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Before the Revolving Line of CreditEdit

Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Submission ReelEdit

Jo: "Well, another week, another family. Let's have a look and see who we got here."

???: "Hi, we're the Lake Family! I'm Jasmin, a wedding planner."

Quinn: "And my name is Quinn and I am a police officer."

Jasmin: "Our son Oliver has been expelled from 5 schools over the past year."

IntroductionEdit

[Jo arrives at the Lake stilt house]

[Jo rings the doorbell]

Oliver: (OS) "Stinky-butt!"

Lake Family IssuesEdit

AM MorningEdit

Oliver: "I HATE YOU JEFF! YOU'RE UGLY!"

Talk with MomEdit

Jasmin: "The last school that he has been expelled from was McBride Elementary School for bullying other children."

Jo: "Has Oliver ever ruined any holidays?"

Jasmin: "He has ruined several holidays, including Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Jo: "How come?"

Jasmin: "Well, starting with Halloween, it began when we all went Trick-or-Treating and shortly after that, he gobbled up all of sibling's treats, which is considered greedy before lacerating Jeff."

Jo: "My goodness."

Jasmin: "He also destroyed almost all of the electronic equipment."

Jo: "My word."

Jasmin: " "

Jo: "Oh, dear."

Trip to the MallEdit

Jo: "Later on, Mom took the kids to the mall to buy a present for Jeff's birthday, which would be in a couple of days while Jeff stayed home with a babysitter. She also went to buy some supplies for Jeff's upcoming birthday party."

[Oliver runs off]

Jasmin: "Oliver, get back here!"

Oliver: "What is it?"

[Oliver shoplifts a toy]

Jasmin: "Oliver, put that toy back!"

Parent MeetingEdit

House RulesEdit

Calling Nicole Birou-JenningsEdit

[Nicole and her family are watching a documentary film, March of the Penguins]

[The phone rings]

Nicole: "Robert, could you pause that? I have to answer the phone real quick."

[Robert pauses March of the Penguins]

[Jo picks up the phone]

Jo: "Hello? Who is calling?"

Nicole: "This is Nicole Birou-Jennings. How may I help you?"

Jo: "I am currently helping the Lake Family. They have 4 children: Oliver who is 7, Beatrice who is 4, Kent who is 3, and Jeff who is 1 1/2."

Nicole: "What do the kids do?"

Jo: "Oliver is the worst behaved out of this family. He attacks his family and does all sorts of unacceptable things. Beatrice and Kent are not too much, they rarely swear and copy others respectively. Jeff, on the other hand, is 100% well-behaved and his birthday is in a few days."

Nicole: "My word."

Jo: "Which discipline technique should I use?"

Nicole: "I have a new discipline technique; the Naughty Pad. A child must sit on a pad for an amount of time depending on their age."

Jo: "I got it now. Thank you."

DisciplineEdit

Jeff's 2nd Birthday PartyEdit

One day till Jeff's PartyEdit

Jasmin: "Okay kids, do you have any idea what theme Jeff will be having for his party?"

Beatrice: "Muppets!"

Jasmin: "Dr. Seuss!"

Kent: "How about Pajanimals?"

Jasmin: " "

Oliver: "Yuck."

Jasmin: " "

On the day of Jeff's PartyEdit

Jo: "When Jeff became 2 years old, he was having a Pajanimals-themed birthday party."

[Jeff is dressed in his Apollo costume]

Jasmin: "You look so cute, Jeff!"

[Eliza Simpson is helping out preparing the party]

Jasmin: "We had a coloring table for kids to color their pages with enough crayons and plenty of Pajanimals coloring pages."

[On the buffet table are Daisy Puffs cupcakes, Apollo's Moon and Stars, Bedtime Bunny Carrots, Sweet Pea Sue's Sweet Lemonade, Ellie the Octopus' fish and chips, Squackaroni and Cheese, CowBella's Teeny Tiny Tea Treats, Coach Whistler's Soccer Smoothies, a large fruit and veggie platter, and a Pajanimals cake]

Oliver: "Hey, Jeff. You look stupid in that Apollo costume!"

