Brahm and Treat: "We don't wanna go!"
Nicole: "Sorry, but you need to go anyway."
Nicole: "I'm sending both of you to Military School! Besides, you asked for it. You were being complete brats."
3 weeks after the boys have leftEdit
[Nicole is taking the girls to Chuck E. Cheese]
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Do 3 laps both of you!"
Brahm and Treat: "We will pee in our (bleep)ing pants then!"
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "10 LAPS!!!!"
Treat: "NO!!!! SHUT UP, (bleep)er!"
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "30 LAPS!!!! IS THAT FINAL?????"
Brahm: "SUCK MY (bleep), CRAM IT, SHOVE IT AND BITE IT!"
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "35 LAPS!!!! IS THAT FINAL????"
Treat: "NO! BITE ME!"
[Brahm punches Sgt. Melissa Patrick's nose and causing it to bleed]
[Orla doing her homework]
Nicole: "Girls! Dinner's ready!"
Skyla/Haidyn/Kayla: "Oh boy! Dinner!"
Orla: "Coming, Mom!"
4 weeks after the boys have leftEdit
[Nicole takes the girls to DisneyQuest]
[Brahm holding a bowl of hot water]
[Treat looks for a boy sleeping]
[Brahm puts the bowl down]
[Treat puts the boy's hand in hot water in the bowl]
[15 seconds later: Boy sleeping pees his pants]
???: "Look what you've done!!!!"
[Boys are laughing at him]
[Brahm and Treat are video-recording their victim peeing his pants, and posting the video online for everyone to see]
Sgt. Mellisa Patrick: "BRAHM AND TREAT!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON????"
???: "Brahm and Treat made me pee my pants."
[Nicole and her daughters are jumping on Skyla's trampoline]
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Mrs. Birou-Jennings, your twin sons are monsters!"
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "They pulled pranks, chucked water balloons, made a boy wetting himself while he was sleeping with hot water in the bowl, prank-called a local Pizza Hut restaurant and ordered 880 pizzas with my credit card...they even made other children and the staff watch an internet video called 2 girls, 1 cup, I was like OMG! They also called me a fat, stupid and ugly woman!"
Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "YOU NEED TO COME PICK TREAT AND BRAHM UP NOW!"
Nicole and Robert get extremely furious with Brahm and TreatEdit
[A furious Nicole drags Brahm and Treat to the couch]
Nicole: "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PRANK-CALLED PIZZA HUT AND ORDERED TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF JUNK FOOD IN MILITARY SCHOOL MISTERS!"
Brahm: "We dare and we did!"
Nicole: "YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THE FACT LONGTIME SGT. MELISSA PATRICK FAILED TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU GUYS!"
Treat: (sneering) "We dare and we did."
Nicole: "That can affect your health. If you eat too much junk food, you can become ill and die out."
Brahm: "YOU MUST BECOME ILL AND DIE OUT!"
[Nicole loses her temper]
Nicole: "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING!"
[Brahm spits in Nicole's face]
Nicole: "You've worked my nerve this time, but now, there shall be one alternative left... BOOT CAMP!"
Brahm: "Will we make fancy boots and design them?"
Nicole: "Not even close. It's a facility where they straighten you out."
Treat: "You're both big, big poopy-butts!"
Robert: "BRAHM ALLEN AND TREAT TRITON, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
Nicole: "Sometimes I wish I didn't have any little boys via artificial insomniation,"