Info: "For the 25th anniversary of the release of the Game Boy Advance SP, Marie and Garret celebrate this day by selling Toshio's console on eBay until he does drugs. Will a good scolding and good talking-to tame teach them the lesson?"
Before Preschool[]
Garret: "Toshio, DO DRUGS! I DARE YOU TO!"
Toshio: "なぜですか?" (Translation: Why?)
3 minutes later
Garret:" Toshio, DO DRUGS! I DARE YOU TO!"
Toshio: "なぜですか？" (Translation: Why?)
[Satoko comes in]
Satoko: "俊夫！就学前の時間！" (Translation: Toshio! time for Pre-school!)
Toshio: "ギャレットは私が薬をやってみたかった" (Translation: Garret wanted me to do drugs...)
Satoko: "ギャレットフィルグリーン！あなたはよく知っている！俊夫は4です" (Translation: Garret Phil Green! You know better! Toshio is only four.)
[Toshio leaves with his mother]
Toshio: "バイバイ" (Translation: Bye-bye.)
[Toshio and Satoko go into the car and Satoko puts Toshio in his booster seat and the passenger seat and she goes into the front seat and drives Toshio to Pre-school]
Ms Josie: "Hello there Toshio!"
[Toshio waves]
At preschool[]
Toshio: "ミセス·ウェストンは、私の兄のギャレットは、薬を行うために私に言って保持し、私は、薬が何であるかわからない." (Translation: Mrs. Weston, my big brother Garret keeps telling me to do drugs, and I don't know what drugs are)
Mrs. Weston: "Drugs? Drugs are bad, say no to drugs like Marijunua, or Alcohol..."
Toshio: "" (Translation: "What? What shall I do? How can I say no?")
After preschool[]
Toshio: "私のゲームボーイアドバンスSPはどこにありますか？" (Translated: "Where's my Game Boy Advance SP?")
Marie: "Your brother sold it on eBay. Besides, the console is 25 years old."
Garret: "YOU WON'T GET IT BACK UNTIL YOU DO DRUGS!"
Toshio: "薬は悪いです。" (Translated: "Drugs are bad.")
Marie: "By the way, Pokemon is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Nintendo Headquarters, as well as Pokemon Headquarters! All your favorite shows are cancelled because of Godzilla!"
Toshio: (crying) "それは本当ですか？" (Translated: "Is it true?")
Marie: "Yep. Garret consulted Godzilla."
[Toshio breaks down wailing, crying, and bawling]
Garret: "CRYING AND WAILING YOUR (bleep)ING HEAD OFF WON'T GET THE STUPID GAME BOY ADVANCE SP OR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS BACK ON!"
Toshio: "屋根裏をシャットダウンする！" (Translated: Shut up, Garret!)
[Toshio goes upstairs crying]
Marie: "Keep rolling these tears, and boy, I'll kick you out of the house!"
Toshio: "私はあなたを憎む、私はあなたが、マリーが死ぬだろうなあ！" (Translated: I hate you and I wish you would die, Marie!)
Marie: "GROW UP, YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF (bleep)!"
Garret: "THE MORE TIME IT TAKES FOR YOU TO DO DRUGS, THE WORSE YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE!"
(Toshio raises his voice)
Toshio: "死ぬ行く、あなたのハック！" (Translated: Go die, you hacks!)
Satoko: "それはそれです！マリーと屋根裏部屋！あなたは電子湾に面した不動産を売却すると薬の事を彼に言ってはいけない！" (Translation: THAT IS IT! MARIE AND GARRET! YOU DO NOT SELL PROPERTY ON EBAY AND TELL HIM TO DO DRUGS!)
[Satoko calls Ebay and orders Toshio's GBA SP back]
Satoko: "それは、3日後にここに来るでしょう" (Translation: It will be here in 3 days.)
[Toshio does a "Go shoot yourself in the mouth" Gesture at Marie and Garret]
Satoko: "ゲームボーイアドバンスSPは少し俊夫にそんなに意味していること" (Translation: "That Game Boy Advance SP meant so much to little Toshio.")
[Samuel Green comes home from work]
Samuel Green: "What happened?"
Satoko: "俊夫が麻薬をやったまで一度俊夫は就学前から帰ってきて、ギャレットがeBayで彼のゲームボーイアドバンスSPを販売し、彼もそれをバック命ずることができないであろう、マリーも俊夫の好きな番組が原因でゴジラのに戻ることができないと述べた。" (Translation: Once Toshio came home from Pre-school, Garret sold his Game Boy Advance SP on eBay. he also would not order it back until Toshio did drugs, Marie also said Toshio's favorite shows wouldn't be back on because of Godzilla.)
Samuel Green: "AS I'M CONCERNED MARIE IMOGEN AND GARRET PHILL GREEN! YOU BOTH ARE GROUNDED FOR 6 MONTHS! AND MARIE YOU WILL NOT BE SEEING BILL FOR 7 MONTHS! YOU TWO WILL ALSO NOT BE PLAYING WITH YOUR IPOD AND IPAD FOR A MONTH! I AM (bleep)ING DISGUSTED WITH YOU BOTH! HOW DARE YOU SELL TOSHIO'S PROPERTY ON EBAY! IT IS CERTAINLY UNTRUE THAT GODZILLA DESTROYED NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS!"
