[Orla, Kayla, Skyla and Haidyn are getting ready for the Christmas play]
Robert: "What is the name of the Christmas play, ladies?"
Orla/Kayla/Skyla/Haidyn: "The Nutcracker!"
Nicole: "Who's ready to go Christmas shopping to the mall?"
Kayla/Orla: "I am!"
Haidyn/Skyla: "Me too!"
Nicole: "Brahm, Treat, are you boys coming?"
Robert: "Boys, let's hop in the car!"
[Brahm and Treat hop into the car]
[The Birou-Jennings Family arrive at the mall to do some Christmas Shopping]
[Brahm and Treat run off to the toy store]
Nicole: "Brahm, Treat. Come over here right now!"
Treat: "So long, sucker!" [blows raspberry]
Nicole: "I said, come over here!"
Robert: "Boys, do you remember the rules? When we are out in public, we are supposed to stick together."
5 minutes later
Robert: "Look, there's Santa Claus!"
Robert: "Who's ready to go to grandma's house for Christmas?"
[The family arrives at Grandma Mary-Ellen Birou's house]
Robert: "Who wants to help decorate the tree?"
Grandma Birou: "Hey, where did all the fudge go? It's all gone!"
[Grandma Birou shows everyone an empty plate of fudge]
Orla: "It's those greedy boys, Brahm and Treat who ate all of the fudge!"
Grandma Birou: "Brahm, Treat! It looks like you've spoiled your appetite for dinner."
Nicole: "Who wants to help me make Christmas cookies?"
[Orla enters the kitchen with her Christmas stocking, followed by Skyla, Kayla and Haidyn with theirs]
Orla: "Mom, someone cut a hole at the toe of my Christmas stocking!"
Skyla: "Mine too!"
Kayla: "Mine has a hole in it!"
Haidyn: "Look at my Christmas stocking! Someone cut a hole in it, mom!"
Nicole: "I wonder who did it?"
[Bianca, Madeleine, Catherine, Nicholas and Melody come rushing in with their Christmas stockings]
Bianca/Catherine/Madeleine/Melody/Nicolas: "Aunty Nicole! Aunty Nicole! Look at our stockings! They have holes, too!"
[Nicole peeks out of the kitchen to notice Brahm and Treat with a pair of scissors, cutting a hole at the toe of Nicole's stocking; they find Grandma Birou's stocking with multiple holes in it, and Robert's stocking has three holes in it]
Nicole: "Look what you've done, boys!"
Robert: "We have brought in their Naughty Pits, Nicole. Which they will be going to right now!"
[Robert places Brahm and Treat in their respective Naughty Pits]
Robert: (calmly) "You boys need to stay here in your pits for three minutes, OK? Because you cut a hole in mommy's stocking. And you also cut a hole in your sisters' stockings, your cousins' stockings, your Aunty Lisa's stocking, your Uncle Jake's stocking, your Aunty Carol's stocking, your Uncle Michael's stocking, your uncle Alfred's stocking, your Auntie Heather's stocking, Grandma Mary-Ellen's stocking and my stocking, which wasn't very nice of you both. We are also taking away your Pajanimals toys for a week."
Brahm: (screeching) "WE WANT OUR PAJANIMALS TOYS BACK!!!!"
Robert: (still calm) "Just for a while."
Aunty Lisa: "Merry Christmas, everybody!"
Grandma Birou: "Merry Christmas!"
[Bianca, Catherine, Brahm, Nicholas, Melody, Orla, Haidyn, Skyla and Madeleine rush over to their Christmas stockings]
Orla: "Cool! I got candy canes, a "Frozen" Anna doll, a "Tangled" hairbrush, tickets to see a Disney on Ice show, a cute Rapunzel plush doll, a Pokemon Black version 2 DS game, a Pokemon Art Academy 3DS game, a Rapunzel pin and the Tangled Nintendo DS game! What did you guys get in your stockings?"
Bianca: "I got hair clips, a Pokemon Omega Ruby 3DS game, a hairbrush, a Style Savvy Trendsetter 3DS game, a Pokemon Black version DS game, Pokemon Rumble Blast 3DS game, tickets to the Kennedy Space Center, candy canes and some lip gloss!"
Haidyn: "Awesome! I got an iPod Touch and an iTunes Gift card, Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded DS game, a Pokemon Alpha Sapphire 3DS game, some candy canes, a pair of sunglasses, the Disney's/Pixar 'Brave' DS game and some tickets to Walt Disney World!"
