Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."
Nicole: "Orla, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!"
Orla: "What the f(bleep) are you doing with my f(bleep)ing toy?"
Announcer: "For the first time ever, Jo visits a family with a really strong mother..."
Orla: "Bring it on, you big fat smelly (bleep)!"
Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep) spelunker!"
Nicole: "What did you call me?"
Nicole: "Okay, now I'm destroying your treehouse!"
Nicole (yelling): "I'M THE BOSS!!!"
Announcer: "Or is she that strong?"
[Cut to the door to the bathroom, locked, where Nicole is, who is screaming and crying in horror]
Nicole: (screeching) "I don't want to be here anymore!"
Announcer: "Her three-year-old daughter is torturing her like crazy."
Nicole: "Will you give the system back?"
Orla (angrily): "NO!"
Announcer: "She hits her sisters...a lot."
[Orla hitting Skyla]
Announcer: "She also swears."
Orla: "F(bleep)!"
Announcer: "Leaving mom carrying Orla..."
[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit]
Announcer: "...to the Naughty Pit."
Nicole: "You don't destroy your sisters' property!"
Announcer: "And mom's tough love proves challenging."
Nicole: "Why did you write down such naughty words like that?!"
Announcer: "As Orla writes down inappropriate language on the walls."
Nicole: "Do you write down those dirty words?!"
Orla: "Mummy, get lost, you stupid b(bleep)!"
Announcer: "And mealtimes don't make any progress, especially since the tyke is a picky eater whose eating habits lead to the result of her becoming anemic."
Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"
Announcer: "Orla also plays with three other little girls, who are as bad as Orla herself,"
Wendy (girl with blonde hair): "Club rules: No poopy-butts allowed!"
Announcer: "Can Jo Frost get the three-year-old daughter under control?"
Orla: "What the (bleep) are you doing with my (bleep)ing toy?"
Nicole: "Stop that."
Announcer: "Or will massive chaos reign?"
Nicole (yelling): "GET OUT OF THIS!!!"
Orla: "Supernanny is gonna fail!"
Submission Reel
Jo: "So, I'm in Orlando, Florida, ready to help a single 20-year-old mother who has 4 daughters and desperately needs my help."
Nicole: "Hi, I'm Nicole Birou. I'm a 20-year-old single mother of four daughters. Haidyn is 6, Skyla is 4 1/2 and the twins Kayla and Orla are 3 1/2."
Orla: "Mommy, MOMMY!"
[Orla screaming]
Nicole: "Orla ruins the holidays, tortures me, hurts her sisters, screams, swears and records bad words on the 3DS system. Also, she has been expelled from 20 different preschools previously for her bad behavior."
Kayla: "My twin sister is not being a good girl. She won't share her toys with me."
Nicole: "Orla is also a very picky eater and she won't eat her vegetables. As a result, she nearly became sick due to anemia."
Orla: "I hate Brussels sprouts! Yuck!"
Nicole: "Orla's friends are just as bad as Orla herself. They curse,"
Girl with red hair: "(bleep)!"
Nicole: "They break things..."
[A girl with blonde hair smashes her mother's iPad]
Nicole: (annoyed) "Oh, no! This was so expensive! If your behavior doesn't stop, your friendship with Amanda will have to."
Nicole: "And they refuse to let Haidyn, Skyla, or Kayla play with them or Orla while she's holding a private club meeting in her own private treehouse in our backyard. As a matter of fact, she refuses to let her sisters join the club or participate in the same group activities that she and her friends are doing."
[Orla and her friends are in Orla's treehouse]
Orla: "You can't come in!"
Girl with blonde hair: "Club rules: No poopy-butts allowed!"
Girl with red hair: "And that means you!"
Girl with brown hair: "Go away or you'll be sorry!"
Nicole: "I've sent Orla to specific facilities."
Nicole: "YOUR PLAY CAR IS GONE FOR A WEEK!"
Orla: (sneering) "I dare and I did."
Nicole: "You've worked my nerve this time, but there is one alternative left, Boot Camp!"
Orla: "Hmph. You must treat me like a criminal."
Nicole: "I've tried all the facilities."
Nicole: "I thought the camp was supposed to help improve her behavior."
Head Teacher of Behavior Modification Camp: "She stabbed an officer with a knife, duct taped a boy's mouth shut with super glue and set fire to the bed."
Orla: "Looks like you're all out of ideas, Nicole Louise!"
Nicole: "I first tried Nanny 911, but it didn't work out. And then I try Supernanny for the 7th attempt to win the battle against Orla."
Nicole: "Supernanny for you now!"
Nicole: "Last year, my father passed away from prostate cancer, and things have been in a turmoil since. Orla even ruined his funeral."
Nicole: "YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THAT YOU'RE IMMUNE TO NANNY 911 MISSY!"
Nicole: Please Supernanny! I need you to help this family back this instant! Please hurry.
Orla: "Over my (bleep)y (bleep) I will!"
[Orla takes off her clothes and swims in the koi pond]
Jo: [closes the laptop] "Enough is enough, this fighting has got to stop, and I know I'm on my way right now."
Observation begins
[Jo knocks on the door]
[Skyla, Kayla and Nicole answers it]
Jo: "Hello. Tell me your names please."
Skyla: "I'm Skyla and this is Kayla."
Jo: "Hello, nice to meet you. You must be Nicole."
Nicole: "Yes."
[Haidyn is in the living room, watching TV]
Nicole: "Haidyn. Jojo is here, please come here and say hello to her."
[Haidyn turns off the TV and gets up to meet Jo]
Jo: "Hi Haidyn. How are you?"
Haidyn: "I'm good."
Jo: "So there is one more member of this family. Haidyn, Skyla and Kayla, can you tell me where Orla is?"
Haidyn: "Orla is grounded for a week, so she is upstairs in her room."
Jo: "Why?"
Nicole: "Orla destroyed our neighbor's front lawn with sodium tetra-sulfate. She also stole my Nintendo 3DS, and used it to record bad words and take pictures of her private parts and herself naked to send to other people on my StreetPass. And she recorded a video of herself taking a dump on her bed and her bedroom floor while naked to send to other people on my StreetPass. It was so embarrassing, that I had to undo the damage. She also stole candy from the store and I made her give it back."
Jo: "Well, then. Can I go and see her?"
Nicole: "Sure, just be careful. She may attack anyone who comes into her room."
[Orla comes with a book]
Orla: (sneering) "Hi there, (bleep) face, you (bleep)ing piece of (bleep)!"
[Orla throws a book at Jo's face]
Jo: "My word..."
Nicole: "Orla, you don't throw books and swear at Jojo. That is not nice."
Jo: "Can you tell the kids to go away for a while so we can have a chat?"
Nicole: "Girls, you need to go away for a while. You can watch Dora."
[The girls leave the hallway and they go to the living room to watch some Dora the Explorer episodes]
Jo: "How long has this been going on, Nicole?"
Nicole: "I don't know, Jo. Orla has been kicked out of over 20 preschools for her aggressive behavior. The last school she'd been expelled from was St. Mary's Preschool. The teacher told me that she picked up a chair and then threatened to throw it at her fellow classmates.It was said that she recently karate kicked her teacher, Mrs. Bernie, in the private area and was sent to the hospital due to this incident. During story time, Orla usually attempted to snatch the book from Mrs. Bernie. She tore the pages off of several books. During arts and crafts at one moment, Orla threatened to cut off her classmates' fingers with a pair of scissors. She also poured glue and paint all over the floor and broke the paper shredder when she refused to participate by jamming so much paper."
Jo: "I cannot believe it! This little girl has been kicked out of 20 schools! How is that possible if she's only three years old?!"