[Pajanimals music is playing in the background via a CD radio with maximum volume]

Jo: "The kids played games like Apollo's Catch the Stars, Coach Whistler's Ball Hunt, CowBella Says, Pajama Freeze Dance and Pin the Pajamas on Squacky."

Jasmin: "We also had face-painting and a carousel."

Jo: "However, Oliver began ruining the party 20 minutes after it began."

[Oliver changes the music to Drop the World by Lil Wayne]

Jasmin: "Oh, no! Who changed the background music?"

Oliver: "I DID! BUT YOU AIN'T STOPPING ME!!!! I WILL ALSO HAVE EMINEM!!!"

[Oliver replaces the lemonade with alcoholic drinks and gets into one of them]

Oliver: (slurring) "Tis.......Purteeeee......shelllllllllll...........beeeeeeeeeeeeee.....dastroied................" (Translates to: This party shall be destroyed!").

[Lester Simpson laughs at that while in the background as a cameo]

[Jasmin takes the alcoholic drinks into the house and puts them out of Oliver's reach]

[Jo changes the music back to Pajanimals music and takes Oliver into the house]

Oliver: "Let go of me, woman!"

[Jasmin puts Oliver in time-out]

[Jasmin comes down to Oliver's level and makes eye contact]

Jasmin: "You cannot get into the alcoholic drinks or change the music. You will sit here for 7 minutes and your 3DS is in toy jail."

Oliver: (slurring) "I................HAIT...............UUUUUUUUUUU......." (Translates to: "I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!")

[Jasmin leaves Oliver in the Naughty Pad and confiscates his Aqua Blue Nintendo 3DS system]

[Oliver pees on the Naughty Pad]

Oliver: (slurring) "I....dun...a......weeeeeeeeeeee...." (Translates to: "I've done a wee.")

Jasmin: "Then he peed on the floor like a dog."

7 Minutes Later

Jasmin: "I want an apology, Oliver."

Oliver: (slurring) "NUUU....I.WIL...KEEEEP....RUINING.....TH...PARTEEEEEE..........." (Translates to: "NO!!! I WILL KEEP RUINING THE PARTY!!!!!!!!)

[Oliver pushes Jasmin and runs outside, then destroys the Pin the Pajamas on Squacky by setting it on fire with a match]

[Jasmin gets out a fire extinguisher and puts out the flames]

[Oliver throws balloons containing water, carrot juice, ants, spiders, peas, spinach, corn, milk, wine, mud, urine, poop, snot, broccoli, worms, and grass at Jeff and the guests]

Jeff: "MAMA!"

Jasmin: "Oh, no!"

[Oliver then puts lit fireworks into the Pajanimals cake]

[Oliver destroys the Apollo's Catch the Stars game by using a pizza cutter and slicing it in half]

Jeff (crying): "Mommy!"

Jasmin: "OLIVER JOSEPH LAKE!"

[The Pajanimals cake explodes all over everyone]

(Everyone who is invited and helping out except Lester scream and run to their cars)

Jasmin: "Oh, no!"

[Oliver ejects and snatches the Pajanimals CD from the radio, runs to the garage, grabs a hammer from a workbench, runs back outside and smashes the CD in 32 pieces with it, then changes the music to Under the Influence by Eminem]

[Oliver gobbles up all of the Apollo's Moon and Stars]

Oliver: (slurring) "Nuu............ keeds................ wont................. eet................ thes......... peese.......uf.........(bleep)!" (Translates to: "Now kids won't eat this piece of ****!")

[Oliver burps]

Jasmin: "Oliver, that was not nice of you! Your little brother had been looking forward to celebrating his birthday with his friends and family! You need to apologize to him for ruining his party."

Oliver: (slurring) "Nuuuu....." (Translates to: "No!")

