Game A (Candy Crush Saga)[]
Preparation[]
Aunt Theresa: "Candy Crush Saga."
Cause[]
[Juan, Jose and Antonio are on Katie's laptop]
Juan: "Jose and Antonio! Let's replace them with naked women, naughty language and swears! This is going to be fun!"
Effect[]
Katie: "Ready to play Candy Crush Saga?"
Alice: "Okay!"
[Katie notices the bad things on the slide]
Katie: "Suck my balls, you motherfucking bitch!"
[The tridecaplets, Brett and Joel gasp but the triplets laugh]
Kelly: "I think that it is Juan, Jose and Antonio who did it!"
Katie: "You think so?"
Juan: "Teamwork!"
Katie: (gasps) "It IS you three!"
Juan: "No, it wasn't."
Katie: "Yeah, right."
Aftermath[]
Aunt Theresa: "They were so grounded."
Katie: "JUAN DIEGO, JOSE LUIS AND ANTONIO FRANCESCO! YOU THREE ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR ONE WEEK AND SIX DAYS, WHICH MEANS NO SCREENTIME FOR 2 DAYS, YOU WILL DO HOMEWORK, ESPECIALLY HOMESCHOOL WORK FOR YOUR GROUNDING TIME, NO FRIENDS FOR 4 DAYS AND YOU WILL NOT PLAY OUTSIDE UNTIL TOMORROW!"
Juan: "You are one dead bitch!"
Jose: "Yeah, fuck off before we force you to listen to Vothana and Satanic Warmaster!"
Katie: "No! We're not listening to those bands because they're both terrible black metal bands that even dwelled into national socialism! Now go to bed!"
Game B (Who Am I?)[]
Preparation[]
Cause[]
[The triplets are on Katie's desktop]
Effect[]
Katie: "Ready to play Who Am I?"
Sarah, Brett and Joel: "I am! I am!"
[Katie notices rude comments about the tridecaplets]
Katie: "I hate the tridecaplets. They sound like Shit! They smell like Shit."
Sarah: "It should be Juan, Jose and Antonio."
Katie: "I knew it." (gasps) "Not you three again!"
Aftermath[]
Aunt Theresa: "My sister swang her nephews to the center."
Katie: "JUAN DIEGO, JOSE LUIS AND ANTONIO FRANCESCO!!! I DO NOT FIND WHAT YOU ALL DID AMUSING!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 15 DAYS, WHICH MEANS NO SCREENTIME FOR 5 DAYS!!! THIS ALSO MEANS NO XBOX, NO FRIENDS FOR 7 DAYS, AND NO OUTSIDE PLAYING FOR 3 DAYS!"
Juan: "Do the world a favor and fuck off!"
Jose: "And you better unground us!"
Antonio: "If not, then we'll continue to vandalize the ever living shit out of your shitasses of powerpoints!"
Game C (Hudsonopoly)[]
Preparation[]
Aunt Theresa: "Also called Monopoly."
Cause[]
[Juan, Jose and Antonio are on Katie's chromebook]
Antonio: "Let's put pictures of people dancing Gangnam style!"
[Antonio downloads the pictures of the Gangnam Style people]
Effect[]
Katie: "Okay! Are you ready to play our family game, Hudsonopoly!"
Ryan and Liam: "Yes!"
[Katie opens the first slide to reveal some pictures of Gangnam style]
Katie (reading): "Oppa Gangnam Style. Ahhhh, Sexy ladies."
Katie: "Did the triplets do it?"
Liam: "It was the triplets who did this!"
Aftermath[]
Aunt Theresa: "My sister was so angry again."
Katie: "AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED JUAN DIEGO, JOSE LUIS AND ANTONIO FRANCESCO, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR FOUR WEEKS! YOU WILL DO HOMEWORK EVERYDAY! YOU ARE BANNED FROM BEING NEAR TO A SCREEN FOR 10 DAYS, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM SEEING YOUR FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL FOR A WEEK AND YOU ARE ALSO BANNED FROM PLAYING OUTSIDE FOR 15 DAYS!"
Juan: "OH, FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULLSHIT!!! I'D RATHER GET RAPED BY 100 SAVAGE WOLVES WHILE BEING FORCED TO HIT THE GRITTY AND GETTING STURDY THAN DO THAT DICKSHIT OF A PUNISHMENT!!!"