Nicole: "Another terrible incident is when she pulled the fire alarm and was sent to the principal's office. She was then suspended from preschool for 4 days. She also set the classroom on fire with a dangerous match. The school officials had to call the police to get things under control, and when I arrived at the school, I noticed that Orla had been handcuffed and arrested by the police. Orla also threw furniture, tore items off the walls, and knocked over a shelf that injured the school principal. Before St. Mary's Preschool, she was kicked out of Little Fishes Preschool for stealing money from the collection plate, then La Petite Academy Preschool for flushing cherry bombs down the toilet in the girls' bathroom, Discovery Zone Preschool Inc for setting her teacher's car on fire, StarChild Academy for bringing a firearm, Orange Blossom KinderCare for flashing her privates at her fellow classmates, Faith Christian Preschool for shoving four desks to the wall, Precious Gems Crown Of Glory Pre-School for throwing several cherry bombs across the cafeteria, Noah's Ark Christian School for...um-those previous schools are hard to remember."
Jo: "What about the holidays she ruins?"
Nicole: "Last Thanksgiving was a nightmare. Me, Orla, Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla were at my mother's house for Thanksgiving dinner. My mother was cooking the turkey, and my brother-in-law, sisters, nieces, and nephews were all there. Everything was well prepared in advance, I even brought in a special table for the kids. I brought in a small turkey and some vegetables. Nothing can go wrong, was all I thought to myself, but I proved myself wrong. Orla started a food fight with her cousins, flinging sweet potatoes and turkey at everything and everyone. Eventually, the impact of the sweet potatoes knocked over an urn, which contained the ashes of my father, and it hit the floor, breaking into pieces. Oh, I forgot to mention that my dad died from prostate cancer last July, and we all went to his funeral. Orla simply took a dump on the casket during the wake. She threw some valuable vases that were decoration and they eventually broke. What was even worse, she took off her clothes and ran around the cemetery naked and stood on gravestones while she was naked."
Jo: "Oh, good lord. That is the worst thing that could ever happen at a funeral."
Nicole: "She also ruined last year's Halloween by disobeying the rules of crossing the street and took her witch costume and clothes off and ran around a neighbor's house naked. After we returned home, Orla hogged most of the treats that her sisters collected. She ate them all up quickly and that's considered greedy. Shortly afterward, Orla destroyed Kayla's Dora the Explorer costume that was left on her bed by setting it on a fire that existed for ten seconds with a cigarette lighter but I doused the fire with a bucket of water and she threatened to flush it down the toilet and she did while Kayla was sleeping and she was disappointed the next day. She also flushed my cell phone down the toilet so I grounded Orla for 3 days and a policeman, who received a neighbor's call, came over and Orla beat up the policeman and five policemen came and handcuffed Orla and Orla was sent to juvenile hall until she behaves herself...which took 19 days."
Jo: (shocked) "My word..."
Nicole: "And Christmas, oh, it was ho-ho-horrible! It was ruined, courtesy of Orla herself. While we went Christmas shopping, Orla was shoplifting some toys and candy. We were at my sister Lisa's house for the holidays, and when we sat down to have Christmas dinner, Orla not only refused to eat the creamed spinach, but she kicked up a huge tantrum and shoved the plate of spinach at a wall. And when it came for dessert, she threw the pumpkin pie into her cousin's face, and she and her cousins began a humongous food fight. It was awful. There was mashed potatoes, plum pudding, creamed spinach, creamed corn, stuffing, and vegetables all over the dining room. When it was time to open the presents, Orla knocked the Christmas tree over and threw several ornaments at her cousins that were hanging from the tree and some smashed into little pieces. There was only one injury from the tree itself--Skyla had been hurt and we had to take her to the emergency room and Skyla had to spend the rest of Christmas night and the next day in the hospital. Orla also stole presents from her cousins and claimed them as her own, because she was on Santa's Naughty List that year while the rest of my daughters were on the Nice List. This New Year's Eve, our New Year was anything but happy, especially, because Orla got into the alcoholic drinks, lit a cigar and put it into the wastebasket and it caught fire. She played with fireworks instead of setting them off for everyone to see. I dialed 911 because of this and she was sent to juvenile hall for 1 week."
Jo: "Oh, I can hardly imagine..."
Nicole: "And 5 months ago, we went to my cousin's wedding. It was simply awful, courtesy of Orla herself. It all started when Orla was upset for she didn't get to be the flower girl she wanted to be. She stuck her finger into the wedding cake and licked off most of the frosting. During the ceremony, Orla blurted out, 'That man's poo-poo!' right towards my cousin's fiancé. She also played heavy metal music with questionable lyrics at the ceremony on my iPod without earphones. She and her cousins ran wild at the reception, repeatedly told the DJ to change the music, smashed his equipment and tossed the records that were playing like a ninja star right at his face, and doused punch on my cousin, who was the bride. Finally she broke the wedding ring and threw it very far and it landed into the storm drain that contains poisionous water."
Jo: "Oh, my..."
Nicole: "This year's Easter was absolutely, positively, without a doubt, awful. The girls and I went to my sister Carol's house for Easter. Orla tripped her sisters and her cousins during the Easter Egg Hunt and stole their eggs from their baskets. While the children were coloring the Easter eggs, Orla dumped purple egg dye on Kayla's white Easter dress and splashed green on her cousin Nicholas' white suit. Soon it became a color splash fight. She even karate kicked the Easter Bunny that came to the Easter Party. She even threatened to lacerate Kayla's arm with a kitchen knife."
Jo: "I find that absolutely hard to believe that things like that could ever happen."
Nicole: "Skyla's birthday party last month was a sheer nightmare. It took place in the backyard; Skyla was having a Dora the Explorer themed birthday party and everything was going along fine until one of Skyla's guests started screaming. When I turned around, I discovered that Orla had set some rats loose. She put a put a lit sparkler in the Dora the Explorer piñata, and it exploded. Orla also stuffed lit fireworks into Skyla's Dora the Explorer 3-tier birthday cake, and the cake exploded all over everyone. Orla also beheaded Skyla's Dora the Explorer doll, changed the Dora the Explorer music to heavy metal music with questionable, explicit lyrics and popped the Dora the Explorer 5-in-1 jumper with a nail from the garage."
Jo: "Oh, good lord...."
Nicole: "This year's groundhog day was messed up courtesy of Orla who was chasing after the groundhog and set the groundhog on fire with a cigarette lighter and it died and after I doused the fire, Orla threatened to flush the dead groundhog down the toilet."
Jo: "Oh, my god, that is so messed up..."
Nicole: "And also, we all got invited to my niece Madeleine's 3rd birthday party, which is Tinkerbell-themed, but Orla wants to play with her friends but I told her no friends that day, because she had to do like everybody else does. She started to misbehave by putting on her casual clothing for going to her friends and I forced her to take them off and put on her party dress for Madeleine's birthday party. So she screamed, cried, resisted, smacked, punched and kicked me and tried to go to her friends house but I got her back in to the house and got her party dress on and got her to the car while she was screaming and crying and resisting and refusing to put her seat belt on. When we are at Aunty Lisa's house, she started to ruin the party by . Thanks to Orla, poor Madeleine could've ended up in the emergency room."
Jo: " "
[Orla raids the pantry and begins to stuff some Pop Tarts, cookies, candy, Suzy Q's, sodas, Twinkies, brownies, Hostess Shortcakes, mini muffins, Hostess cupcakes, Sno-Balls, Ding Dongs, Little Debbie snack cakes, Ho Hos, donuts, Hostess Fruit pies, and potato chips into her Dora the Explorer backpack while Nicole is busy talking to Jo, and heads outside to meet her another little girl about her age]
Nicole: "Also, this Fourth of July was a nightmare! Orla set fireworks on the ground, and it caused a humongous fire. Haidyn's Disney Princess-themed birthday was an absolute and sheer disaster. I added a fanon sheer upgrade involving me kidnapped by the police due to spanking Orla then I was launched back to my house. Wanna see it?"
