now!"
Joseph: "What's going on?"
Marie-Anne: "It's Akim; he's been lacerated in the face by Rolf!"
[Joseph steps on the gas and speeds to school in his car]
The ambulance arrivesEdit
[Joseph and Marie-Anne arrive in school and rush to Akim's side]
Akim: "Мама... папа..." (Translated to: "Mommy... daddy...")
Joseph: "Что случилось?" (Translated to: "What happened?")
Akim: "Рольф сделал это со мной." (Translated to: "Rolf did this to me.")
[An ambulance arrives at the school]
[Akim is loaded into the ambulance and Marie-Anne climbs in]
Marie-Anne: "О, мой бог!" (Translated to: "Oh, my god!")
Marie-Anne: "Чему Рольф сделать чтобы ваше лицо?" (Translated to: "What did Rolf do to your face?")
[Joseph is noticing a swarm of students and teachers, who are staring at the ambulance]
Nicole: "Rolf was sent to the principal's office."
[Rolf is in the principal's office with Joseph and Mrs. Howe]
Principal Runnion: "Thank you for coming."
Rolf: "Warum das (bleep) bin ich hier?" (Translation: "Why the (bleep) am I here?")
Joseph: " " (Translation: " ")
Mrs. Howe: "Rolf brought a knife to class and attacked his brother Akim. Amber reported the incident to me."
Principal Runnion: "As of today, Rolf will be expelled from Children's Day Montessori School."
Joseph: " " (Translation: " ")
Nicole: " "
Rolf: "Dumm Amber sagte auf mich! Ich hasse sie!" (Translated to: "Stupid Amber snitched on me! I hate her!")
[Joseph's anger explodes]
Joseph: "WAS HAST DU MIT AKIM GESICHT GEMACHT?!" (Translated to: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO AKIM'S FACE?!")
Rolf: "Er verdient zu sterben!" (Translated to: "He deserves to die!")
Joseph: "ER TUT ES NICHT!" (Translated to: "HE DOES NOT!")
[Joseph drags Rolf to his car]
Visiting Akim in HospitalEdit
[Joseph drags Rolf to Akim's hospital room]
Rolf: "LASS MICH GEHEN!" (Translated to: "LET ME GO!")
Joseph: "Sie haben, um eine Lektion zu lernen. Mach mich nicht zurückhalten Sie!" (Translated to: "You have to learn a lesson. Don't make me restrain you!")
[The doctor comes back with Akim's results]
Doctor: "He will be in for about three days."
Marie-Anne: "Не волнуйтесь, сын, мы посылаем Рольф в Antement дошкольные учреждения." (Translated to: "Don't worry son, we're sending Rolf to Antement Pre-School.")
Doctor: " "
Doctor: "What happened Akim?"
Akim: "Рольф рваная мое лицо." (Translated to: "Rolf lacerated my face.")
Marie-Anne: "He means that Rolf lacerated Akim's face."
Marie-Anne gets extremely mad at RolfEdit
Nicole: "That afternoon, Marie-Anne confronted Rolf."
Joseph: "Rolf Heimito! Ihre Mutter will mit dir reden!" (Translated to: "Rolf Heimito! Your mother wants to talk to you!"
Rolf: "Leck mich!" (Translated to: "Up yours!")
Marie-Anne: "Wie konntest du angreifen deinen Bruder wie das?" (Translated to: "How could you attack your brother like this?")
Rolf: "Er ist ein Idiot! Plus Amber ist so ein Spitzel!" (Translated to: "He is an idiot! Plus Amber is such a snitch!")
Marie-Anne: "Nicht über Amber sprechen wie diese, tat sie das Richtige getan, indem kommt gleich zur Lehrerin." (Translated to: "Don't talk about Amber like this, she did the right thing by coming straight to the teacher.")
Rolf: " " (Translated to: "If you dare snitch me to the police or another school, I'll stab you too! And the whole entire family! Akim deserves death, and you will too!")
[Marie-Anne's anger rises even more]
Marie-Anne: "WIR SIND SIE ZU ANDERER SCHULE, WELCHES BESCHEINIGUNG VORSCHULE! ZUSÄTZLICH WERDEN SIE FÜR DAS LEBEN GEFUNDEN! DURCH BEDEUTET, DASS SIE VON WATCHING TV FÜR ZWEI MONATE GEBUNDEN WERDEN, HABEN SIE ALLE IHRE BOB DIE BAUER-DINGE FÜR VIER MONATE VERLOREN, WERDEN SIE NICHT AUF DEN REST DES JAHRES SPIELEN UND WIR VERKAUFEN IHRE SPIELE AUTO AUF EBAY WEIL SIE VERLOREN ES IM JAHR!" (Translated to: "WE ARE SENDING YOU TO ANOTHER SCHOOL, WHICH IS ANTEMENT PRE-SCHOOL! IN ADDITION, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE! BY MEANS, THAT YOU ARE BANNED FROM WATCHING TV FOR TWO MONTHS, YOU HAVE LOST ALL YOUR BOB THE BUILDER THINGS FOR FOUR MONTHS, YOU WILL NOT PLAY OUTDOORS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR AND WE'RE GONNA SELL YOUR PLAY CAR ON eBAY BECAUSE YOU LOST IT FOREVER!")
Rolf: "ICH WILL MEIN SPIEL AUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ICH HASSE DICH, ICH WÜNSCHTE, DU WÄRST TOT!" (Translated to: "I WANT MY PLAY CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU, I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!")
Joseph: "WAGEN SIE ES NICHT STARTET EINE WEITERE WUTANFALL JUNGER MANN! WIR KÖNNEN NICHT GLAUBEN, DASS SIE WURDEN VON DER SCHULE VERTRIEBEN FÜR DIE 22. MAL! IHRE DARKWING DUCK DINGE WERDEN FÜR VIER MONATE VERSCHWUNDEN SEIN!" (Translated to: "DON'T YOU DARE START ANOTHER TANTRUM YOUNG MAN! WE CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE 22ND TIME! YOUR DARKWING DUCK THINGS WILL BE GONE FOR FOUR MONTHS!")
[Marie-Anne gets her phone]
[Rolf snatches her phone]
Rolf: "LET ME KEEP MY PLAY CAR, OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR PHONE AGAIN, CAUSE I'M GONNA FLUSH IT DOWN THE POTTY!"
Rolf: "Listen carefully, if you want to use your stupid piece of (bleep) again, then you have to cancel all the bad things I have, Akim shall die, ..."
20 minutes later
Judge bangs his gavelEdit
Jury member: "We now find the defendant, guilty for attempted murder of Akim Kiranoko, and threating to make a $500 worth-of property from someone else, unusable again."
[Rolf sets the courtroom on fire]
Judge: "You are hereby sentenced to Gadadhara Bobbalu school!"