Marie: "Garret's the one who sold Toshio's Gameboy Advance SP on eBay. It was his idea."
Samuel Green: "IT WAS BOTH OF YOU!!"
Garret and Marie: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THAT STUPID 4 YEAR OLD AND THAT STUPID BABY MORE THAN US!!!!!!"
Samuel Green: "Because they know how to behave, properly unlike you both..."
Garret: "HE IS A (bleep)ING SPOILED BRATTY WHINY BRAT!"
Marie: "BESIDES, THE GAME BOY ADVANCE SP ARRIVED IN US STORED 25 YEARS AGO!"
Samuel Green: "In addition, you both will be going to BMC, you will also write an apology letter to Toshio and Satoko and a 400-word essay about the errors of your actions."
[Satoko picks up Toshio]
Satoko: "私とあなたの父親が不在の間、また、あなたが長い時間のために接地されている、あなたのアースが終わったときは、俊夫に謝るでしょうか、それは別の、長い時間がかかります" (Translation: In addition, you are grounded for a long time while me and your father are away, when your grounding is over, you will apologize to Toshio or it will be another long time)
The Fight[]
cut to:
[Marie is on the phone with her biological mother]
Marie: "Mom, beat up my stepbrother and stepmother, their names are Toshio and Satoko respectively. Neither can speak English, and it's (bleep)ing me off! Why do I need a stepbrother and stepmother who cannot speak English?"
Samantha: "I agree."
cut to:
[Toshio picks up his Pikachu plush doll and looks at it, then starts to hug it close]
Toshio: "私の人生はさらに悪くなる" (Translation: My life is even worse)
[Toshio feels anger]
Toshio: "プリンセス·ギャレットとうんち·吸殻のプリンセスは支払うつもりです！ピカチュウの権利！" (Translation: Princess Garret and Princess of poopy-butts are going to pay! right Pikachu!)
cut to:
[Garret is on the phone with his college friends]
Garret: "Guys, beat up my little stepbrother, his name is Toshio. He cannot speak English, and it's (bleep)ing me off! Why do I need a stepbrother that cannot speak English?"
Garret's College Friends: "Okay!"
6 minutes later
[Garret's friends arrive]
Garret: "He is upstairs, his room is next to Dad's."
[Garret's friends go into Toshio's room]
Toshio: "出て行け！" (Translation: Get out!)
Jeanne: "NO!"
Sam: "Ohh Tough Guy, WHO IS ONLY 4!"
[Toshio punches Samuel real hard]
Toshio: "海 - ヤー！" (Translation: Hai-Yah!)
Sam: "TOSHIO SAEKI!"
[Samantha falls out of nowhere]
Toshio: "サマンサ！" (Translation: Samantha!)
Sam: "(bleep)!"
[Samantha splashes bleach in Toshio's face, but he avoids.]
Toshio: "老人！" (Translation: Old Man!)
[Satoko goes upstairs, goes into Toshio's rooom to see Sam and Toshio fighting]
Sam: "Get out of here!"
[Satoko helps her Toshio and beats the god out of Sam]
[Toshio closes his eyes and faces the other way, while Satoko flips Sam off]
[Samantha splashes bleach in Satoko's face, but she misses]
[Samantha tries to force-feeds Satoko vodka but Satoko splashes vodka over her face, pulls her hair and bites her]
Samantha and Marie: "Boys, ready, aim, fire!"
[Toshio gets a Nerf gun from the yard and hits Samantha with it mulitple times]
Toshio: "あっちへ行け、あなたは、ここでスクラムを歓迎していない！" (Translation: Go away, you're not welcome here, scram!)
[Toshio pushes Samantha against the wall and tapes her to the wall then picks up Satoko's phone and dials 911 for a racist hate crime]
Garret and Marie leave for Behavior Modification Camp[]
Garret: "I'll have my revenge, you little worm!"
Samantha: (to Garret) "Do you think there's some bleach in BMC?"
Garret: "No."
Samuel: "Leave now Samantha, I am disgusted with you, just LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Samuel pushes Samantha out of the house]
Samuel: "DON'T COME BACK IN TO ANNOY TOSHIO AND SATOKO!"
[Samuel gets Garret's college friends and also banishes them outside and locks the doors]
[Toshio sticks his tounge out]
Revenge![]
1 day after Garret and Marie have left[]
[Samantha flies by Military Plane]
2 days after Garret and Marie have left[]
[Garret's college friends fly by Military Plane]
3 days after Garret and Marie have left[]
[Toshio is playing with his Pikachu plush]
Cut to:
Garret: "SEND US BACK HOME, NOW!"
Officer: "Stop! You need to improve your behavior!"
[Marie splashes bleach in the Officer's face]
Cut to:
[The phone rings]
Samuel: "Hello?"
Head Teacher: "Your son Garret and Marie are monsters, they're demons! Pick them up immediately!"
Samuel: "No."
Head Teacher: "Why not?"
Samuel: "Not until the camp improves his behavior."
Head Teacher: "Please? They splashed bleach in an officer's face, chopped another officer in the neck and sold the officer's cell phone on eBay, force-fed another officer vodka, and set fire to his bed."
Samuel: "Oh, no! Are the officers okay?"
Head Teacher: "I don't know."