Katie: "Language, Juan!"
Game D (Mathematics Whiz)[]
Preparation[]
Cause[]
[Juan, Jose and Antonio are on Katie's MacBook, replacing every math problem with pictures of surgeries]
Effect[]
Katie: "Ready to play Mathematics Whiz?"
Brett and Joel: "Yes! We're ready!"
[Katie reveals the first slide to notice 5 pictures of surgeries]
Brett: "Yuck."
Joel: "I think Juan, Jose and Antonio did it."
Katie: "I wasn't so pleased when I heard this."
Aftermath[]
Aunt Theresa: "My sister brought her nephews over to the couch".
Katie: "JUAN DIEGO HUDSON, JOSE LUIS HUDSON, AND ANTONIO FRANCESCO HUDSON, YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!! YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR, WHICH MEANS NO SCREENTIME FOR 5 MONTHS, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM YOUR FRIENDS FOR HALF A DOZEN, WHICH MEANS SIX! AND YOU WILL ALSO NOT PLAY OUTSIDE FOR A MONTH!"
Jose: "GROUNDED FOR A YEAR?!?! A FUCKING YEAR?!?!"
Juan: "THIS BITCH HAS CLEARLY LOST HER FUCKING MIND IF SHE THINKS THAT'S A SUITABLE PUNISHMENT!!!"
Antonio: "THAT IS IT!!! WE'RE NOT ONLY GONNA DEFY THAT SHIT, BUT WE'RE ALSO GONNA FORCE YOU TO LIKE THE 2004 MOVIE MISS CAST AWAY!!!"
Katie: "STOP IT!!! WE'RE NOT THE PLANKS, AND I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LIKE A BAD MOVIE!!!"
Game E (Guess the Tridecaplet)[]
Preparation[]
Aunt Theresa: "Ultimately, they were given one more chance."
Cause[]
[Juan, Jose and Antonio are on Katie's Surface, replacing the pictures of the tridecaplets with the music Giuseppe Todaro's biological brothers made and screenshots of the show Unstoppable Missy Floorz]
Jose: "I'm also gonna add in some Vothana."
Juan: "Fuck yeah! Vothana rules!"
Effect[]
Katie: "Are you guys ready to play Guess the Tridecaplet?"
Tridecaplets: "That's us!"
[Katie gets on the first slide, then plays Tuyên chiền vỏi đo thái by Vothana]
[Katie, Aunt Theresa, Grandma Susie, Grandpa Tom, the tridecaplets, Brett and Joel gasp, then cover their ears]
Brett: "Turn it off! I hate black metal!"
Joel: "Yeah! This song sucks!"
Julia: "The triplets have done it again!"
Aftermath[]
Aunt Theresa: "After ruining five games and PowerPoints, my sister was so angry again."
Katie: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RUINED ALL GAMES AND POWERPOINTS! THIS IS THE FINAL GOSHDARN STRAW! FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR SIX YEARS, WHICH MEANS NO FRIENDS FOR 2 YEARS, NO SCREENTIME FOR A YEAR, YOU WILL NOT PLAY OUTSIDE FOR 3 YEARS!!! AFTER YOUR 12 MINUTES!!! NOW GO WRITE AN ESSAY ON WHAT YOU DONE AND SORRY LETTERS TO THE GAME PARTICIPANTS!"
[Katie sends the triplets to the Naughty Tuffet]
Jose: "You're a f****t making us go to the Naughty Tuffet!"
Katie: "Do not say that to me, Jose. That is not very nice!"
Juan: "Fuck off, cunt!"
Antonio: "Yeah! We ought to beat your fucking ass to a bloody pulp!"
Katie: (Snaps) "SHUT THE HELL UP AND STAY IN HERE UNTIL ME, MY SISTER AND MY MOTHER MOVE THE TUFFETS TO YOUR ROOM AND SPANK THREE OF YOUR REAR ENDS!!!!!!!!!!"
[After 4 minutes of their timeout, Katie sends the triplets to their room. Then she, Aunt Theresa and Grandma Susie move the Naughty Tuffets to their room]
[Katie, Aunt Theresa, and Grandma Susie go to the triplets' room with wooden spoons and hit their butts]
Juan, Jose and Antonio: "OW! MOM, AUNTIE, AND GRANDMA!"
