Jo: "Let's take a look a who we got here."
???: "Hi, we're the Olynick Family!"
Jo: "Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Jo."
Miriam: "Nice to meet you too. I am Miriam."
Jo: "Where is your husband?"
Miriam: "He is in Afghanistan."
Jo: "What is he doing there?"
Miriam: "He's deployed for war."
May: Amy, you stink.
Amy: I don't! You look like s***!
Miriam: Amy, don't say that!
Jo: "Later on, May decided to take Chad's Nintendo 3DS off him. But every time he tried to get it back, Amy would push him over."
Miriam: "Girls, give Chad his Nintendo 3DS back."
Amy: "NO! WE WERE PLAYING WITH IT WE HAVE IT IT'S OUR 3DS! WE WANT IT!, WANT IT!"
May: "IT'S OURS!"
Miriam: "No, girls. It's Chad's! If you girls do not give Chad's 3DS back to him, I'm putting you both on the Naughty Beanbag. Do you understand?"
[Amy hits Miriam, while May throws the Nintendo 3DS at Chad which hits him on the nose but he manages to catch it]
[Chad starts crying]
Miriam: "RIGHT! To the Naughty Beanbag, right now!"
[Miriam puts Amy on the Naughty Beanbag, while Jo does the same for May]
Jo: "You girls were in the Naughty Beanbag because you didn't listen to mommy when she asked you to give Chad back his 3DS. In addition to that, your Dora toys are in toy jail."
[Miriam leaves Amy and May in their own Naughty Beanbag and confiscates their Dora the Explorer toys and goes over to Chad]
Miriam: "Chad, what happened?"
Chad: "May threw my 3DS at me!" [continues crying]
[5 minutes later]
Miriam: "Girls do not steal things from your brother."
[Miriam puts May and Amy on her knee and chats with them]
May: "IT'S OUR 3DS!"
Amy: "IT'S OURS!"
Miriam: "No it's Chad's!"
Amy: "NO! WE HAD IT FIRST! I GOT IT FOR OUR BIRTHDAY!"
Miriam: "Your Nintendo 3DS's broke, girls!"
May: "WE WANT THAT 3DS THAT CHAD HAS!"
Chad's 4th BirthdayEdit
Jo: "The next day was Chad's birthday, and he was having a Super Mario Bros.-themed party with his friends from his Preschool class."
[Chad is dressed in a Mario Costume complete with puffy white gloves]
Chad: "Mommy, look! It's Tyler, Amber, Chloe and Nicholas!"
[Chloe is dressed in a Princess Peach costume, Amber is dressed in a Princess Daisy costume, Tyler is dressed in a Toad costume and Nicholas is dressed in a Luigi costume complete with puffy white gloves]
Chad: "Hi, guys. Come join the party! It will be fun!"
Chloe: "I can't wait!"
Amber: "Me too!"
Jo: "Chad and his friends played Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U, they played other games like 'Avoid the Ghost', 'find the coins','pin the mustache on Mario', 'Goomba Hop', 'Bob-OMB Pop', 'Mario Bingo', and 'Boo' Bean Bag Toss'. They also participated in an activity called "Yoshi's Egg Hunt", and made crafts like 'Power Stars'. These kids were having fun."
[On the buffet table, there is pizza, Clam dip, buffalo dip, a very big veggie tray, baked Ziti, hummus, salsa, chips, pretzels, guacamole, Yoshi dogs, Luigi's Italian ice, mix of peanuts, red and green M&M'S, gold coin cupcakes, a Super Mario Bros. cake, ice cream and spaghetti]
[At the favor station, there are goodies like Gold crowns (for Amber and Chloe), Red foam visors with the white "M" on the front (for Nicholas and Tyler), Mario caps, candy bar favors, mushroom candy tins, Princess Peach lip balm (for Amber and Chloe) and Mario stickers]
Jo: "Everything went OK for a while until Amy and May began to play up and ruin it."
[Amy is seen dressed in a Princess Daisy costume and May is seen dressed in a Princess Peach costume]
Jo: "Okay, everybody! It's time for cake! Let's all sing, happy birthday to Chad!"
Guests: "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Cha-ad, happy birthday to you..."
[Chad blows out the candles]
[Amy and May rip off their costumes]
[Amy knocks the buffet and favor station over]
[May goes to the Wii Shop Channel and purchases a game called "Splatterhouse 2"]
[May plays the game "Splatterhouse 2", while Amy changes the Super Mario music to "Blow Me One Last Kiss" by P!nk]
Tyler: "Oh, no! Who changed the music?"
Amy: "I DID! I SHALL KEEP RUINING IT AND I WILL HAVE NICKI MINAJ AND EMINEM TOO!"
[May replaces the drinks on the drink station with alcoholic drinks and gets into them]
May: (slurring) "Tiss....purteee....muss....eeeeend........" (Translated to: This party must end!)
[Amy takes off Chad's Mario costume and tears it into pieces]
Chad: "My Mario costume!" (bawls)
[Miriam puts all the Tom and Jerry DVDs in the Toy Time Out box]
Jo: "Today, Miriam, I brought in the Black Sheets. There are issues that need to be addressed since you never disallow your daughters to touch, use or go. They need to know that whenever they see a black sheet, it means not touchable."
Miriam: "Sounds like a good idea."
Bye Bye JojoEdit
Amy and May: (in unison) "Bye, Jo-Jo."
[Amy and May blow kisses at Jo]