Before the Revolving Line of CreditsEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo comes to Fayette County, Georgia on a rescue mission to stop a group of unruly kids from tearing the family apart."
Announcer: "Meet the Rockcastle Family..."
Announcer: "Whose 11-year-old son Ash and 13-year-old daughter Morgan are too lazy to help around the house..."
Ash: "Nah, you go do it..."
Morgan: "I'm busy watching TV, bother someone else."
Announcer: "...and they don't bother to help their mom with one single task."
Renee: "Ash, please...wash the towels."
Announcer: "The lazy bums continue staring at the boob tube..."
Morgan: "Leave me alone, mom!"
Announcer: "...surfing the Internet and chatting with friends online..."
Renee: "Morgan, get off the Internet! You need to set the table."
Announcer: "...and playing video games, while neglecting their little brother Andrew and putting him in danger."
Renee: "Ash, could you please look after Andrew for a while?"
[But Ash is focused on the game instead of Andrew]
Ash: "Boo-yah! High score, baby!"
[Andrew toddles into the basement]
Announcer: "Will Jo have what it takes to turn things around?"
Jo: "Let's take a look and see what family we've got here."
???: "Hi! We're the Rockcastle Family! I'm Renee and I'm a Real Estate Agent"
???: "I'm Bruce and I'm a carpenter!"
Renee: "From my previous marriage, I had Morgan who is 13 and Ash who is 11."
Bruce: "And together, we had Alex who is 7, Mandy who is 5, Tanya who is 4, and Emalee who is 3."
Renee: "Morgan and Ash refuse to help the family because they're too busy playing and doing stuff they're not supposed to do, such as slacking off, drinking beer, and
Renee: "Morgan, can you please look after your brother?"
Morgan: "Okay mom."
Bruce: "The younger girls are very selfish and they don't listen to us."
[Morgan spits at Renee]
[Ash pulls Andrew's face]
Renee: "Alex plays violent video games like Morgan and Ash."
[Alex, Ash, and Morgan are playing a violent video game Called ManHunt]
Bruce: "Supernanny, we need your help. Andrew could be in serious danger."
Jo arrives at the Rockastle DoorstepEdit
[We see a house with French doors, 2 balconies and 3 garages]
[Jo rings the doorbell]
[A woman comes with a baby in her arms]
Renee: "Hi, I'm Renee Rockastle. This is Andrew, he is 1 years old."
[Morgan is on her MySpace account while Ash is playing a violent video game and Renee is on the computer typing important stuff]
Renee: "Morgan, can you take a break from your MySpace, please wash the dishes for me."
Morgan: "I'm busy doing MySpace."
[Renee goes to Ash]
Renee: "Ash, turn off your video game, wash the dishes from me."
renee: "Could you at least look after Andrew?"
[Renee is holding Andrew, the phone rings]
Renee: "Hi Bruce."
Emalee: "Don't hold Andrew, hold me."
Renee: "Mommy is holding Andrew. You need to wait Emalee."
[Renee runs downstairs]
Jo: "Morgan and Ash won't bother to help Mom hold Andrew. They're too busy with computer, video games and TV!"
[Morgan is in the Internet]
Renee: "Morgan, get off the Internet! Please set the table up!"
Morgan: "Leave me alone, mom!"
Renee: "This is your warning, if you don't listen to mommy, then you'll be in the Naughty Tent."
[Morgan pushes Renee and continues on the internet]
[Renee takes Morgan to the Naughty Tent]
Renee: "You're in the Naughty Tent for refusing to listen to mommy!"
Lose What You Like Chart (For the Dual)Edit
[Morgan and Ash draws a picture of Jo, Renee, Bruce, and Andrew being struck and crushed to death by steamrollers, cars, lightning, and Godzilla]
Renee: "Oh my goodness! That is a not nice and a hurtful picture! Your violent video games are in the Lose What You Like Chart! This includes Halo 3 and Call of Duty!"
Bruce: "Alex, please eat your spinach and you can continue your game."
Bruce: "If you don't eat your spinach when your mom counts to five, you'll be in the Naughty Room."
[After 5 seconds, Alex didn't eat the spinach]
Bruce: "Okay, you're going to the Naughty Room!"
[Bruce takes Alex to the Naughty Room]
Toy Confiscation (For the Younger Kids except Andrew)Edit
[Alex, Emalee, Tanya and Mandy are watching a TV show]
Renee: "Turn off the Tv. Time for you guys to play outside."
Tanya: "No! We don't want to!"
[Emalee smacks Renee on the face]
Mandy: "You (bleep) stupid a**!"
[Alex spits at Renee]
[Renee confiscates all of the four kids' toys]
Renee: "They are in the confiscation box for misbehaving."
Thinking Pond (For the Three)
Renee: "Go to the Thinking Pond right now!"
[Renee puts the 3 girls in the Thinking Pond]