Jo: (shocked) "You spanked your child?!"
Nicole: "This didn't really happen, but if it really happened, I would be SO frustrated! Orla brought the police lady to the house and she handcuffed me, but I said that it was actually a total mistake and she kidnapped me instead. Eventually, Kayla rescued me and she is my hero. If it really happened, I would have extended Orla's consequences' lengths on double."
???: "Hurry up, Orla!"
Orla: "Coming, Amanda!"
Amanda: "Come on, Orla. Wendy and Lisa are waiting for us at the playground!"
[Orla grabs her Swiper the Fox doll and races out the door and to the playground with Amanda]
Orla: "Okay! Bye, mummy!"
Nicole: "Bye sweetie!"
Nicole: "I think the trouble started right when Orla met a little girl named Amanda who lives right across the street. Amanda's the same age as Orla and Kayla. I believe my daughter started misbehaving since she started playing with Amanda, who's just as rude and disrespectful as Orla herself. I have a feeling that child is a bad influence on her. Oh, did I not mention that Kayla's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse birthday party went terribly wrong? Orla wasn't the culprit at that time, since she was kept in her room to prevent any party disasters; first the things I have booked, including the appearance of Mickey and Minnie Mouse were cancelled, the limousine ride that was supposed to take Kayla and her party guests to Disney World had its tires slashed courtesy of Amanda, one of Orla's friends. Also, when I went to pick up the gourmet cookies, they were gone because her friends, Wendy and Lisa had eaten them all. Worse to say, the trackless train arrived late, the birthday cake exploded and a steamroller came rumbling down and crushed the face-painting booth and the 5-in-1 combo slide/bouncer. Thankfully, nobody was hurt since it ran out of gas and stopped. Also, Mother's Day was awful."
Jo: "Later in the morning, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and Orla are doing some craft time but Orla was acting aggressive to Skyla."
[Orla hits Skyla]
[Skyla cries and comes to Nicole]
Nicole: "What's the matter, Skyla?"
Skyla (crying): "Orla smacked me in my face!"
Nicole: "Okay Skyla, thank you for that and I will deal with Orla."
Jo: "When Nicole approaches to Orla, they are locked into battle of wheels."
Nicole (yelling): "LOOK AT ME, ORLA!!!"
[Orla screams at Nicole so loud and Nicole takes Orla's craft scissors]
Nicole: "STOP BEING MAD ORLA, THEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SCISSORS BACK!!!"
Orla: (screeching) "I WANT MY SCISSORSSS NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"
Nicole: "You can tell mommy you're sorry for acting ugly so you could have your scissors back."
Orla: "GIVE ME BACK MY SCISSORSSSSSS!"
Nicole: "Orla! We are not going to behave this way!"
Jo: "Orla's tantrums is out of control. Nicole sends Orla to the Naughty Pit."
[Orla screams at the top of her lungs when she arrives at the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Calm down! Orla."
[Orla continues to have a tantrum and Nicole walks away]
Jo: "Orla was very very angry and watch out when Orla was angry."
[Orla throws the chalkboard to the floor]
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! You do not throw the chalkboard!"
Orla: "YOU SUCK (bleep)! YOU ARE (bleep)!
[Nicole sends Orla back to the Naughty Pit and Orla continues to have a tantrum]
Orla: "MOMMY!!!!!! I will kill you!!!!!!!"
Jo: "Orla tries calming down but it won't work."
[Nicole confiscates ]
Orla: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Birou Family Issues
Nicole: "Orla, I want you to finish eating, then you can play outside. Ok, Orla Dear?"
Orla: "I don't like broccoli. It's yucky!"
Nicole: "You need to eat vegetables. Do you want to get sick again?"
Broccoli (portrayed by Orla): "Oh, yeah? Well, you ain't so cute yourself, chicken (bleep)!"
Nicole: "Not only does Orla say naughty words into my aqua blue Nintendo 3DS system via recording them, ruin the holidays, and hit her sisters, but she also refuses to eat her vegetables. She says she doesn't like mushrooms, peas, corn, zucchini, kale, avocadoes, okra, brussel sprouts, sweet peppers, celery, bell peppers, turnips, cauliflower, eggplant, beets, pickles, onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, broccoli, spinach, garlic, or radishes. but I like all these foods. Tomatoes are the only foods that can be vegetables and fruits. I mean, her list of 'yucky' foods could go on forever."
Orla: "Broccoli is yucky, stinky, and it tastes like (bleep)!"
[Orla throws her plate of broccoli against the wall]
Nicole: "No Orla!"
Jo: "And then later on, Orla snatched her mother's aqua Nintendo 3DS system out of her black handbag and held it for a ransom,"
Nicole: "Orla, where's my Nintendo 3DS system? The one I put in my handbag for a reason."
Orla: "I don't have it,"
Nicole: "Yes you do. Give the 3DS system to me."
Orla: "No."
[Orla spits in Nicole's face]
Nicole: "Don't tell me no. Give it to me please."
Orla: "No thank you!"
Nicole: "Give it back. Do you want a timeout?"
Orla: "I will never!"
Nicole: "I'm not gonna play games with you, Orla. You're going to hand it to me."
Orla: "Never!"
[Orla runs off into the bathroom with Nicole's 3DS and locks the door]
Nicole: "Orla! Come on, unlock the door! Give it back, please! Give the system back!"
Orla: "No! Not unless you agree to my demands!"
Nicole: "What demands? You don't get any demands, missy. I am not playing this game,"
Orla: "If you don't, then you'll never see your f(bleep) 3DS system again, 'cause I'm gonna flush it down the potty!"
Nicole: "Not only did she steal my 3DS system, but she also threatened to flush it down the toilet,"
Nicole: "If you flush it down the toilet, I'll sell all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs on eBay, and your normal bedtime will become two hours earlier."
Orla: "Listen carefully, if you want to see your stupid piece of (bleep) again, you will give me what I want: one, I want to stay up extra late; two, I want to eat chocolate chip cookies and for dinner every night along with chocolate ice cream and hot fudge; three, you will not sell my Dora the Explorer DVDs even if I run outside with no per-!"
[Nicole grabs a key and unlocks the door]
Orla: "Hey, I'm not finished!"
Nicole: "You are now in timeout."
[Nicole carries Orla]
Orla: "No, no! I don't want a timeout! That wasn't part of the deal!"
[Nicole and Orla walk outside the bathroom]
Nicole: "You don't have a choice,"
Nicole: "Will you give the system back?"
Orla: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jo: "Orla tested her mother on every level, and she would not give back her mother's Nintendo 3DS system,"
Orla (angrily): "I'm going to pee in my pants then!"
Nicole: "Orla, don't you dare!"
[Orla tried to struggle, but Nicole stops Orla from carrying on her threat, snatches her Nintendo 3DS system back, and puts Orla into Naughty Pit]
Orla: "No mummy, I don't want a timeout!"
Nicole: "Stay there."
Jo: "After being told many times, she was sent to the Naughty Pit."
Orla: "Get the balls out or I will kill you!"
[Orla kicks a red ball out of Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Stop it! I'll put the ball in."
Orla (angrily): "Drop dead!"
Orla: "Time-outs are bad."
[Nicole puts the ball back in the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Keep the balls in!"
Orla: "NO!!"
[Orla throws 2 balls simultaneously]
Nicole: "Don't throw the balls at me!"
Orla: "YOU SUCK (bleep)!"
[Orla runs out of the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Orla, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!"
Orla: "What the (bleep) are you doing with my (bleep)ing toy?"
Nicole: "Don't use these swearing words for your other sisters to hear."
Orla: "I hate the Naughty Pit."
[Orla puts a book in the Naughty Pit and throws the book, with other ones, one by one]
Nicole: "If you throw another book one more time, Orla, listen to me. No going outside to play with your friends this afternoon."