Catherine: "Sweet! I got a Mario/Sonic at the 2012 Olympic Games 3DS game, Pokémon Diamond DS game, a candy dispenser, a coin purse, a rare Darkwing Duck pin, some candy canes, Art Academy DS game and tickets to the zoo!"
Madeline: "Wow! Look, I got a pair of earrings, Pokemon Ranger Guardian Signs DS game, a necklace, Pokemon White Version 2 DS game, Madagascar 3DS game, some candy canes, a Disney pin starter set and tickets to see a circus."
Nicholas: "Wonderful! I got tickets to CSI: The Experience, Petz: Dolphin Encounter DS game, an Olaf pin, candy canes, a Beyblade Metal Fusion DS game, Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days DS game, a couple of pens, an MP3 player and a gift card to Target."
Kayla: "Nice! I got tickets to Universal Studios, a "Frozen" Elsa doll, Sonic Lost World 3DS game, Pokémon Pearl DS game, a Disney Princess DS game, candy canes, a gift card to Build-A-Bear Workshop, a cute Belle plush doll, and a glow-in-the-dark ball."
Skyla: "Outstanding! I got tickets to SeaWorld, Style Savvy DS game, a Pokemon X 3DS game, Imagine: Fashion Designer New York DS game, silly putty, candy canes, a Pokemon White version 2 DS game, a jump rope and a Spongebob TY Beanie Baby."
Melody: "Very nice! I got tickets to Legoland Florida, candy canes, Pokemon Heart Gold DS game, a Pokemon Y 3DS game, a Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance 3DS game, glow-in-the-dark ball, an iPhone and a gift card to Subway."
Brahm: "Aww, (bleep). Coal in my stocking again..."
Treat: "I agree... I got coal, too..."
Nicole: "Because you probably deserve it."
[Brahm and Treat also find a note from Santa Claus which says, "Brahm and Treat Jennings, you boys have been exceedingly naughty this year. You peed in your pants when things didn't go your way, menaced your sisters, terrorized the family dog Lucy, ruined holidays including Thanksgiving, ruined special occasions and have been thrown out of daycares. Signed, Santa" in cursive]
Treat: "What's this?"
Brahm: "I dunno, I can't read."
[Nicole reads the note aloud]
Nicole: (reading) "Brahm and Treat Jennings, you boys have been exceedingly naughty this year. You peed your pants when things didn't go your way, menaced your sisters, terrorized the family dog Lucy, ruined holidays including Thanksgiving, ruined special occasions and have been thrown out of daycares. Signed, Santa."
Brahm: "Santa is poo-poo!"
Treat: "SANTA NEEDS TO CHEW ON MY D***!"
The Missing PresentsEdit
Robert: "Who wants to open presents?"
Nicholas: "I do!"
Bianca: "I do!"
Melody/Brahm/Treat/Madeleine/Catherine/Kayla/Bianca/Nicholas/Haidyn/Skyla: "Me! Me! I do!"
Nicholas: "Mom, Aunty Nicole, my presents are missing."
Orla: "Mine too, Mom."
Bianca: "I can't find my presents. I think the Grinch took them."
[Treat and Brahm walk by with a ton of presents in their hands]
Nicole: "Brahm, Treat, why did you steal them?"
Brahm: "Because we didn't get presents from Santa and we wanted them really bad!"
Robert: "You didn't get any presents this year because you boys were very bad this year, so Santa put both of you on the Naughty List."
Treat: "SANTA IS A PIECE OF S***!"
[Nicole's anger rises]
Nicole: "RIGHT NOW, YOU'VE LOST ALL YOUR DOLLS! YOU CAN ALSO GO TO YOUR ROOMS AS SOON AS WE GET HOME!"
Brahm and Treat: "WE WANT OUR DOLLS! YOU'RE A BULLY BECAUSE YOU TOOK THEM AWAY FROM US!"
[The twin boys begin throwing a tantrum]
Nicole "For keeping up this nonsense, they are gone for three weeks. In addition, you're going to bed at around one hour earlier every day for the next three weeks. You are also banned from watching TV for 10 whole days."
Brahm and Treat: "WE WANNA SEE THE BALL DROP AND WE WANT TO STAY UP LONGER!"
Nicole: "I'm sorry, but you have been punished for keeping this up."
