This took place 3 months before Jo visited the Juritins. For the Freak Foor version click here.
[A knock on the door is heard]
Joshua: "I'll get it!"
[Joshua opens up the door to see all of his friends]
Joshua: "Yo, Xandra!"
Xandra: "We are going camping together in Cuyahoga Valley National Park!"
Gretchen: "I purchased an RV for you guys to chill out!"
Joshua: "No grapefruits are allowed, especially my family!" (laughs)
June: "Joshua, you are not coming with them."
Joshua: "Not a chance, Jose! It is too late to stop us!"
Xandra: "Seeya!" (blows raspberry)
Edward: "They have left! Joshua shouldn't be coming with them in the first place!"
Ready to GoEdit
Katie: "We got all of the equipment now."
In the RV driving to Cuyahoga Valley National ParkEdit
Mako: "Dude, let's sing "What is Love?" while you are driving, Gretchen!"
Gretchen: "That will be awesome!" (brings out her iPod and starts playing the song)
Music Playing: "What is love? Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
[Joshua and his friends start bobbing their heads to the song]
Zelda: "He better come back in the house!"
Edward: "We can't do anything about it, they left!"
Ron: "We are halfway there, right Gretchen?"
Gretchen: "We are certainly halfway there, according to our map!"
10 minutes later:
Joshua: "Boy, I am so bored."
Everyone: "Let's sing to (bleep) Suck (bleep)!"
Gretchen: "Good idea." (brings out her iPod and starts playing the song)
Music playing: "Aww (bleep), three icy (long bleep) from Odd Future doing some crazy (bleep), by the way, we do punch (bleep)."
[Joshua and his friends start bobbing their heads to the song, all the bad words are blocked by bleeps]
At the CampfireEdit
[Joshua and company are at the campfire roasting marshmallows]
Katie: "Wanna tell a ghost story?"
Joshua: "Do tell a really good ghost story."
Katie: "Okay everyone. Now this is a really true story...about my boyfriend!"
Xandra: "Ooh...where does it take place?"
In the tentEdit
[Gretchen blows up a very large tent under the stars at night]
[Joshua and the gang are in their pajamas and they are inside the tent, minus Xandra]
Coraline: "I feel like a bear is going to eat us!"
Xandra: "With this bear costume, I can play a trick on my friends!"
[Xandra is dressed in a realistic bear costume and runs towards the tent]
[A roar is heard in the background]
Wolf: "What was that?"
Katie: "I think it is a monster!"
Jackson: "Actually, I think it is a bear!"
[The bear costume portrayed by Xandra roars and is about to slash at Joshua and friends]
Everyone: (except Xandra) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! A BEAR!"
Xandra: "Don't worry, I fooled all of you!"
Lori: "Y'all safe, ain't we?!"
Xandra: "I am not a bear! It is just me!"
Ron: "That reminded me of that episode from TDI! Total Drama Island!"
Sakura: "Correct! I wish I ate some sushi!"
[Xandra enters the tent]
Katie: "Let's turn on the flashlights and sing "Under the Influence!"
[Everyone turns on their flashlights and Katie turns on her MP3 player to play Under the Influence in its uncensored version]
Everyone: "So you can suck my (bleep) if you don't like my (bleep)! Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my (bleep)! Two pills I pop 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies. I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties! A young (bleep) man with the trash can strapped to the back of his (bleep) so the rats can't chew through his last pants!"
[A man sleeping in the cabin is disturbed and wakes up, then turns on the lights in the cabin]
Man: "Would you please turn it down, folks?"
Perry: "MIND YER OWN BUSINESS, GRANDDAD!"
Joey: "You bozo!"