[Orla runs outside and does 20-space hopscotch in the street with Amanda]
Nicole: "Orla, come back in the house."
Orla: "No! Go and kill yourself, you stupid, filthy animal!"
Nicole: "I'm carrying you to the Naughty Pit."
Orla (screeching loudly): "I WANT TO GO TO AMANDA'S HOUUUSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!"
[Nicole returns to the house with Orla and quickly deposits her into the Naughty Pit]
Orla: "I hate you!"
Nicole: "What was that?"
Orla: "I hate you and I wish you were dead!!!"
Nicole: "This was not acceptable!"
{Orla shows Nicole the back of her closed fist with only the middle finger extended}
Jo: "I could not believe that 3-year-old wished her own mother dead and gave her the finger. It's just disgusting!"
Nicole: "You do not flip mommy off!"
Orla: "Drop dead!"
Nicole: "Stop chatting back to me otherwise your timeout will be 6 minutes long and your usual bedtime will be 5 hours earlier."
Jo: "When is her usual bedtime?"
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...."
Orla: "I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH!"
Announcer: "Orla has a tantrum at the supermarket..."
[Orla shoplifts a candy bar]
Orla: " "
Announcer: "When Supernanny returns..."
Trip to the Supermarket
Jo: "It was time for Nicole to go do her weekly grocery shopping, and the trip to the supermarket was, without a doubt, a total disaster."
[The Birou Family grabs a shopping cart]
Nicole: "Okay, guys. Mummy needs you to get some apples and oranges, and some vegetables for Orla."
Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "Okay!"
[Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla go over to the produce aisle to pick some apples and oranges.]
Nicole: "Orla, you go and help Mummy, too."
Haidyn: "She's gone!"
[Nicole looks up and notices that Orla is gone]
Nicole: "Orla? Orla, where are you?"
Orla: "I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH, MUMMY!!"
[Kayla and Skyla looks at Orla]
[Orla throws a box of Cap'n Crunch Cereal in the cart, and Nicole pulls the cereal box out]
Nicole: "No, I'm not buying that. Go put it back where you found it,"
Orla: "(bleep) you!"
Nicole: "No more Cap'n Crunch, ever! We are getting apples and oranges for you!"
Orla: "NO!!! I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH, MUMMY! I WANT SOME CAP'N CRUNCH OR I WILL PEE IN MY PANTS!"
Nicole: "Not today!"
Orla: "I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH!"
Nicole: "No more Cap'n Crunch!"
[Orla screams and runs off]
Nicole: "Orla, come here!"
[Orla comes running with a box of Fruity Pebbles Cereal and Dora the Explorer Cereal and deposits the boxes into the cart, then she dashes off into another aisle (1 minute later)]
Nicole: "Orla, wait..."
Jo: "Orla, come here, darling..."
Orla: "Mommy, I can be extra good if you get me those cereals."
[Orla comes closer to Jo]
Jo: "You have to help mommy get all kinds of fruits and vegetables for you with your sisters. These cereal boxes need to go back."
Orla (screeching loudly): "I WANT THEM!!!!!!!! AND (bleep) OFF!!!!!!!! I AIN'T GETTING FRUIT AND VEGETABLES FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!! THEY'RE YUCKY, STINKY, AND THEY TASTE LIKE (long bleep)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nicole: "You will not be getting them, Orla."
[Nicole returns the cereal boxes to their spots]
[Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla each pick out the vegetables]
Skyla: "Mummy, I picked out the corn and the cauliflower!"
Kayla: "Let's get potatoes, onion, Chinese cabbage, spinach, mushrooms, tomatoes, broccoli, and carrots."
Haidyn: "OK! Don't forget the butternut squash, the peas and red bell peppers!"
Skyla: "How about winter squash, alfalfa sprouts, arugula, fennel, leeks, orange cauliflower, sweet potatoes, yellow squash, and yellow bell peppers?"
Kayla: "I also found the kale, brussels sprouts, broccolini, avocado, and asparagus,"
Haidyn: Let's not forget the zucchini, purple potatoes, purple cauliflower, romaine lettuce, eggplants, beets, and radishes!"
Skyla: "I think that it's a good idea to let Orla eat all kinds of veggies."
Nicole: "Great job, you guys. That was really fantastic. But where'd your sister Orla go?"
Haidyn: " We don't know."
Jo: "Oh, not again..."
[Orla grabs a can of chicken noodle soup from the bottom of the soup can pyramid, causing the whole pyramid to fall down and make a huge mess (3 minutes later)]
[Nicole sighs]
Nicole: "ORLAAAA!"
[Orla is shoplifting a candy bar]
[In the Health and Beauty aisle, Orla is pouring shampoo and conditioners all over the floors (5 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla, you are making a terrible mess."
[Back in the produce aisle, Orla is about to throw a red plum (6 minutes later)]
Nicole: "What are you doing?"
[Orla throws several plums across the aisle]
Nicole: "Orla, pick up the plums."
Orla: "NEVER!"
[In the cereal aisle, Orla searches for a free prize inside each box of cereal by ripping open the boxes and dumping the cereal on the floor (8 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla! No, don't do that!"
Orla: "I'm trying to get a prize, mommy!"
Nicole: "Absolutely not, Orla"!
Intercom: "Cleanup on aisles 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 12. I repeat, Cleanup on aisles 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 12,"
[In the candy aisle, Orla snatches several Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars, Haribo Gummy Bears, and one box of various candies from different brands and quickly deposits them into the cart, causing some bags of candy to fall onto the floor (10 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla, you do not need all of that candy. Please return them to their aisle."
Orla: "But mommy, I WANT CANDY PLEASE!"
[Orla throws the candy onto the floor]
Nicole: "NO CANDY FOR YOU, ORLA!!!"
Orla: "I'll be extra good if you give me a donut!"
Nicole: "NO!!! YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING A DONUT TODAY, ORLA!!!!"
Jo (laughing): "I'll be extra good if you give me a donut."
Nicole: "Orla, you didn't listen to me. The next time we go to the market, I will put you in a shopping cart."
Orla: "THAT IS NOT FAIR! I WANT CANDY!! THAT IS SO NOT FREAKING FAIR!"
[Orla screams loudly and throws a tantrum]
Nicole: "Orla, that is enough! I have had it with your behavior. I will also tell you what is not fair: you running off in the store without telling me, making a mess and causing a huge scene and misbehaving in public and making me have to pay a huge bill, and it is not fair for me or your sisters!"
[A co-manager comes over to meet the Birou family and Jo.]
Jo: "Sure enough, the co-manager of the store came right to us and informed us about the mess Orla had made in the store. It was just appalling!"
Co-Manager: "Have a great day, ma'am,"
Nicole: "Thank you, bye."
[Orla stops the tantrum]
Nicole: "It was so embarrassing to take Orla out in public, especially when she acted up and did not listen to me. It was the worst grocery shopping day ever, and to make matters worse, we wound up having a huge bill for all the mess she made in that store,"
Parent Meeting
Nicole: "As a single mother, I feel quite overwhelmed and frustrated when it comes to raising all four girls alone, especially Orla. Since Orla had been kicked out of over 20 schools for her terrible behavior."
Jo: "I understand that it is frustrating being a single mother raising four girls. But that does not mean you should lose hope on Orla. You need to let her know that you are in charge, and not her."
Jo: "Let's talk about Orla's eating habits. When was the last time you read the ingredients on the box, bag, or package of Orla's favorite snacks? Have you not realized that most of the snacks that she eats may contain a chemical known as Yellow#5?"
House Rules
Jo: "All right, everybody. I'd like you all to gather in the living room for something very important."
[Nicole comes in the living room with Haidyn, Orla, Skyla, and Kayla]
Jo: "Today, we're going to have rules in this house...."
