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Nicole's decision[]

Orla: "I HEAR IT'S A DUMP, MOMMY!!"

Nicole: "Be quiet."

Orla: "Hmmph. You just treat me like a criminal."

Nicole: "SHUT UP ORLA JASMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Orla: "You shut the f*** up and GO KILL YOURSELF OR I WILL SLICE YOUR NECK!"

[Nicole loses her temper]

Nicole (screaming): "KEEP THREATENING ME AND I WILL SELL EVERYTHING YOU OWN!"

5 days after Orla has left[]

Orla: "Go die!"

[Orla threatens to lacerate the officer]

[Orla pees in the planters, runs around the center naked]

Ms. Cook: Oh, dear, Orla's being naughty as usual. Well, I will have to tell my boss to call her mother to pick her up.

Cut to:

[Nicole is playing a board game with Kayla, Skyla and Haidyn]

Kayla: "I win!"

2 weeks after Orla has left[]

Nicole: "If Residential Treatment Center doesn't work, I'm going to need Supernanny's help."

[Nicole is making lunch for Haidyn, Skyla and Kayla]

Haidyn: "Who is Supernanny?"

1 month after Orla has left, Nicole gets a call[]

[Nicole is giving Kayla, Haidyn and Skyla a bath]

[The phone rings]

Nicole: "I'll be right back, girls. Mommy needs to get the phone."

[Nicole gets the phone]

Nicole: "Hello, Birou Residence. Nicole speaking. Who's calling, please?"

Director Jane Thomas: "Ms. Birou, it's Director Jane Thomas from Residential Treatment Center. Orla is completely out of control! Come get her right now!!!"

Nicole: "What? Slow down, I can't understand you. Could you repeat that?"

Director Jane Thomas: "Orla is completely out of control! She ran across the halls naked, shouted bad words, peed in the planters and statues..."

Nicole has had enough[]

[Nicole drags Orla over to the couch in the living room]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!!! YOU WERE BARELY IN THE RESIDENTIAL TREATMENT CENTER AN HOUR BEFORE YOU BEAT UP A LITTLE BOY???"

Orla: "Looks like you're out of ideas, Nicole Louise! You will never win!"

Nicole: "Actually, I'm not! There's one more alternative--Supernanny for you now!"

Orla: "I HATE YOU!!!"

Nicole: "AS FAR AS I CONCERNED, YOU'VE LOST YOUR BARNEY & DORA DVDS FOR 2 MONTHS, YOU WILL NOT GO OUTSIDE FOR 1 WEEK EXCEPT FOR SCHOOL!!!! NOW GO UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM, NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNLESS YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OR I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!

[Orla runs upstairs screaming and crying at the top of her lungs, and she begins trashing and smashing up her bedroom]

Orla: (screaming and crying at the top of her lungs) "YOU'RE A BIG, FAT DIRTY SMELLY BUTT, YOU'RE AN UGLY OLD SHREW, I WILL KILL YOU B****, I WILL KILL HAIDYN, I WILL KILL SKYLA, I WILL KILL KAYLA, I WILL KILL MY TEACHERS, I WILL KILL THE CHILDREN IN MY SCHOOL, I WILL KILL THE PRINCIPAL, I WILL KILL GRANDMA BIROU, I WILL KILL AUNTY LISA, I WILL KILL AUNTY CAROL, I WILL KILL UNCLE ALFRED AND I WILL KILL ALL OF MY COUSINS, TOO, WHO ARE CATHERINE, MELODY, NICHOLAS, BIANCA AND MADELEINE! WHEN SUPERNANNY COMES, I'LL KILL HER, TOO!"

[Orla flips her bed upside down, smashes the window by using a rock, punches holes in the walls, throws and breaks her toys around and smashes furniture in her room]

[15 minutes later]

[Nicole finally calms down and walks to the kitchen and Haidyn, Skyla and Kayla are eating fruit]

Nicole: "Hi, Haidyn, Skyla and Kayla."

Skyla: "Hi mommy."

Nicole: "I've got family news to tell you."

Kayla: "What is it?"

Nicole: "Due to Orla's bad behavior since last year, we are going to have Supernanny."

Skyla: "Who's Supernanny?"

Haidyn: "When is she going to come?"

Nicole: "Soon. I will register on the Internet now."

[Suddenly, without warning, Nicole's prized petunias come flying across the room and smashes against the wall]

[Nicole's Luigi statue comes falling from the second floor and hits the living room floor, smashing into pieces]

[Orla shoves a Yoshi statue over the railing]

Nicole: "GIRLS, LOOK OUT!"

[Yoshi statue falls as the girls except Orla scream and run away]

Skyla: "Oh no!"

Haidyn: "Watch out!"

[The Yoshi statue smashes]

Kayla: "Oh dear! My twin sister is out of control!"

Skyla: "What will we do?"

Haidyn: "I hope that Supernanny comes and fixes her behavior."

Nicole: "Me too, Haidyn. Me too."

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