Grandma Susie: "THAT SHOULD NOT HURT AT LEAST ONE TINY BIT!"
Antonio: "HOPE YOU THREE DIE PAINFULLY IN A WAR IN SYRIA!"
All: YOU THREE LIKE TO ACT TOUGH BUT HATE SPANKINGS AND ACT LIKE FUCKING WIMPS WHEN WE DO IT? WELL WE WILL DO IT HARDER! BE MEN AND TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP!
Juan: "SHUT UP, N****R!!!"
[Juan picks up the rocky statue of Great-Grandmother Paige and throws it on Aunt Theresa]
Aunt Theresa: "OW!!!!!! MY MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN PIECE OF ASS, DICK, AND SHIT ANKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Jose and Antonio spank Katie and Grandma Susie with the wooden spoons while Aunt Theresa who has a broken ankle watches in horror]
Katie and Grandma Susie: "JOSE AND ANTONIO, STOP ATTACKING US WITH THE WOODEN SPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jose and Antonio: "THE SPANKING YOU ARE GETTING IS HARDER THAN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE OUGHT TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH LIKE THAT CHINESE KID DID TO HIS GRANDMOTHER ON THE SUBREDDIT NOAHGETTHEBOAT!!!"
[The twins spank the mom and grandma ten times harder]
[An ambulance walks by the Hudson doorstep]
Ambulance: "Ladies, are you okay?"
Katie, Aunt Theresa and Grandma Susie: [crying] The twins spanked us and Juan threw the Great-Grandmother Paige statue at me."
Ambulance: "I will take three of you women to the hospital to make all three of you recover."
[After recovering, Katie, Aunt Theresa and Grandma Susie decided to eat out at Baskin Robbins]
Going to Baskin Robbins[]
Aunt Theresa: "Me, Brett and Joel, my sister and my mother along with their tridcapulet children and cousins were going to Baskin Robbins."
[Juan, Jose and Antonio are in their bedrooms, screaming, crying, howling and throwing tantrums]
[We hear a loud, crashing sound]
Alice: "Oh no mom, what is that?"
Juan, Jose and Antonio: "CAN WE HAVE BANANA BROWNIES!?"
Katie: "No!"
Juan, Jose and Antonio: "ARE WE HAVING BANANA BROWNIES?!"
Katie: "No! Are you guys banana brownies?"
Juan, Jose and Antonio: "ARE WE HAVING BANANA BROWNIES?!"
Katie: "You are not eating brownies. You guys are only having bananas."
Juan: "WE WANT BROWNIES! WE HATE BANANAS!"
[Ethan, Ryan, Jonathan, Kyle, Liam, Eric, Abby, Julia, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Alice and Milo run up to Katie and get a banana brownie for themselves]
Katie: "Does Baskin Robbins sound to you?"
Ethan, Ryan, Jonathan, Kyle, Liam, Eric, Abby, Julia, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Alice and Milo: "YES!"
Juan, Jose and Antonio: "THROW EVERY BANANA AWAY IN THE TRASH! WE JUST WANTED A BROWNIE!"
Katie: "NO! You three are each getting one banana and that's final! The bananas are NOT going in the trash!"
[Juan, Jose and Antonio run to to the playground to meet their friends, Steven, Chester, William and Gabe]
Ryan: "Mom! The triplets are running away!"
cut to:
[Katie, Grandma Susie, Grandpa Tom, Aunt Theresa, Brett, Joel, Ethan, Ryan, Jonathan, Kyle, Liam, Eric, Abby, Julia, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Alice and Milo are chasing the triplets like furious hyenas]
[The parents of Steven, Chester, William and Gabe quickly stare at Steven, Chester, William and Gabe]
Katie: "KIDS! DON'T GO GET THEM NEAR YOU!"
Antonio: "Can't catch us, smelly butt!"
[Juan blows out a raspberry on Alice]
[The 19 people and the parents of Steven, Chester, William and Gabe stare at Juan, Jose, Antonio, Steven, Chester, William and Gabe]
Jose: "Oh no, they're getting us?"
Grandpa Tom: "Oh yes we are! Just you wait till we get you home!"
