Before the Revolving Line of CreditEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo heads to North Carolina on a mission to help a single mom take back the control from her unruly ne'er do-well children."
Jo Frost: "I'm in Rockingham, North Carolina ready to help a single Jewish mother help who desperately needs my help, so you better take a look."
???: "Hi, I'm Laura Elean! I'm a single mom from Rockingham, North Carolina. I'm here to talk about my children. Starting with Zach, he's the oldest. He's 7. Here's Sophia, she's 3 years old. There's Nate, he's 2, and last, but certainly not least, my youngest by 22 months old Ingrid. Zach teaches his younger siblings naughty words."
Laura: "Zach, could you please refrain from swearing?"
Laura: "Zach, if you don't stop swearing, I'm taking your Legos away for a week."
[Nate is watching some Go Diego Go DVDs on TV]
Jo: "Later on, it was time for the family to go to the Synagogue."
[Sophia is watching Dora the Explorer on TV]
Laura: "Kids, time to go to the Synagogue."
[The kids gather in the car and drive to the synagogue]
Laura: "A kosher meal cannot have both meat and dairy products at the same meal. We are also not allowed to have pork, pork products, birds of prey, blood or shellfish."
Jo: "I'm here today to introduce some house rules."
Zach: "Rules suck."
Jo: "I beg your pardon? Rule number one...no making others learn profanity. Rule number two...treat this house with respect."
Jo: "Mom never disciplined Nate or Sophia, so I decided to give her the Naughty Pit."
[Jo brings in a light blue clean trash can-shaped piece of furniture and a sack full of blue beanbags]
Jo: "Today, I'd like to introduce to you...the Naughty Pit."
Jo: "It wasn't long before Nate kicked up."
[Nate throws a potato latke across the dining room, knocking over the menorah]
Sophia: "Mom, look what Nate did!"
Laura: "What did he do?"
Sophia: "He knocked over the menorah."
Laura: "Nate, time to go to the Naughty Pit."
Laura: "Yes, you do!"
[Laura deposits Nate into the Naughty Pit and discards 10 beanbags into the pit]