Orla (sarcastically): "Oh, goody......"
Nicole: "Shhh, Orla."
Orla (normal): "OK"
[Jo pulls out a light purple sheet of paper, and at the top is entitled, BIROU HOUSE RULES]
Jo: "Okay, the first rule: everybody must speak politely. Does anybody know what that rule means?"
[Orla rolls her eyes]
Kayla: "It means no swearing or saying bad words."
Nicole: "Orla, that means you, young lady."
Haidyn: "No name-calling!"
Skyla: "No mean words!"
Jo: "Second rule: if something belongs to someone else and you want to use it, ask first!"
Nicole: "You hear that, Orla? If you want to use Mommy's Nintendo 3DS, you have to ask mommy first, right?"
Jo: "And here's the third rule: keep your hands and feet to yourself!"
Haidyn: "That means no pushing."
Skyla: "And no hitting."
[Orla yawns, bored]
Jo: "Rule number four: Everybody remains at the dining table during meal times until told that they can get up,"
Kayla: "That means you have to ask if you may be excused from the table,"
[Orla is eating a Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie]
Nicole: "Orla, stop eating. Listen."
[Orla stops eating]
Jo: "Rule number five: Everybody stays together while out and about,"
Nicole: "Hear that, Orla? That means when we go grocery shopping, you have to stay with Mommy, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla."
Skyla: "It means no wandering off!"
Haidyn: "Stay with mummy."
Jo: "Rule number six: leave your clothes on when out in public."
Skyla: "That means no taking off your clothes and running around naked,"
[Orla crosses her eyes]
Jo: "Here's one more rule that applies to everyone, especially you, Orla. Rule number seven: Listen and do what mommy tells you to do the first time!"
[Orla covers her ears, singing]
Orla: "La, la, la, la, la, la...can't hear you!"
Nicole: "Orla, please don't interrupt JoJo!"
Jo: "Do not interrupt me. That is unacceptable. Do you understand?"
[Orla snatches the pen from Jo]
Jo: "Orla, can I have the pen back, please?"
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "Orla, please return it to her."
[Orla writes down inappropriate words on the floor and vandalizes the couch]
Nicole: "You do not vandalize the floor and the couch. You must go to the Naughty Pit."
Orla: "NO!"
Jo: "Nicole, would you show me the Naughty Pit?"
[Nicole picks Orla up and walks with Jo over to a clean trash can-shaped piece of furniture.]
Nicole: "This is the Naughty Pit, and that is where Orla goes whenever she acts up, and I put..."
Orla: "MOMMY, LET ME GO OR I'LL KILL YOU!"
[Nicole pulls out 10 beanbags]
Nicole: "...Ten beanbags into the pit,"
Orla: "MOMMY, NO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO TIMEOUT!"
Nicole: "Just sit!"
Orla: "I hate sitting there. It is (bleep)!"
Nicole: "Those words will no longer be tolerated from now on, Orla."
Orla: "I will pee in my pants then!"
Nicole: "Don't you dare!"
Ice Cream Social
Jo: "Nicole decided to take the girls to an ice cream social at Aunty Lisa's house. Not only is it a party, but it is also a charity."
Nicole: "We are going to Aunty Lisa's house and Orla your behaviour needs to be good otherwise you will be going to the Naughty Pit when we get home. Aunty Lisa has some friends over guys."
[Nicole and the girls are in the car with Jo]
[The car drives off]
Jo: "Once we arrived at Aunty Lisa's house we had an ice cream for fun."
Aunty Lisa: "Hello."
Jo: "Hi Aunty Lisa, it's me, Jo Frost!"
Haidyn: "Hi Madeleine, hi Melody!"
Skyla: "Hi Madeleine, hi Melody!"
Kayla: "Hi Madeleine, hi Melody!"
Jo: "Who are these two girls?"
Aunty Lisa: "These are my two girls named Madeleine and Melody."
Aunty Lisa: "One day when they were here, Orla ruined Madeleine's birthday."
Jo: "OK, let's get some ice cream!"
[The girls begin to cheer]
Nicole: "OK Haidyn, what do you like?"
Haidyn: "I want cotton candy ice cream please."
Skyla: "I want strawberry ice cream please."
Kayla: "I want vanilla ice cream please."
Orla: "I WANT...POO-POO ICE CREAM!!!"
Nicole: "Orla! Don't use these words please! And that's not an ice cream flavor. It's chocolate. Besides, we also say the word 'Please' when we want something."
Orla: "GET LOST, YOU BIG (bleep)!"
Nicole: "Don't make me have to wash your mouth out with soap missy!"
Orla: "Ha, Ha!"
[Orla takes Nicole's iPod and plays Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit]
Orla: "Ha ha!"
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine....."
[Orla runs around Aunty Lisa's house naked by taking her clothes off]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! COME HERE NOW! I DO NOT APPERICATE THAT TRASHY MUSIC BECAUSE IT CAN DISTRACT EVERYONE! I thought I deleted that from my iPod."
[Nicole takes her iPod off from Orla and stops the music]
Nicole: "Get your clothes back on! OMG!"
[Orla puts her clothes back on]
Nicole: "We are leaving now and you are not coming back to this house EVER again until you can learn to behave properly!"
Orla: "I'm gonna pee my pants then!"
Nicole: "DON'T YOUR DARE!!!!"
[Orla pees her pants]
[Some children laugh at Orla]
Melody & Madeleine: "She peed in her pants!"
Nicole: "You do not pee your pants! That is unacceptable! God, aren't you embarrassed?"
[ minutes later]
Nicole: "Haidyn! Skyla! Kayla! We are going home because of Orla!"
Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla: "Aw!"
Skyla: "Already?"
Haidyn: "What did the stupid Orla do?"
Nicole: "Because Orla decided to act silly. Orla, when we get home you are going to the Naughty Pit."
Orla: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nicole: "Let's say bye bye!"
[The Birou family leaves Aunty Lisa's house]
Jo: "The ice cream social was pathetic!"
Nicole: "That is the last ice cream social I EVER take you to, Orla Jasmine, until you can behave properly!!!"
[Orla screams]
Orla: "YOU ARE A BIG FAT (bleep) AND JO-JO IS A (bleep) TOO! SO (bleep) YOU!
[Orla bawls]
Nicole: "STOP THAT (bleep)ING CRYING ORLA! YOU WILL BE GOING INTO TIMEOUT WHEN WE REACH TO HOME!"
Jo: "When we got home, Nicole put Orla straight to the Naughty Pit."
[Nicole takes Orla to the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Your behavior at Aunty Lisa's house today was very disappointing! You are NEVER going back to her house ever again until you can learn to behave properly! You stay there for 3 minutes! DO NOT COME OUT!"
[Nicole walks away and confiscates all of Orla's ]
[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and throws pans at Nicole and Jo]
[Jo raises her voice]
Jo: "ORLA! PLEASE DON'T THROW PANS AT ME! YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEONE!"
Nicole: "Orla...into the Naughty Pit! NOW!"
Orla: "I'LL PEE IN MY PANTS EVEN MORE!!!"
[Orla flips off Nicole and Jo]
Nicole: "Orla came out of the Naughty Pit. She had a chance to give me and Jo the finger and throwing pans at me and Jo."
[Jo takes Orla back to the Naughty Pit]
Jo: "You do not throw pans at me and your mummy! That could hurt anyone! That behavior is unacceptable! Stay there for 3 minutes until mummy gets you!"
Orla: "I DON'T (bleep)ING CARE!"
[Jo raises her voice even more]
Jo: "YOU DO NOT THROW PANS AT ME AND YOUR MUMMY! THAT IS NAUGHTY BEHAVIOUR! NOW YOU STAY THERE FOR 3 MINUTES!"
