Before the Revolving Line of CreditsEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo meets the O'Malley Family
[Patricia Opens the Door as Jo Frost walks in]
Announcer: Pat and Gomez have Five Sons that have No Respect!
Logan: "Daniel! Get the Duct Tape!"
Noah: (Crying) I...WANT...MY...BOTTLE!!!!!!
Jo: "Here I am in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ready to help a family. Let's have a look at who we got here, shall we?"
???: "Hi, we're the O'Malley Family. I'm Patricia, and I work at a store pharmacy."
???: "And I'm Gomez. I'm a car insurance salesman."
???: We have 5 Boys, Our Oldest Son's name is Matthew who is 10 years old.
???: Logan who is 7, Daniel who is 6, Nicholas who is 5 years old.
???: And Noah who is 2.
Boys Gone WildEdit
Jo: "The boys went wild!"
Logan: "Daniel! Get the duct tape!"
Daniel: "Mommy took it away."
Jo: (to Patricia) "What do Logan and Daniel do with the duct tape?"
Patricia: "They place the duct tape around my mouth as a way to 'shut me up'."
Mommy & MeEdit
[Jo brings out a box]
Jo: "I'd like to introduce...the Mommy and Me box. This box is filled with interactive games."
[Patricia and her sons are in the kitchen, at the newspaper-covered table with clay]
Patricia: "Let's make some sculptures, guys."
[Noah destroys his brother Logan's alligator sculpture]
Patricia: "Oh, no. What happened?"
Gomez: "Noah, let me tell you something. Since your diapers are going away, you are going for a potty training. Alright?"
[Noah runs away from Gomez]
Noah: "Noooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooooooooooo!"
Gomez: "Come on, I'm not going to hurt you."
Jo: "Gomez, just take him to the toilet."
[Gomez, Noah and Jo goes into the bathroom]
[Noah finds it very hard to pee in the little potty]
Noah: "Dad, I really can't do it!"
Gomez: "You can if you try."
Noah: "No! [kicks the potty] I really can't do it."
Jo: "What I'd like you to do as well, is to place Noah into the big toilet, and read him a wonderful story, and he'll pee properly in there."
[Gomez places Noah in the big toilet]
Gomez: [deep voice] "Noah, I'd like you to tell a story. The farm has a lot of cows, sheep, donkeys, horses, zebras, monkeys, etc. The cows eat grass, and goes to the factory to be milked, the large horse has larger bones and they tratter around the fences, and sheep has while flocks, and pigs goes 'oink, oink, oink' and should have clean water, and play in the mud, monkeys eats bananas and climbs and hops around the tree benches, and zebras eat alot of grass, and has black stripes on their white skin, and donkeys are cart aminals, and animals hibernate in their winter sleep . . ."
[We suddenly hear Noah's pee going inside the toilet bowl]
[Noah takes deep breaths after peeing in the toilet]
Gomez: "Oooooh, did you pee in there, Noah? That's so much pee in the toilet."
Gomez: "God, you're a big boy now. You're so much grown, huh?"
Bye Bye BottleEdit
Jo: "Noah is too old for a bottle so I brought in a sippy cup for him to use."
Patricia: "Noah. You're a big boy now and we're going to say bye bye to your baby bottle."
Jo: "But when Patricia told him that, Noah threw a massive fit of rage."
[Noah pees all over the living room]
Patricia: "Oh my god Noah! You do not pee in the living room!"
Jo: "Bring him over to you and explain why you are taking the bottle away."
Patricia: "Your bottle is going bye-bye because you are a big boy and you don't need it anymore, so it's time for the sippy cup."
[Patricia presents the Buzz Lightyear sippy cup]
Noah: "I don't want a sippy cup! I want my bottle!"
[Patricia disposes the baby bottle]
Noah: *cries* "MY BOTTLE!!!"
Patricia: "Say hello to your new Buzz Lightyear sippy cup, honey."
[Gomez throws the baby bottle into the garbage can]
Noah: "NO!!" *takes the baby bottle out of the garbage can*
Patricia: "Now what do I do?"
Jo: "Take the bottle. Ignore his tantrums."
[Noah holds onto his bottle tight]
[Patricia takes the bottle and ignores Noah's tantrums]
[Patricia calmly walks away]
[Noah throws a chair which smashes the glass door]
Patricia: "Noah, you smashed the glass door. That was so expensive! You know what? You are going in timeout!"
[Noah punches Patricia in the face causing her nose to bleed]
Patricia: [raises her voice] "NOAH, YOU DO NOT HIT MOMMY IN THE FACE!!!!! THAT WAS SO NAUGHTY!!!!!"
[Gomez spanks Noah]
Gomez: "That was bad, Noah!"
Jo: "Noah was so angry that his baby bottle was being thrown out and he threw a chair at the glass door which smashed. And if that wasn't enough, he punched Patricia in the nose. Gomez ended up spanking him."
[After Gomez finished spanking Noah, Jo takes Noah to the Naughty Square]
Jo: "You have been placed on the Naughty Square because you punched your mommy in the nose and for refusing to give up your baby bottle. Now stay here for 2 minutes. In addition to that, your Jerry Mouse plush is gone for two days."
Noah: "You're a horrible person to take away my bottle!"
Jo: [raises her voice] "DO NOT CALL ANYBODY HORRIBLE PEOPLE, RIGHT?!? NOW STAY THERE FOR 2 MINUTES UNTIL WE COME DOWN HERE AND GET YOU!! AND DON'T MOVE OR YOU WILL GET 4 MINUTES ON THIS SQUARE AND YOU WILL NOT ONLY LOSE YOUR JERRY MOUSE PLUSH FOR SIX DAYS, BUT YOU ARE ALSO GOING TO LOSE YOUR SYLVEON PLUSH!! YOU ARE A BIG BOY AND YOU NEED TO ACCEPT YOUR BIG BOY SIPPY CUP!"
[Jo then calms down and walks away from Noah]
2 minutes later
Jo: "By evening, Patricia's patience was beginning to wear thin."
Patricia: "Don't throw your toys under the bed Noah or I'll put your pajamas on and you will GO to bed!"
Patricia: "Noah Lawson O'Malley, please don't walk away from me!"
Gomez: "Noah, listen to your mother!"
[Noah hits Gomez]
Jo: "Noah just hit Dad."
Gomez: "Alright, it's time for bed."