Later that afternoonEdit
[Orla and Kayla are outside sledding]
[On the table, we see Cabernet Sauvignon, Herbed Yorkshire Puddings, Roasted Root vegetables with Rosemary, Smoked Duck and Walnuts with Winter Greens, Mashed Potatoes with Jerusalem Artichokes and Chives, Roast Prime Rib with Madeira Sauce and Horseradish Sauce, Brussels Sprouts with Shallots and Mustard Seeds, and Roasted Pear and Amaretto Trifle]
Robert: "Kids, it's time for dinner."
Santa: "Ho ho ho!"
Brahm: "PREPARE TO DIE, (bleep)!"
[Brahm ties Santa to a chair with duct tape]
Santa: "What the...?!"
[Brahm applies duct tape all over Santa's mouth]
[Brahm fractures Santa's femur]
[Treat breaks Santa's fibula]
[Brahm breaks Santa's tibia]
[Treat breaks Santa's pelvis]
[Brahm breaks Santa's humerus]
Santa: "Hmmmph! Hmmmph! Hmmmmph!" (Translated to: "Help! Help! Help!")
Treat: "EAT MY SHORTS!"
[Treat splashes bleach all over Santa's face]
[Brahm sets Santa on fire]
[Treat stabs Santa in the neck four times]
[Brahm shoots Santa five times with a machine gun]
Brahm and Treat: "DIE, SANTA, DIE!!!!!"
Santa: "Have you not heard of Christmas being Peace on Earth on Goodwill to Men?"
[Brahm and Treat throw Nicole's iPad 3 across the room, smashing the screen]
Nicole: "Oh, my god. My new iPad 3! That was brand new! Your father gave that to me for a present!"
[Orla, Kayla, Catherine, Melody, Madeleine, Nicholas, Haidyn, Skyla and Bianca come rushing in the living room to see what happened]
Orla: "Mom, what happened?!"
Kayla: "Oh, no..."
Nicole: "YOU KNOW WHAT, BRAHM ALLAN AND TREAT TRITON?! YOU GUYS ARE NOW BANNED FROM WATCHING TV FOR 2 MONTHS, YOU ALSO LOST ALL OF YOUR PAJANIMALS THINGS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR, YOU MUST EAT ALL OF THE HEALTHY FOODS WITH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES THAT WE ARE EATING, YOUR USUAL BEDTIME WILL BECOME 2 HOURS EARLIER FOR THE NEXT 5 WEEKS, PLUS, YOU DESERVE A SPANKING! THAT'S RIGHT, A SPANKING! IT MUST NOT HURT A TINY BIT!"
[Nicole and Robert pull down Brahm and Treat's undies and she and begin spanking their butts with respective wooden spoons]
Brahm and Treat: "OWWWW!!!"
Nicole: "YOU KNOW WHY YOU DESERVED A SPANKING?!"
Treat: "I DARE YOU TO GIVE OUR TOYS BACK!"
Nicole: "TOO BAD! YOU WILL NOT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!"
Brahm: "YOU GUYS ARE THIEVES BECAUSE YOU STOLE OUR TOYS!"
Robert: "WE DID NOT STEAL THEM, WE CONFISCATED THEM FROM YOU FOR YOUR NAUGHTY BEHAVIOR!"
[Brahm and Treat snatch the wooden spoons from Robert and Nicole, grabs two extra spoons, goes crazy and attack Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and Orla with them and forces their cousins to watch it]
[Brahm hits Haidyn with the wooden spoon in his left hand]
[Brahm hits Skyla with the wooden spoon in his right hand]
[Treat hits Kayla with the wooden spoon in his left hand]
[Treat hits Orla with the wooden spoon in his right hand]
[Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and Orla bursts in tears, running to Grandma Birou crying]
Grandma Birou: "What happened girls?"
Haidyn (sobbing): "BRAHM SMACKED ME!"
Skyla (sobbing): "BRAHM HIT ME!"
Kayla (sobbing): "TREAT HIT ME!"
Orla (sobbing): "TREAT SMACKED ME!"
[Brahm and Treat laughs]
Nicole: "NOT FUNNY, BRAHM ALLEN AND TREAT TRITON!!"
