This was a few weeks before Jo first came. If you want to view the Freak Foor version of this video, please go here.
[A knock on the door]
June: "Who could that be?"
[The door opens to reveal Xandra]
Xandra: "HEY, NOOB!"
Joshua: "Hey, it's you Xandra."
Xandra: "We are going on an outing to the park, going on a mini-golf trip, and going to Bocassio's for dinner!"
Joshua: "Sounds like fun, come on guys!"
June: "Joshua, stay in the house. You are grounded for breaking into a neighbor's home."
Joshua: "NOT A CHANCE, JOSE!" (blows raspberry and slams the door)
Zelda: "Joshua's going to miss us!"
Edward: "But he will be back at some point during the night."
[Joshua and his friends are walking down the street and to the local park]
Joshua: "Let's cause havoc so mysteriously that grapefruits won't notice."
Lori: "Let's do it, y'all!"
[Joshua and Ron torture the geese near the pond]
[Xandra writes a message on a sticky note that reads "Wee wur owt tu teh parck and we r goeng tu gawlph and Bokassioz for denner XANDRA WUZ HERE LMAO!" and pastes it on a park bench]
[Gretchen attacks a 7-year-old child playing catch with his father]
Child: "DAD! STOP THIS CRAZY WOMAN FROM HURTING ME!"
[Joshua's friends push a bench with an elderly man sitting on it and topples over]
[Joshua slaps the man in the face]
Man: "Hey, what is the big idea?"
Coraline: "Shut up, grandad!"
[Joshua discards his clothes, runs to the lake naked and pees in it]
[Joshua and his pals enter a mini-golf course]
Xandra: "I'd brush up my putting!"
Joshua: "Oh, did you say pudding? You better not dip the golf ball in cream!" (laughs)
Xandra: "That's right! I'd brush up my putting!"
[Zelda is working on her science project]
Katie: "We're all done. It's getting dark. Now we're going to Bocassio's for dinner."
Bonzo: "What shall we eat?"
Joshua: "Winners like us don't have time for losers like them."
Jackson: "I have to go back to do my experiments!"
Ron: "And I am going to scam some people!"
Gretchen: "I have a lawyer duty!"
Ron: "Maybe I would scam Jo Frost, Joshua."
[Edward is working on his book report]
Edward: "At least the good news is that Joshua won't be able to disturb me while I try to get my homework done."