Submission Reel[]
Tracy: "I am Tracy. I have an abusive husband. He had children from a previous marriage. The teenagers does drugs and have profane language. My children misbehave."
Lucas: "Daddy is an idiot!"
[Notelevision banishes Lucas to the attic]
Notelevision: "STAY IN THE ATTIC! NO MEALS!"
Observation Begins[]
[Yoshi is holding a Pikachu plush in his arms]
[Yoshi follows his mother, who is running an errand]
Yoshi: "Mommy, I want to come with you, please!"
[Yoshi clings onto his mother]
[Notelevision, without further notice, pulls Yoshi away from Tracy and banishes him in the cellar]
Notelevision: "YOU SHALL OFFICIALLY REMAIN IN THE CELLAR UNTIL I SAY OTHERWISE!!!"
Tracy: "Jonathan, I think little Yoshi would like to come with his mommy."
Observation Continues[]
[Lucas, Craig, Satoko and Yoshi are begging to come with their mother]
Lucas: "Take us with you, mommy!"
Yoshi: "Please!"
Craig: "Don't leave us here with Daddy! He hates us!"
Lucas/Craig/Yoshi/Satoko: "Please, take us with you!"
[Notelevision instantly, without further notice, banishes all Lucas, Craig, Yoshi, and Satoko into the garage]
Tracy: "Please let them come with me on an errand."
[Anna is seen hanging with her older boyfriend who rides a motorcycle]
[Aliona hops into her boyfriend's Mercedes and they drive off]
[Jack is seen smoking cigarettes with his girlfriend]
Drug Disposal[]
[Yoshi clings onto Tracy and follows her on her errand]
Calm Down Zone[]
Limitations Technique[]
[Notelevision is drunk, on the couch]
Onward[]
Lucas: "DADDY IS A BIG FATHEAD!"
[Notelevision spanks Lucas in the face with a wooden spoon]
Notelevision: "THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO CALL ME NAMES! WHAT? WHAT IS THAT I HEAR ABOUT YOU TALKING TO THE TEACHER ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES I GIVE TO YOU? THAT'S IT! I'M KILLING YOU!"
[Notelevision grabs a gun and tries to shoot Lucas in the head but misses]
Notelevision: "Hold still!"
[Lucas hears a car pull up to the driveway]
Lucas: "Mommy!"
Yoshi: "Daddy is trying to kill Lucas!"
Tracy: "EEK! GIMME THAT GUN! GROW UP AND STOP BULLYING YOUR KIDS!"
Notelevision: "So?! What's the d*** point?!"
Tracy: "You do not make any points to me, Jonathan Quinn Jordan! That's it! I'm calling the police!"
[Tracy calls the police]
Jo: "Jonathan, the police are arriving."
Notelevision: "Oh, f*** it!"
[The police arrive at the Blank-Forkids home]
Cop: "Jonathan Jordan, you're under arrest."