[Nicole and Robert takes the four wooden spoons from Brahm and Treat and continues to spank their rear ends]
Nicole: "WELL TOUGH, SINCE YOU SNATCHED THE WOODEN SPOONS FROM US, GRABBED TWO MORE WOODEN SPOONS AND SPANKED ALL YOUR SISTERS JUST BECAUSE THEY AND YOUR COUSINS GOT PRESENTS UNLIKE THE TWO OF YOU, WE WILL BE DOUBLING YOUR GROUNDING TIME!"
Brahm and Treat leave for courtEdit
Before Brahm and Treat leave for court
[Policemen arrive at the doorstep]
Policeman #1: "Hi, I'm looking for a set of identical twins named Brahm Allan Jennings and Treat Triton Jennings."
Nicole: "Here they are, officer."
[Brahm and Treat flee the scene]
Policeman #2: "Come back here this instant, young men!"
[Lucy sniffs at the closet]
Policeman #3: "Good girl."
Brahm: "BUZZ OFF YOU PIECE OF S*** OFFICERS!"
Policeman #3: "OK then. I'll need backup."
[Each policeman leaves and then comes back with six officers, four male and two female]
Policewoman #1: "Brahm Allan Jennings and Treat Triton Jennings, you are both under arrest for public nudity, first-degree murder of Santa Claus, theft, vandalism, and abusive language towards a police officer!"
Treat: "No we aren't!"
Policewoman #1: "Yes you are."
[Treat splashes bleach at the policewoman]
[Brahm slices the policewoman's throat and burns her]
[Policewoman #2 handcuffs Brahm and Treat]
Brahm: "EAT MY SHORTS!"
Policewoman #2: "GO TO THE POLICE CAR NOW, MISTERS! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE THAT YOU ARE BOTH CONSIDERED GUILTY!!!"
The good kids reveal all their presentsEdit
[Orla opens up all her presents]
Orla: "A microscope, a Discovery 3D star theatre, a Disney's Tangled Blu-Ray DVD, a Discovery Moon in my Room, a new encyclopedia set, a new dictionary, a Disney/Pixar's Finding Nemo DVD, Discovery Shooting Star in my Room, Discovery Rainbow in my Room, a Pudsey bear, a chess game, a globe and a new chemistry set!"
[Catherine opens up all her presents]
Catherine: "Dora the Explorer DVDs...Muppets Most Wanted blu ray and a Lil' Brown Sugar Cub!"
[Nicholas opens up all his presents]
Nicholas: "Look, a football, a firetruck, a 16 in. Happy Hugs Teddy, and roller skates!"
[Skyla opens up all her presents]
Skyla: "Lookie here! A Mew plush doll, 15 in. Lil' Chestnut Cub from Build-a-Bear, a Pudsey bear, a Recess: School's Out DVD, and a Cars 2 DVD!"
[Bianca opens up all her presents]
Bianca: "Yay! A Bearemy bear from Build-a-Bear!"
[Haidyn opens up all her presents]
Haidyn: "Look, a Pudsey bear, a Disney's The Princess and the Frog Blu-Ray DVD, and a LEGO SpongeBob playset!"
[Madeleine opens up all her presents]
Madeleine: "Yipee! An Anna bear from Build-a-Bear!"
[Kayla opens up all her presents]
Kayla: "Cool, a Pudsey bear, Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes DVD!"
[Melody opens up all her presents]
Melody: "Oh, goody! An Elsa bear from Build-a-Bear!"
[The judge bangs his gavel]
Judge: "All rise! Order in the court, people. The state of Florida vs. Brahm and Treat Jennings."
Judge: "How did you find Brahm Jennings and Treat Jennings?"
Jury member: "Your Honor, we now found the out-of-control twins, guilty for abusive language towards a police officer, theft, murder, vandalism, and public nudity."
Judge: "Treat Triton and Brahm Allan Jennings, you will be sentenced 15 days in juvenile prison."
[Brahm and Treat set the courtroom on fire]
[Brahm sets the jury members on fire]
[Treat sets the bailiff on fire]
[Brahm sets the judge on fire]
[A person in court grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire]
[Treat shoots the bailiff 10 times]
[Brahm shoots the judge 20 times]
[Treat and Brahm shoot the jury 200 times]
Treat: "DIE, BAILIFF, DIE, JUDGE, DIE, JURY, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Brahm and Treat are released for early for good behaviorEdit
[A few days later, the twin boys are released early for good behavior]
[A police car drives to the Birou-Jennings house]
Robert: "Thanks a lot officer."
[The officer leaves]