Time to Go to ChurchEdit
Hugo and Bruna get their kids readyEdit
Hugo: "Come on kids, it's time to get ready for church!"
Uncle Enrique gets Elena and Spiro readyEdit
Uncle Pablo gets Felix readyEdit
Aunty Dulce and Uncle Herb get Lydia and Juan-Carlos ReadyEdit
Christmas Eve DinnerEdit
Time to Open PresentsEdit
[Katarina finds a Wii U, XBOX One, a Nintendo 3DS, R.E.M. Movie, New Super Mario Bros. U, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario Party 8, a 5000 Nintendo Points Card, an Apple Phone, an Android, an iPhone, and an iPad]
Katarina: "This is without a doubt the best Christmas ever."
Sam: "I hope I get alot of stuff from Best Buy."
[Sam finds a note that says "Sam, you have been very bad this year. You did very bad stuff and drew very hurtful pictures on the walls when things didn't go your way." signed by Santa in cursive]
Sam: "F*** OFF!"
Joshua: "I hope I get guns."
[Joshua finds a note that says "Joshua, you have been extremely bad this year. You were using profanity towards others, shoplifting from retail stores and pushing special guests to garbage cans." signed by Santa in cursive]
Joshua: "SANTA IS SO DEAD!"
Rowan: "I hope I get XBOX One and a 128GB SD card."
[Rowan finds a note that says "Rowan, you were never good this year. You were showing a lack of respect to people, stealing and you were doing illegal drugs." signed by Santa in cursive]
Rowan: "SANTA SHALL DIE!"
Meghann: "I hope I get an MP3 Player, Monster High dolls, Justice giftcard, Claire's giftcard and SD card."
[Meghann finds a note that says "Meghann, you were the worst behaved of the family this year. You were a very aggressive and nonstop bully to everyone, getting kicked out of schools and you were showing profanity and a lack of respect and fairness." signed by Santa in cursive]
Meghann: "I think Santa's a d***head!"
Bryce: "I hope I get The Looney Tunes Show DVDs."
[Bryce finds a note that says "Bryce, you were very bad this year. You were nonstop violent and aggressive, you were torturing your mother and you were calling your father names." signed by Santa in cursive]
Bryce: "Santa IS a b******!"
Jose: "I hope I get a new bike and lots of toys."
[Jose finds a note that says "Jose, you were so bad this year. You were drawing hurtful pictures on the walls of someone resembling your parents and Katarina being struck by thunder and vehicles, beating up other kids and calling your father names." signed by Santa in cursive]
Jose: "Santa can go to h*** because he is a piece of s*** and a stupid a**hole!"
Orla: "I hope I get Dora the Explorer DVDs and dolls."
[Orla finds a note that says "Orla this year, you ruled the roost. You were anything but good and you were drawing on the walls. The pictures were not very nice and they were hurtful. You were also peeing your pants when things didn't go your way those days, writing very bad words and hurting your cousins and your mommy." signed by Santa is cursive]
Orla: "SANTA IS POO-POO!"
Meghann: "YEAH! I AGREE! WE SHALL TAKE REVENGE ON KATARINA BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT PRESENTS!"
Bruna: "Because she was very nice and very well-mannered. Unlike the rest of you!"
Rowan: "At least we need to look in our stockings."
Bryce: "We hope we get tons of candy!"
Sam: " "
Jose: " "
Joshua: "Come on, let's go check our stockings."
[Orla, Meghann, Jose, Bryce, Rowan, Joshua, and Sam search in their stockings]
[Katarina looks in her stocking]
Katarina: "Sweet! I got some pens, some lip gloss, golden sugar scrub, shimmer mist, body lotion, bubble bath, fragrance mist, body butter, a coin purse, these fabulous gift cards to Bath and Body Works, Bed Bath and Beyond, Starbucks, Ulta and Macy's!"
[The rest of the Remano children find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal in their stockings]
Joshua: "OH MY GOD!"
Sam: "We all got coal.....F*** YOU....."
Rowan: "THAT DOES IT!"
Jose: "will be..."
Meghann: "Let's attack and murder Katarina for being the only one who got presents!"
[The seven punch and kick Katarina rapidly as a form of revenge]
Katarina: "Mom, Dad, help!"
Hugo: "Meghann Trina, Samuel Lawrence, Joshua Frederick, Orla Patricia, Bryce Timothy, Rowan Miguel, and Jose Timothy Remano! All of you! Go to your respective rooms!"
Bryce: "NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO OUR ROOMS, YOU BALD, MEXICAN (bleep)! KATARINA WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT PRESENTS FOUR-EYES! SHE WAS ALSO THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T GET COAL! GO SNACK ON SOME CHOCOLATE CHIPS!"
Hugo: "Well for that, you can all forget about watching the ball drop!"
Orla: (screeching) "BUT WE WANNA WATCH THE BALL DROP!"
Hugo: "Not gonna happen until next year!"
Jose: "You are such a stupid animal, Bruna!"
[Bruna carries Jose to his room]
[Jose darts right back out]
Bruna: "JOSE TIMOTHY REMANO, GET BACK HERE!!!"
[Bruna chases Jose really fast, but Joshua pushes her down the stairs]
[Sam pushes Katarina down the stairs]
[Orla and Meghann are seen stealing presents from her cousins]
The Missing PresentsEdit
[Orla is seen opening her cousins' presents]
[Orla frowns, not liking what she opened the stolen presents to]
[Orla returns the presents she did not like and keeps the presents she likes]
[Jose steals some presents which Orla doesn't like]
[Bryce also steals some presents which Orla doesn't like]
Jose & Bryce: "Thanks Orla!"
Orla: " "
Krampus the Demonic BeastEdit
3 minutes later
[Katarina comes in Orla's room, dressed as Krampus, the demonic beast in Mythologic folk fore]
Katarina: (in demonic scary voice) "Naughty child, I have traveled from the Northern Alps to punish you, Jose, Meghann, Sam, Bryce, Rowan and Joshua for your bad behavior this year."
[Katarina takes out the burlap sac, a cane and a switch]
Katarina: "GET IN MY SAC!"
Orla: "Mommy, help me! A monster's coming to take me away! Help me!"
Katarina: "Orla Patricia Remano, you get in my sac!"
Jose: "Oh, (bleep)!"
Katarina: "Jose Timothy and Bryce Timothy, both of you! Get in my sac!"
Jose: "Go away, fatty!"
Bryce: "Get lost!"
Katarina: "Meghann Trina, get in my sac!":
Meghann: "Daddy, help!"
Katarina: "Joshua Frederick, get in my sac!""
Joshua: "Pop, save me!"
Katarina: "Samuel Lawrence, get in my sac!"
Sam: "Keep him away!"
Katarina: "Rowan Miguel, get in my sac!"
Rowan: "Oh, snap!"
[Katarina sends all seven children to the burlap sac]
Katarina: "STAY IN MY SAC!"