Orla: "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
Jo: "I DO NOT WANT TO SHOUT AT YOU LIKE EARLIER! 3 MINUTES ORLA, DON'T MOVE!"
Nicole: "I was hearing Jo raising her voice at Orla upstairs when she put her into the Naughty Pit. I mean, is Jo going to raise her voice at the other children in the future?"
[3 minutes later]
Nicole: "Orla, you were sent to the Naughty Pit for running around naked, peed in your pants and played heavy metal music that distracted the other people at the ice cream social today at Aunty Lisa's house. You also threw pans and flipped me and Jo off. I want an apology, please."
Orla: "NO!!!!"
Nicole: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM NEVER TAKING YOU TO ANOTHER ICE CREAM SOCIAL OR TO AUNTY LISA'S HOUSE, EVER! SO THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET OVER IT! AND STAY THERE FOR ANOTHER 3 MINUTES!"
[Nicole walks away and confiscates all of Orla's and Orla escapes the Naughty Pit]
[Orla opens the door and runs out the street with Amanda]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!! GET OVER HERE OR YOU WILL KISS AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DORA THE EXPLORER DVDS BECAUSE I'M SELLING IT ON EBAY!!!"
[Orla comes to Nicole]
Nicole: "Thank you, let's return to the Naughty Pit and stay there for 3 minutes."
[3 minutes later]
Nicole: "I want an apology this time please."
Orla: "Sorry."
Nicole: "Thank you Orla. I accept your apology. You can go outside now with your sisters."
Naughty Pit Technique
Jo: "If Orla disobeys, she will have to sit in the Naughty Pit and 10 beanbags go in. If she leaves, 2 more beanbags go in, but it wasn't long until Orla started to write naughty words on the wall and destroy their sister's dolls.".
[Orla scribbles a picture of a person who looks like Nicole being run over by a steamroller and some naughty words on the walls with her Crayola crayons]
Kayla: "Orla, can I have my Dora the Explorer doll back, please?"
[Orla tears Dora the Explorer Doll's head off]
Orla: "Here's your dumb old doll back!"
Kayla: "MOMMY!"
Nicole: "What happened?"
Kayla: "Orla killed my Dora!"
[Kayla shows Nicole her decapitated Dora doll]
Skyla: "She killed my Diego!"
[Skyla shows Nicole her beheaded Diego doll]
Haidyn: "And she killed Boots!"
[Haidyn shows Nicole her decapitated Boots the Monkey doll]
Nicole: "Orla, why would you do such a thing? That was so mean of you!"
Orla: (scoffs) "They're stupid and ugly dolls!"
[Nicole looks at the walls, and sees that Orla had drawn a picture of someone resembling her being crushed to death by a steamroller and written naughty words on it with her crayons]
Nicole: "You know what? You bought yourself a trip to the Naughty Pit, young lady."
[Nicole picks Orla up and carries her over into the Naughty Pit]
Orla: "I don't wanna go to"
[Orla cries]
Nicole: "Come on."
[Nicole puts 10 beanbags in the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "You don't destroy your sisters' property and you don't write bad language on the wall! Especially a picture of someone resembling mommy being run over by a steamroller! In addition, your Swiper's in toy jail! I am also taking your crayons away for a week."
Jo: "You need to come down to the child's level and use a firm voice. Don't just yell at her."
Orla: "MOOOOOMMYYYYYy! MOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYY! I WANT SWIIIIPERRR!"
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Swiper the Fox doll and all her crayons, and places them into the toy time-out box, and then calmly walks away and comes back to Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla]
Nicole: "Orla is in time-out now."
[Kayla sniffles while holding her beheaded Dora doll]
Kayla: " But she still killed Dora,"
Skyla: "And Diego..."
Haidyn: "And Boots."
Nicole: "Maybe there's still hope for Dora, Diego and Boots. Mommy's a toy doctor, and maybe I can save them. They will need surgery, but you three will need to wait out here until the operation is done, in my Nintendo WFC Company."
Jo: "Downstairs in a special type of lower floor?"
[Nicole takes the dolls Orla had decapitated and walks into the Nintendo WFC Company and the girls (minus Orla) wait outside the room]
Nicole: "Nurse, we have brought in three patients...heads torn off. An emergency operation is an order,"
Jo: "However, just as the dolls' operation had just started, Orla had gotten out of her Naughty Pit."
[The Naughty Pit falls (2 minutes later)]
Jo: "And Nicole had to put the dolls' surgery on hold to fetch Orla and return her to the Naughty Pit."
[Nicole sends Orla back to the Naughty Pit each time]
[Nicole puts 2 additional beanbags each time Orla leaves the Naughty Pit]
Jo: "Time..."
Orla: "Mommy! MOMMY!!!!!!!"
[Orla out of the Naughty Pit (5 minutes later)]
Orla: "Mommy! MOMMY!!!!!!!"
Jo: "...and time again,"
[Orla driving in her pink Barbie Volkswagon Beetle play car (8 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Come on, you can't play in your car right now. You need to stay in the Naughty Pit."
Orla:"NO! Mummy, NO!"
[Nicole lifts Orla out of her Barbie Volkswagon Beetle and confiscates her play car]
Nicole: "Your Barbie Volkswagon's now going in toy jail."
Nicole: "It went on and on forever, I mean, it is hard to keep Orla in timeout."
Jo: "Orla, it's me; Jo-Jo. Stop this behavior, right now. If you get out of the Naughty Pit again, I will put you back and your mommy will put in 2 more beanbags. Do you understand me?"
Orla: "Yes, Mommy?"
[Nicole deposits Orla right back into the Naughty Pit and discards two more beanbags]
[Orla goes into the kitchen and helps herself to some Sunkist soda]
Nicole: "No, you're not having soda while you have to stay in time-out."
[Nicole takes the SunKist soda away and puts Orla back to the Naughty Pit]
[Orla escapes and goes into Nicole's bedroom to serve as a hideout (10 minutes later)]
Nicole: "I'm not playing hide and seek with you. Come back to the Naughty Pit, now."
Orla: "NO!"
{Orla spits on Nicole's face and then runs away (12 minutes later)}
Nicole: "Hey, you do not spit on mommy!"
[Nicole confiscates Orla's ice-cream truck]
[Orla decides to play outside naked in the nearby playground with no one else playing there and pees on the slide (13 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla, where are you?"
[Nicole arrives at the playground and sees a long streak of pee on the slide]
[Orla throws an aluminum baseball bat at Nicole's private parts]
Nicole: "Orla, you do not throw a baseball bat at mommy."
Orla: "MUMMY, PLEASE, NO!"
[Nicole returns to the house with Orla and deposits her into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Stay right here for 3 minutes."
[Orla escapes once more and closes the door in Nicole's bedroom and locks it and begins to watch Dora the Explorer on the television which is next to a Wii console while stuffing her cheeks with a whole box of Little Debbie's Swiss Rolls [(15 minutes later)]
[Nicole unlocks the door and enters the room]
Orla: "Mummy, get lost you (bleep)!"
Nicole: "I'm not happy with your language, Orla. Let's turn off Dora because you still need to stay in the Naughty Pit. No snacks either."
Orla: "Mummy, I'm watching TV and I'm eating snacks! GO AWAY, POOPY-BUTT!"
[Orla flips off her mother]
Nicole: "Stop calling me names!"
Jo: "Just ignore it, Nicole."
[Nicole turns off the TV and takes away the Swiss cake rolls]
[Orla throws several books at Nicole]
Nicole: "You know what, I'm moving the Naughty Pit to the hallway so you can't throw books here."
[Nicole moves the Naughty Pit to the hallway and carries Orla to the Naughty Pit and then walks away]
Jo: "Walk away, Nicole, without saying anything."
[Nicole returns to the Nintendo WFC Company with the door closed to resume Dora, Diego, and Boots' "operation"]
Brained Nurse Robot: "Reporting for duty, nurse. What are the conditions on these patients?"
