Before the Revolving Line of CreditEdit

Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny,"

Debra: "Go and do your HOMEWORK, NOW!!!"

Trenton: "EAT MY SHORTS!"

Announcer: "Jo visits Portland, Oregon and meets the Mazar Family,"

Debra: "Bronson, that is enough,"

Bronson: "Mommy is a nail biter! Nail biter! Nail biter!"

[Bronson goes onto Debra's Facebook account, and types in, 'Mommy is a nail biter because she bites her nails. I know because I saw her biting her nails,']

River: "Daddy is a nosepicker! Nosepicker!"

[River types in his father's Facebook account, 'Daddy picks his nose while nobody's looking!"]

Announcer: "The twins, Bronser and River, as well as Ainsley and Bryce, make fun of mom and dad..."

[Ainsley notices that Steve has one left small foot, and one right large foot, and begins to make fun of her father's feet]

Ainsley: "Daddy's got circus feet! Was he raised by clowns or what?"

[Bryce notices that Debra is overweight, and he begins to crudely mock her]

Bryce: "Fatty, fatty, fat, fat! Fatty, fatty, fat, fat!"

Debra: "Bryce, stop it."

Announcer: "...and act odd around the clock."

[Bryce blows a raspberry]

[Ainsley burps]

Submission ReelEdit

Jo: "Well, another week, another family in need. Let's see who we got here this time."

???: "Hi, we're the Mazar Family! I'm Debra, a stay-at-home mom and college teacher."

???: "And I'm Steve."

Debra: "And we have ten children. Shannon who is 8, Trenton, Cameron and Caila who are 7, Leighton who is 5, Bronson and River who are 4, Ainsley who is 3, Bryce who is 2 and baby Myles who is 13 weeks."

Jo: "My word! Ten kids under ten. They'd have their hands full even if they were all well behaved."

Steve: "Our kids, especially our twins, Ainsley and Byrce, like to bully us."

Jo: "Wait, what?"

River: "Daddy is a nosepicker! Nosepicker!"

Bryce: "Fatty, fatty, fatty, fat, fat!"

Ainsley: "Daddy's got circus feet!"

Bronson: "Nail biter! Nail biter!"

Debra: "My mother just died from Diatbetes and it feels like the children have gotten worse."

[Trenton shoves his foot into the camera]

Steve: "Trenton!"

Trenton: "Eat my shorts!"

Bryce picks on DebraEdit

Jo: "Bryce likes to bully his mother because she is overweight. And it wasn't long before Bryce dished out insults to Debra."

Bryce: "You are fat. FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!"

Debra: "What did you just call me?"

Bryce: "Fatty."

[Debra's anger rises]


Bryce: "Fatty, fatty, fat, fat! Fatty, fatty, fat, fat!"

Debra: "Bryce, stop it."

Bryce: "No, fatty!"

Jo: "Just ignore it."

Ainsley and River pick on SteveEdit

River: "Look, it's daddy with the circus feet!"

Jo: "I noticed that Steve's feet had different sizes."

[Ainsley notices that Steve has a left small foot, and a right large foot, and begins to make fun of her father's feet]

Ainsely: "Daddy's got circus feet! Was he raised by clowns or what?"

River: "Daddy is a nosepicker! Nosepicker!"

Bronson picks on DebraEdit

Bronson: "MUMMY IS TUBBY!!!"

Debra: "That is not nice!"

Bronson: "You should be in a sumo wrestling match!"

Debra: "Stop it, right now!"

Bronson: "You got no job, no friends, no life and everyone hates you!"

Debra: "Bronson, that is enough!"

Bronson: "YOU ARE TUBBY! You got no job, no friends, no life and everyone hates you! I know that everyone knows you're ungrateful! NOW SHUT UP, YOU BIG FAT MEANIE! GET YOUR LOO IN THE ZOO! YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!"

Jo: "For me to observe that was quite shocking. This young boy just told his mother that everyone hated her. How mean can you get?"

[Debra starts to cry]

Bronson: "Mommy is a nail biter! Nail biter! Nail biter!"

[Bronson goes onto Debra's facebook account, types in "Mommy is a nail biter because she bites her nails. I know because I saw her biting her nails," and publishes it]

[Bronson changes Debra's profile image to a nail picture]

Debra: "BRONSON TIMOTHY MAZAR!!!!! (grabs Bronson and smacks him on his backside) HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ALONE?!!!!!!!"

Parent MeetingEdit

Jo: "First off, your children are incredibly smart. I have never seen four, three and two year olds who were so verbal and knew how to write and type so well. But they are using those skills to hurt you, their parents. And that behavior is not acceptable. But you tolerate it. Why do you tolerate it?" 

Debra: "When I was a child, my mother died from diabetes because she was overweight. I tried everything to lose weight but I got no results. All my life, kids bullied me because I was fat. I tried every single fad diet, I tried every weight loss gimmick, gadget and gizmo you see on TV, I did exercising, and even diet pills. I'm even considering trying out for the TV show, The Biggest Loser."

Jo: "Applying to The Biggest Loser will not make improve your family life at all, Debra. Believe me."

Debra: "What do you mean?"

Jo: "I mean, even though you do succeed in losing weight, you still need to shape up your family life as well."

House RulesEdit

Jo: "Today we're going to have rules. The first rule is, treat mom and dad with respect."

Jo: "Number 2: No name calling,"

Jo: "Number 3: Be kind with your words,"

Jo: "Number 4: No going on to your parents account."