[Juan, Jose and Antonio throw 400 rocks and bricks on 27 people, causing them to be injured and knocked down]
[Juan hits the parents of Steven, Chester, William and Gabe]
[Jose bites all the adults]
[Antonio hits his tridecaplet siblings]
[Steven and Chester aggressively attack Brett while William and Gabe aggressively attack Joel]
[Steven's parents take him home]
Ellen (Steven's mother): " "
Carl (Steven's father): " "
[Chester's parents take him home]
Chester: "NO, PLEASE!!! I WANT TO PLAY WITH THOSE TRIPLET BOYS!!!!."
Arlene (Chester's mother): " "
James (Chester's father): "We'll be late for Tammy's birthday party!"
[William's parents take him home]
Marisol (William's mother): " "
Daryl (William's father): ""
[Gabe's parents take him home]
Janet (Gabe's mother): " "
Kevin (Gabe's father): " "
Katie: "I called your friends parents and told them you are never allowed to play with them ever again."
Baskin Robbins Aftermath[]
Aunt Theresa: "My sister saw my adoptive triplet nephews eating Baskin Robbins."
[Juan, Jose and Antonio are eating Baskin Robbins foods]
Katie: "BOYS! HOW DID YOU GOT THESE FOODS?"
Antonio: "We ordered them from your Visa credit card along with your cell phone, ya horse-banging skank!"
Katie: "YOU KNOW WHAT, JUAN, JOSE AND ANTONIO, I'M THROWING THEM IN THE TRASH!"
Jose: "If you do that, I'll blow up the house with a pipe bomb! I will also blow up the neighborhood and kill everyone!"
[Katie cancelled the Baskin Robbins order]
Katie: "I can't believe what happened earlier, After Juan, Jose and Antonio vandalized all 5 games and powerpoints, I sent them to the Naughty Tuffet, but they said the F word to me, so I sent them to their room and me, my sister and my mother moved the tuffet to their room and arrived with wooden spoons, while me, my sister and my mother spanked Juan, Jose and Antonio, Juan threw the statue at Theresa's face, hurting her ankle, then Jose and Antonio spanked Katie and Susie with the wooden spoons, making the three women cry when an ambulance arrived at the doorstep, then the ambulance took the women to the hospital recovering from the hurtness, and when the women recovered from the hurtness, Katie, Theresa and Susie decided on Baskin Robbins, Katie gave the tridcapulet siblings banana brownes while Juan, Jose and Antonio got nothing but just a banana, those boys told that the bananas are going in the trash, but they're not, after that, Juan, Jose and Antonio raced to the playground to meet their friends, Steven, Chester, William and Gabe while being chased by Katie, Theresa, Susie, Tom, Ellen, Carl, Arlene, James, Marisol, Darryl, Janet, Kevin, the tridcapulet siblings and Brett and Joel, Juan blew out a raspberry at Alice, Juan, Jose and Antonio threw 400 rocks at the adults, the siblings and the cousins, causing them to be injured and knocked down, Juan hit the parents of Steven, Chester, William and Gabe, Jose bit all of the adults, Antonio hit all of his tridcapulet siblings and Steven, Chester, William and Gabe aggressivelly attacked Brett and Joel."
Movie Time[]
Aunt Theresa: "My sister decided on movie time."
Katie: "Alright! Let's watch a movie!"
Juan: "Mom, can we watch the movie?"
Katie: "No! You, Jose and Antonio will be staying with the sitter while we're gone. You'd better behave or else."
The sitter arrives[]
[Sitter rings the doorbell]
[Juan kicks Sitter on the face]
[Jose bites Sitter on the leg]
[Antonio flips Sitter the bird off]
Katie: "Boys, you do not attack her, that is not nice. I'm so sorry this has happened."
Sitter: "It's okay, I am used to it."
[Sitter Hailey takes out her pen and her Babysitting Notebook]
Katie: "Okay, first I left the snack out for the boys, so they have to eat healthy foods."
[Sitter writes all the information down in the babysitting notebook]
Katie: "Second, ."
Katie: "Third, "
Katie: "Fourth, "
Katie: "Fifth, "
Katie: "And sixth, do not speak to the boys and do not allow them to leave their room."
Aftermath[]
Aunt Theresa: "My sister decided that it's Behavior Modification Camp for the boys."
Katie: "It's Behavior Modification Camp for you three."