Jasmin: "Then you can stay there for another 7 minutes! Also, your Green Bird is in toy jail!"

Oliver: (slurring) "Fuuuunnn...." (Translates to: "Fine!")

[Jasmin leaves Oliver on the Naughty Pad and confiscates his Angry Birds Green Bird plush toy by placing it into the toy time-out box]

[Oliver vomits]

[Quinn arrives home]

Quinn: "Hi, what is going on?"

Jasmin: "Jeff's party is ruined, courtesy of Oliver."

Quinn: "OLIVER JOSEPH LAKE, YOU DO NOT RUIN ANY CELEBRATIONS, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT ARE MEANT FOR YOUR SIBLINGS! JEFF WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! AS A CONSEQUENCE, YOU MUST WRITE A 100-WORD ESSAY THAT DESCRIBES THE ERRORS OF YOUR WAYS! IF YOU DON'T WRITE A GOOD ONE, THEN THERE WILL BE MORE CONSEQUENCES, IS THAT CLEAR?!"

7 Minutes Later

Jasmin: "I would like an apology."

[Oliver takes out his pencil and begins writing an essay and all the apology letters under Quinn's supervision]

[Quinn checks Oliver's first apology letter]

[Quinn checks Oliver's essay]

[Quinn discovers neither of them is good]

[Oliver's essay says "(bleep) YOU, JEFF AND EVERYONE ELSE! PAJANIMALS IS JUST (bleep)ING BABYISH! I HATE THIS FAMILY AND I HATE EVERYONE ELSE THAT EXISTS ON EARTH! SO EAT SOME (bleep) AND GO DIE IN (bleep)!"

Dining OutEdit

[The family are sitting at a table in a sit-down sushi restaurant]

Oliver: "Yuck, what is that?"

Oliver: "I hate yucky sushi! Because it is for stupid Japanese (bleep)s!"

Jasmin: "Just try it, dear. Sushi is raw fish; it's not going to hurt you, trust me."

Snack Jar TechniqueEdit

[Jo discovers cookies, candy, snack cakes, ice cream novelties, mini corn dogs, snake lollies, bottles of root beer, cupcakes, Nesquick chocolate milk, potato chips, tortilla chips, cans of Pepsi, bottles of Fanta, banana chips, beef jerky, Crush grape soda, cream soda, bottles of Dr. Pepper, corn chips, Rice Krispie treats, Reese's peanut butter cups, pizza, hamburgers, Hershey's chocolate bars, Oreo cookies, Push-Pops, in the freezer, pantry, refrigerator and cupboard]

[Jo gets out a clear bin and a trash can]

[Jo gathers 4 jars, one personalized for each child]

Jo: "I'm going to sort out all the treats I have found and whatever i find is rubbish will be thrown into the trash. The remaining sacks that are good will be placed in the clear bin."

Tossing out the TreatsEdit

[Jo stores beef jerky, banana chips and Rice Krispie treats into the clear bin]

[Jo discards all of the junk food via placing it in the garbage]

Oliver: "NO!! NOT MY TREATS! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?!"

Oliver vs. the BabysitterEdit

Jo: "When the parents are going out for lunch, they hired a young babysitter named Michelle."

[Michelle writes down all the information on her babysitting notebook]

Quinn: "The Naughty Pad is right over here."

Jasmin: "The list of emergency contacts and numbers are right on the refrigerator."

Michelle: "Yes, ma'am. Is there anything else I need to know?"

Jasmin: "Oh yes. Jeff's naptime is at 1:15pm."

Michelle: "Thanks, that's all I need to know. Have fun you two."

[Michelle puts Jeff down for a nap]

OnwardEdit

Quinn: "Okay, Oliver, you've earned yourself a trip to the Naughty Pad, Mister."

7 minutes later

Oliver: "I'm sorry."

Quinn: "Thank you."

DVD MeetingEdit

ReinforcementsEdit

Bye Bye Jo-JoEdit

Family UpdateEdit

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