Nicole: "These dolls have had their heads torn off and they are in serious critical condition. They all need an emergency surgery ASAP!"
Brained Nurse Robot: "Begin the operation, now! Needle!"
Nicole: "Needle!"
[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit and goes upstairs to the Bathroom hiding in the bathtub (17 minutes later)]
Jo: "Yet again, Orla got out of her Naughty Pit while Nicole was in the middle of doll surgery, and she had to put the surgery on hold to deal with Orla, again."
Nicole: "Get out of the bathtub!"
Orla: "NO! Mummy, please!"
[Orla pees in the bathtub naked]
[Nicole deposits Orla back into the Naughty Pit and discards two additional beanbags, and then walks away]
[Orla crawls out of the Naughty Pit and goes outside to jump up and down on Skyla's trampoline naked (19 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla, what are you doing on the trampoline? Get off and get back into the Naughty Pit!"
Orla: "NO!"
[Nicole continues to put Orla back into the Naughty Pit]
[Orla climbs on the kitchen table and jumps on it (22 minutes later)]
Haidyn: "Orla's escaped!"
Nicole: "This is very dangerous; you could fall, Orla."
Orla: "Mummy, NO!"
[Orla races outside and plays hopscotch in the street with Amanda (25 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla, come back in the house."
Orla: "I'm playing with Amanda."
Nicole: "No you won't."
[Nicole scoops up Orla]
Orla: (screeches) "I WANT AMANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
[Orla sobs histerically]
Nicole: "Too bad Orla!"
[Orla hits Nicole 6 times]
[Nicole returns to the house and places Orla back into the Naughty Pit (26 minutes later)]
[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and goes upstairs into Haidyn's Bedroom pretending to be asleep and pees on Haidyn's Disney Princess bed (28 minutes later)]
Nicole: "You can't stay in Haidyn's room. Come on!"
Orla: "Go away, you stupid (bleep)!"
[Orla runs outside to the nearby playground again naked (30 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla, this is getting ridiculous!"
[Orla throws rocks and sand at Nicole]
Nicole: "Stop throwing rocks and sand at mommy!"
Orla: "Mommy, stop it!"
[Orla runs inside the house, and crawls into the basement (33 minutes later)]
Nicole: "This is not a game. You have to stay in the Naughty Pit for 3 minutes."
Orla: "NO! Mommy, I don't wanna!!"
[Orla runs behind the couch and plays with a small ball (36 minutes later)]
Orla: "Mummy, let go!!!"
[Orla returns to Nicole's bedroom and jumps on her bed, making faces (38 minutes later)]
Nicole: "I'm not chasing you around this house."
Orla: "Can't catch me, you stupid (bleep)!"
[Orla goes into the kitchen, raids the refrigerator and takes out a couple of Nestlé Drumstick ice dream cone and is about to eat both the cones]
Nicole: "Come on, I'm getting really sick of this. You can't have any snacks."
[Orla knocks Dora, Boots and Diego off the dressing drawer, where Nicole's performing doll surgery, and runs until Nicole finally catches Orla]
Orla: "Aw, man!"
[Nicole takes Orla back to the Naughty Pit with no communication and walks back to the room to resume doll surgery.]
Jo: "Nicole placed Orla back into the Naughty Pit once more..."
[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit and hits Nicole in the face with a stuffed teddy bear (40 minutes later)]
Nicole: "OW! You do not hit me in the face with a stuffed animal! That is not nice!"
Orla: "Ha ha, Mommy!"
[Nicole confiscates the stuffed animal and places it into the toy time-out box and deposits Orla right back into the Naughty Pit and walks away without saying a word]
Nicole: "It was hard to resume the dolls' operations and having to deal with Orla at the same time because she is a fighter,"
[Orla escapes from the Naughty Pit once more, runs back outside naked and rides Kayla's red tricycle into the street with Amanda (42 minutes later)]
Nicole: "It's Kayla's tricycle! I want you to come back here, Orla."
Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"
[Nicole pulls Orla off Kayla's tricycle and returns her to the house and deposits her onto the Naughty Pit]
Orla: (screaming at the top of her lungs more loudly) "I WANT TO GO AND SEE AMANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Orla stays in Naughty Pit for 3 minutes (45 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Eventually, she stayed put. She stayed there for 3 minutes."
Nicole: "I want you to say you're sorry."
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "Say you're sorry, Orla."
Orla: "NOOO!"
Jo: "But she refused to apologize for her bad behavior,"
Jo: "She doesn't give you an apology? Come on, let's go. If she can't say sorry for that behavior, then she stays here."
[Orla continues to go outside to climb a tree (47 minutes later)]
Jo: "Orla, listen to Jo-Jo, if you don't get down from the tree, you won't be playing outside with your friends this afternoon. Do you understand me?"
[Orla nods]
[Nicole safely rescues Orla]
Orla: "I don't wanna go into the!!"
Nicole: "Yes, you do."
[Orla takes the Naughty Pit and throws it around and then leaves (49 minutes later)]
Nicole: "I'm getting really tired with your own game, Orla."
[Orla takes out Candyland after she escapes the Naughty Pit (52 minutes later)]
Nicole: "You can't play board games right now, Orla."
Orla: "Yeah!"
Nicole: "No, you are not."
[Orla stands on another table and flips off Nicole (54 minutes later)]
Orla: "Mummy, no!"
[Orla hits Nicole right in the face]
[Nicole confiscates Candyland and gives no communication]
[Orla hides inside a box (57 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! Get out of the box." [smacking Orla on the butt, who gets frustrated]
Orla: "Mommy! GO KILL YOURSELF, MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nicole: "This game is getting really old."
[Orla stays in the Naughty pit for 3 minutes (60 minutes later)]
Nicole: "Orla, you were in here because you destroyed your sisters' property and were writing down bad words on the walls. You do not write bad words and you do not destroy your sisters' property."
Orla: "I don't get it mummy."
Nicole: "What do you say?"
Orla: "Please,"
Jo: "Now, that's a classic example of why you're about to take the next step. I want you to say you are sorry."
Orla: "Sorry, mummy."
Nicole: "Give mommy a hug."
[Orla hugs Nicole]
[Orla smiles]
Nicole: "I knew that discipline took a long time to control, so I decided to put Orla back into the timeout area as much as possible."
Jo: "Kayla, Skyla, and Haidyn had been waiting for a long time for their dolls' operation to be over, and Nicole came outside with the good news."
Nicole: "Girls, I've got good news."
Haidyn: "What is it?"
Kayla: "Is Orla going to jail?"
Nicole: "No, better. The operation was a complete success, and your dolls are as good as new. Diego, Boots, and Dora are now recovering."
Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla: "Okay!"
Orla vs. Haidyn
Jo: "It wasn't long before Orla kicked off. She wanted to watch Dora, but Haidyn was watching Cinderella."
[Haidyn is watching her Cinderella DVD on TV]
Orla: "Can I watch Dora?"
Haidyn: "No, not right now, I am watching Cinderella. You can watch Dora later."
Orla: "I WANNA WATCH DORA!"
[Orla bites Haidyn's arm like a dog]
Haidyn: "Ow! I just had stitches!"
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!! What is going on in there?"
[Nicole is in the laundry room ironing clothes]
Orla: "I bit her!"
Haidyn: "Ooh, you are so busted now!"
Nicole: "You know what? You are going to the Naughty Pit!"
[Nicole deposits Orla into the Naughty Pit, and discards 10 beanbags into the pit]
Nicole: "I will return in 3 minutes, and I expect an apology for your behavior,"
Orla: "Dummy! I hate Cinderella."
[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and goes into Haidyn's room and replaces the Cinderella DVD with a Dora the Explorer DVD]
Haidyn: "I'd like to watch this, but I am trying to watch Cinderella."
