Four years ago...Edit
[We see a sign called 4 years ago]
Oliver: "Trick or Eminem!"
[The song Crack a Bottle by Eminem plays]
Jessie (Screeching): "YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
[Jessie sobs histerically as she throws a tantrum, screaming into her pillow]
Announcer: "Oliver is now 11 and doesn't misbehave."
[Oliver does homework]
Announcer: "But the 10-year-old is now misbehaving on her own."
Jessie: "OLIVER STINKS!"
Announcer: "Oliver gets into the sibling rivarly with the british 10-year-old."
[Jessie shrieks from the top of her lungs]
Announcer: "Jessie vandalizes the whole house."
[Jessie draws a mustache, a unibrow and glasses on Oliver's photo]
[Jessie throws a pillow, two more blankets and more dolls]
Announcer: "She is the exploding, most worst-behaved pre-teen of all time!"
[Jessie stomps her foot on the ground and crosses her arms]
Jessie: "YOU ARE NOT THE (bleep)ING BOSS OF ME! YOU ARE ONE OF US, OLIVER! YOU ARE ONE OF USSSSSSSS!!!!"
Announcer: "Now lashing out and yelling as she can't calm down."
Jessie (screeching): "(bleep) YOU YOU LITTLE SCUM!"
Jasmin: "Calm down, sweetie."
Announcer: "Can Jo help the 10-year-old girl?"
Jessie: "SUPERNANNY MUST (bleep)ING FAIL!"
Long Time, No SeeEdit
Lake Family IssuesEdit
Talk with MomEdit
Jo: "Did Jessie ruin any holidays?"
Jasmin: " "
Jo: "Rule 1: Everyone must speak politely. Rule 2: No hitting. Rule 3: No screaming. Rule 4: Put your toys away after you play with them. And rule 5: No splashing people. Jessie, if you are caught breaking any of these rules, you will go on the Naughty Pad for 10 minutes. So don't break any rules, OK?"
Jessie: "OK, I got that."
Jasmin tries calming down JessieEdit
[Jessie screams at Oliver]
Oliver: "STOP SCREAMING!"
Jessie: "No, I HOPE YOU GET DONKEY TURD FOR CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
Jasmin: "JESSIE! KEEP THIS UP AND YOU WILL BE IN THE NAUGHTY PAD!"
Jessie: "NO!!! I HATE THE NAUGHTY PAD! NAUGHTY PAD IS FOR BABIES!"
Jasmin: "NO IT IS NOT!"
Jessie: "I HOPE OLIVER GOES INSIDE THE NAUGHTY PAAAAAAAADDDD!"
Oliver: "No I am not. I am well-behaved!"
Jessie (yelling and shrieking): "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!"
Oliver: "Man, that girl has some impulsive behavior. She has a hasty superior to me this time."
Jessie: "(bleep) YOU! JASMIN YOU ARE ONE OF US!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF US JASMIN! YOU ARE ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!"
Jasmin: "It's okay, calm down."
Jessie: "NOOOOOOOO! (bleep) YOU!"
[Jasmin confiscates Jessie's Barbie Fashionistas Cutie doll]
[Jessie screams and sobs histerically and laying herself down to the floor]
Jessie: "I WANT MY BARBIE FASHIONISTAS CUTIE DOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"
Jasmin: "If you keep this up, no more doll for you."
Jasmin: "How about water?"
Jasmin: "I heard that she has some very exploding behavior. She can't calm down and she is yelling from the top of her lungs!"
Jo: "I heard that she is shrieking from the top of her lungs, screaming for her doll."
Snack Box Technique Edit
Jessie: "Where'd my treats go?"
Jo: "Jessie, your parents wanted to throw all of your junk away, because they have a lot of sugar, and also, they're not good for you, Jessie. That means they're unhealthy for you."
Jessie: "I WANT MY FOOD BACK! I HATE THIS NEW RULE!"
Jo: "Look, Jessie. There will still be plenty of food to eat in this house, but you'll have to eat healthy food from now on."
Jasmin: "That's right, Jessie. You're 10 years old, and you must eat healthy like us."
Jessie: "I WANT MY TREATS!!!"
Quinn: "Calm down, Jessie. We still have food left."
Jessie: "NO, I WON'T! NOW, I'M GONNA STARVE!"
Jo: "Listen, I promise you won't starve, Jessie. But from now on, you'll just have to eat healthy food."
Jessie: "I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE REALLY HARD!!"
[Jessie tries to punch Jo, but Quinn blocks her fist from doing so, Jessie is in tears]
Quinn: "Jessie, just count to 10, and calm down, OK? Like we said, you'll have something to eat. Just healthy food."
[Jessie runs to her room crying]
Jasmin: "I have a bad feeling, Jo."
Quinn: "Me too. We just threw her favorite food away."
Jo: "Don't worry, you two. That kind of food is no good for her."