Christmas Eve Dance PartyEdit
Zoe: "Girls! Come and get your presents!"
[Marie and Laura run downstairs, then Marie looks in her stocking]
Marie: "Sweets, lapel pins from Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Fruit, and a....? Andrew, what's this?"
[Marie holds up a plush of Trafalgar Law from One Piece]
Andrew: (smug) "Your favorite anime boy, the guy that was popular before he did even anything."
Marie: "I like it! My biological parents are okay with Japan, I visited Japan, but here's the problem, when we go to Japan, I have to be careful, I call them so they know I am not being politically defective."
[Marie opens her presents]
Marie: "Ooh, A Kim Jong-il portrait, again for the 5th year, Bart doll, Lisa doll, Marge doll, Homer doll, The Simpsons Movie Blu-Ray, Maggie doll, thanks Andrew!"
[Laura looks in her stocking and only finds coal]
Laura: "Only coal."
[Laura also finds a note saying "Laura, you have been anything but good this year, you tortured your North Korean sister and disrespected her opinions on Chick-fil-A, harassed her parent, hit stepmommy and daddy, screamed, threw fits and yelled, from Santa" in cursive]
Laura: "WHY DID THE G**K FROM THAT COMMIE COUNTRY GET PRESENTS?!"
Zoe: "Laura, can you please stop using bad words? Anyway, the reason why she got presents was because you were naughty. You can try getting presents again next year."
Danny: " "
Andrew: "I'm so glad you liked it."
Marie: "I love it, I'm gonna treasure them forever!"