Before the Revolving line of CreditEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."
Jo: "Let's take a look at who we got here."
???: "Hi, we're the Hooyman family. I'm Sabrina, and I run a coffee shop."
Hooyman Family IssuesEdit
Princess Reward ChartEdit
Jo: "Today, Sabrina. I'm going to introduce the Princess Reward Chart."
Kelly: (scoffs) "That's for little girls! I'd rather have a Hannah Montana one!"
Sabrina: "Do not talk like that Kelly. That is not nice and we will not replace it with a Hannah Montana reward chart and that is final!"
Jo: "Kelly then started to kick off."
Sabrina: "Kelly had decided that she was too grown up for the Princess Reward Chart and she wanted to have a Hannah Montana reward chart instead."
[Kelly starts to rip her photo]
Jo: "Kelly, no. That is not acceptable."
Kelly: "WELL IT'S FOR LITTLE GIRLS, SO I JUST WANT A HANNAH MONTANA REWARD CHART!"
[Kelly escapes upstairs]
Sabrina: "Kelly, come here please."
[Kelly runs to her room, slams the door and locks it]
Sabrina: [to Jo] "Now, what do I do?"
Jo: "I'd like you to give Kelly a warning. If she carries on that behavior, then there will be consequences."
Sabrina: "Kelly, this is your warning. If you continue to behave like this, then there will be some serious consequences. Do you understand?"
Kelly: "BUT IT'S FOR LITTLE GIRLS, I AM 11, NOT 4!!!"
Sabrina: "Kelly, open the door."
Kelly: "Go and kill yourself or I will kill you!"
Jo: "Excuse me?"
Jo: "At that point, I had to address the situation myself."
Jo: "Kelly, you need to listen to me. That behavior is unacceptable. If you continue to kick off, I will take away your MP3 player. Do you understand?"
Jo: "Then all of a sudden, we got a loud blast of heavy metal music. Those songs had such disgusting and explicitly questionable lyrics, including profanity, references to drugs and nudity. It's just disgusting!"
Sabrina: "KELLY GENEVIEVE HOOYMAN!!"
[Kelly turns down the music and comes out]
Kelly: "Yes, SABRINA?"
Sabrina: "Finally, Kelly stepped out of the room."
Sabrina: "Because you chose to behave like this, your MP3 player and cell phone are gone for the rest of the week."
[Sabrina confiscates Kelly's MP3 player and cell phone]
Kelly: "FINE, I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF (bleep)!"
[Kelly throws a piece of furniture at Sabrina]
[Kelly flips off Sabrina]
Kelly: "I hope you die, (bleep)!"
Sabrina: "You know what? You've now lost them for two weeks! For talking mean to me!"
Jo: "The drama had lasted for an hour and a half."
Kelly: "Can't help the fact that you're a (bleep)!!!"
Sabrina: "Right! I'm now taking away your laptop, your collection Tiger Beat magazines, and your iPad! Just keep on trash talking me!"
Jo: "And then all of a sudden, Kelly smacks Sabrina's face with a hairbrush. I was so not pleased when I saw this."
[Phone in the kitchen rings]
Sabrina: "Hello? Yes, this is she. Oh, really?"
Sabrina: "It turned out that was Kelly's school principal on the phone."
Sabrina: "KELLY GENEVIEVE HOOYMAN!!!! FRONT AND CENTER!!!!"
Kelly: "Yes, Sabrina?"
Sabrina: "I just got off the phone with your principal."
Kelly: "What is it, mother?"
Sabrina: "Would you care to explain about the incident at school today? About why you were in detention?"
Kelly: "Cuz I tortured one of my classmates with a chair and started swearing during a social studies project!"
Sabrina: "Why did you do those things?"
Kelly: "Because Emma kept getting ink on my fingers...and the teacher hates me!"
Raul gets bustedEdit
[Sabrina hears a knock on the front door]
Sabrina: "Who could that be?"
[Sabrina opens the door, to two police officers with Raul]
Policeman 1: "Ma'am, we have apprehended your son on the possession of illegal drugs."
Policeman 2: "He was seen with a group of college kids smoking marijuana."
Jo: "Raul was caught possessing marijuana along with a group of college kids, and he was in deep trouble."
Sabrina: "I can't believe this! You went and smoked pot with a bunch of yahoos! What were you thinking?!"
Raul: "Those (long bleep)ing (bleep)heads told me to."
Sabrina: "If those yahoos told you to go jump off a cliff, would you do it?"
Raul: (Angrily) "IT WAS THOSE (long bleep)ING COLLEGE (Bleep)ers (Bleep)!
Jo: "The argument went on for a long time."
[Emma is playing with her toys]
Emma: "I heard my Mom and Raul argue downstairs when I was playing with my toys."
Emma: "Mom, what's going on?"
Sabrina: "Oh, nothing that you need to be concerned about, just go back to playing with your toys, dear."