Baby LogEdit

Calling Nicole BirouEdit

[Nicole picks up the phone while she is in her Nintendo WFC Company]

Nicole: "Hello, this is Nicole Birou, who's calling please?"

Jo: (talking gibberish) [Translates to: "This is Jo Frost. Which technique should I introduce for the younger ones?"]

Nicole: "Try using the Naughty Square."

Jo: "Nicole, how are you doing?"

Nicole: "I'm doing fine, thank you. Orla is behaving better than she was before. I have an upcoming wedding next year on June."

Jo: "Congratulations, Nicole! Who's your lucky fiancé?"

Nicole: "It is a YouTuber my age named Robert Jennings."

Naughty SquareEdit

Jo: "Later that day, Mom asked Bryce to turn the TV off. However, Bryce refused and callously insulted his mother."

[Bryce is watching Barney and Friends on TV]

Debra: "Turn off the TV. It's lunchtime."


Jo: (to Debra) "That young boy of yours is being callously disrespectful. Give him a warning because we are not having this behavior anymore."

Debra: "Bryce Lawrence Mazar, stop this behavior right now; this is your warning. If you carry on, you will be placed into time-out on the Naughty Square. Do you understand?"

Bryce: "TUBBY!"

Debra: "That does it, you are now in the Naughty Square, so let's turn off Barney and Friends."

[Debra turns off the television and puts Bryce on the Naughty Square in the living room]

[Bryce blows a raspberry]

Debra: "You have been placed here because you called me a lazy, overweight (bleep), a fatso, a tubby, and refused to turn off the TV. Stay there until I come and get you. In addition, your Barney's in toy jail."


Debra: "If you carry on, I will double your time to 4 minutes."

[Bryce leaves the Naughty Square]

Bronson: "MUMMY IS TUBBY!"

Debra: "Bronson Timothy Mazar, that is not nice; this is your warning. Say it again, you're going on the Naughty Square."

Bronson: "You've got no job, no friends, no life, and everybody hates you! JUST GO ON AND SNACK ON SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES WITH POWDERED SUGAR AND WHIPPED CREAM FATSO!"

Debra: "I'm a college teacher, I've got friends on the phone, of course I have a life, and your father does not hate me, no way! Say anything that's rude again; you're going on the Naughty Square."

Bronson: "Well then, I guess you are a sumo! GO TO JAPAN!!!!!!!!!"

Debra: "Right! Naughty Square for you too!"

[Debra places Bronson onto the Naughty Square in the kitchen]


[Ainsley burps]

Ask SupernannyEdit

Onward part 2Edit

Leighton's 6th Birthday PartyEdit

Jo: "The next day was Leighton's birthday. Leighton's friends were invited to her Madagascar-themed birthday party."

Leighton: "Mom, look! It's Jackson, Addison, Sophia, Katie, Nicole Ann, Alex and Anthony James!"

Anthony James: "Happy Birthday, Leighton! Thanks for inviting me to the party!"

DVD MeetingEdit

Debra's Worst Moment EverEdit

Bronson: (using the iPad camera) "Presenting...the main event...the circus freak in the family...Mummy the fatty!"

[Bronson walks over to Debra]

Bronson: "And here she is, everybody, mummy! The fattiest fatty in the world!"

[Bronson uploads the finished video from the iPad to the computer and uploads it to YouTube on Steve's account]

Debra: "What is going on?"

Jo: "This."

[Jo plays the recently uploaded video]

Debra: "Oh, my god! That was not nice."

Jo: "And it's got...100 hits in one hour,"

Debra: "I can't believe it!"

Jo: "And the background song in this recently uploaded video is Weird Al Yankovic's song parody, 'I'm Fat.' Now it's got...over 30,000 views, 700 comments and 350 hits."

Debra: "What should I do?"

Jo: "I suggest you delete the video."

[Debra deletes the video from YouTube]

Bronson: (using the iPad camera) "Ladies and gentlemen.........starring the heftiest woman in the world......Mummy the fatty!"

Debra: "Oh, my god. Is that my iPad?!"


New LeavesEdit

Jo: "I was now going to make the twins, Bryce and Ainsley see how bad bullying and teasing make other people feel. These kids need to realize that when they make fun of their mom and dad, they are making them feel bad."

Jo: "We're going to take a piece of paper and crumple it into a ball."

[Bronson, Ainsley, River and Bryce crumple up their pieces of paper into balls]

Jo: "Now, stomp on it to the ground..."

[River, Ainsley, Bryce and Bronson stamp on the paper balls]

Jo: "Now, unfold it and smooth it out like this..."

[Jo demonstrates how to smooth it out]

[Ainsley, Bronson, Bryce and River flatten out their crumpled up pieces of paper]

Jo: "Now look at how scarred and dirty it is."

Steve: "I think that this technique should be very effective to teach them that it is not nice to bully other people."

Jo: "Okay, now. Can you say sorry to the piece of paper?"

Bryce: "Sorry."

River: "Sorry."

Ainsley: "Sorry."

Bronson: "Sorry."

Jo: "Now, even though you are sorry, those scars are there forever. Just remember that."

[The twins, Ainsley and Bryce walk over to their parents]

Bronson: "Mommy, daddy, we're sorry."

River: "I'm sorry I made fun of you. It wasn't very nice."

Ainsley: "I'm sorry I picked on you, daddy."

Bryce: "I'm sorry, mommy, for making you feel bad."

Time for Jo to goEdit

Family updateEdit

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