Orla: "Cinderella stinks!"
Nicole: "You are supposed to be in the Naughty Pit, Orla!"
[Orla throws a tennis racket at Nicole]
Orla: "Cinderella is a dumb movie!"
Haidyn: "Is not!"
Orla: "You will never get me to change my ways, never!"
Haidyn: "No!"
Orla: "CINDERELLA SUCKS! DORA IS AWESOME!"
Haidyn: "MOM!"
Orla vs. Skyla
Jo: "Later that afternoon, Orla seen Skyla on her rocking horse. And when she did, Orla pushed Skyla off the rocking horse and got on it."
Skyla: (wailing) "MOMMY!"
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!"
Orla: "WHAT IS IT, NICOLE LOUISE BIROU?!?"
Nicole: "When are you going to learn to share that rocking horse with your sister?"
Orla: "That rocking horse is mine! She was riding what was rightfully mine!!"
Nicole: "Orla, you need to share."
[Orla kicks Nicole's leg]
Nicole: "Orla, we do not kick. It hurts people very much."
[Orla bites Nicole]
Nicole: "You know what? You've earned yourself a trip to the Naughty Pit. Biting hurts, too."
Orla: "Hmph. You must treat me like a criminal."
Jo: "I was like, 'criminal'?"
Nicole: "To the Naughty Pit Orla! Now you stay there for 3 minutes.
Orla: "F(bleep) OFF YOU B(bleep)!!"
[Orla rapidly kicks Nicole]
[Skyla gets back on the rocking horse]
Nicole: "Ow, that hurt! Stop, you're hurting mommy!"
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny. When Mom decides to cut out the junk, Orla throws a massive fit."
Orla: "I WANT MY TREATS!!!"
Jo: "The snacks are all gone."
Announcer: "And goes on a path of destruction."
Orla: "BUT IT'S NOT THE FOOD THAT I LIKE!!!!!!"
[Orla hits Nicole]
Jo: "If you continue with this tantrum, then you are going to the Naughty Pit!"
Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."
Snack Box Technique
Jo: "This technique is very important because the Birou Family has a lot of issues with Orla's eating habits. Orla is a very picky eater, so today, I introduced the Snack Box Technique,"
Jo: "I'm here to introduce the Snack Box technique, Nicole. It is important for Orla to realize that she can't live on sweets or snacks all the time."
Nicole: "You hear that, Orla? You can't be having cookies, candy and Twinkies all the time. You need to have a well-balanced and nutritious meal."
Orla: "Why?"
Nicole: "Because don't you want to be strong like me?"
Jo: "I'm giving you all four girls one empty box each for you to decorate, and you can decorate them with paint, glitter glue, fabric scraps, feathers, whatever you want."
Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla/Orla: "Okay, Jo!"
Jo: "Meanwhile, while the girls were decorating their snack boxes, I had Nicole open the pantry to show me all the snacks snd sweets Orla had been getting into throughout the day. When the door was opened, it was quite shocking..."
[Nicole opens the pantry, and we see various Little Debbie snacks, Hostess snack cakes, donuts, cookies, candy, potato chips Pop-Tarts, cans of sodas, mini muffins, fruit snacks, Fruit Pies, caramels, Kool-Aid Jammers, Hawaiian Punch, Capri Sun, Tampico Citrus Punch, honey buns, cinnamon rolls, Oreo cakesters, SunnyD Smooth Style, SunKist, boxes of Hi-C and Tropicana Tropical Fruit Fury Twister]
Jo: "My word...I have never seen such rubbish in all my life,"
Nicole: "I know...I have trouble getting Orla to eat the foods that she needs to eat. And being a single mother, it makes things even more complicated for me,"
Jo: "Nicole, I know it's tough being a single mom, but that doesn't mean you should lose hope with Orla.
Nicole: "You're right, Jo."
Nicole: "And she gave me words of encouragement. Just because I'm a single mom doesn't mean I can't get the job done."
Jo: "Here, put all the snacks into this plastic bin I will sort out all of the snacks and decide what I think is rubbish; anything I think is rubbish will get thrown away."
Nicole: "Sounds like a plan."
[Nicole goes over to see how her four daughters are coming along on their Snack Boxes]
Nicole: "Hey girls, how're you coming along with your Snack Boxes?"
Kayla: "Mine's finished!"
[Kayla's Snack Box is painted pink and decorated with purple feathers, a gold ribbon and green circle foam stickers]
Nicole: "Very nice, Kayla!"
[Haidyn's Snack Box is painted blue and decorated with gem stickers, red little pom-poms, and rhinestones]
Nicole: "That is very good, Haidyen, !"
[Skyla's Snack Box is painted red and decorated with clear gems, stickers, and colored gems.]
Nicole: "Oh, Skyla, it's beautiful, "
[Orla's Snack Box is painted yellow and decorated with blue little Pom-poms, orange stripes, and turquoise feathers]
Nicole: "Why, Orla...that's really fantastic! It is really good! I love it!"
Jo: "I was really surprised that Orla had actually created something for a change instead of destroying it."
Jo: "In the meantime, why don't we decide which snacks go in the trash?"
Nicole: "Okay, great."
Jo: "What have we got in the snack storage bin here?"
[Jo pulls out a bottle of SunKist, a 16-oz bottle of SunnyD Smooth Style, a box of Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls, a bag of Crunchy Cheetos, a package of Nabisco Oreo Chocolate Creme Cakesters, a box of Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pies, a box of Hostess Twinkies, wrapped packages of Hostess Suzy Q's, bars of Hershey's Milk Chocolate, a can of Original Pringles, a bag of Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream potato chips, and a package of Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! cookies]
Nicole: "Let me check to see if there are any more in the pantry,"
Jo: "Sure enough, Nicole found a box of Golden Crisp and Trix cereals inside the picnic basket. It turned out that Orla had traded a couple of healthy cereals for the sugary ones with her friends without Nicole knowing. Not only did she find those sugary cereals, but she found a box of Pop-Tarts and Hostess Mini-Muffins and all sorts of rubbish,"
Jo: "More?!"
Nicole: "Come on, girls. Mommy and Jo-Jo need your help on cleaning out the pantry."
[Haidyn, Orla, Kayla, and Skyla come into the kitchen to meet Nicole and Jo]
Nicole: "Come on, let's help Jo-Jo clean out the pantry,"
[Nicole holds out a trash bag]
[Jo tosses the Pop-Tarts, Suzy Q's, Twinkies, Oreo Cakesters, Little Debbie snack cakes, cookies, snack cakes, candy, potato chips, mini muffins, cupcakes, cinnamon rolls, pudding pies, honey buns, and the fruit pies into the trash bag]
[Kayla opens the cabinet and finds more chips, candy, cookies, donuts, fruit pies, cans of sodas, and snack cakes]
Jo: "What?! More rubbish?!"
Orla: "When I found out that my favorite snacks were being thrown away, I was not happy about that."
[Jo tosses the Chocolate Pudding Pie, the Hostess cherry fruit pie, Golden Crisp, crunchy Cheetos, and Pringles into the trash bag]
[Nicole takes the trash bag full of rubbish down to the garbage can]
Nicole: "There, all gone."
Jo: "Nice job, Nicole."
Skyla/Kayla/Haidyn: "Yay! We took all of the food down from the garbage can!"
[Orla starts bawling her eyes out]
Skyla: "What's wrong Orla?"
Orla: "I WANT MY FOOD BACK!!!! I HATE THIS NEW RULE!!!!"
Jo: "The snacks are all gone."
Orla: "THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE!!!" [slams the chair down on the kitchen floor and storms out]
Nicole: "Orla, please calm down. I promise, there will be plenty of food to eat in this house."
Nicole: "Orla was so angry that her favorite foods were being thrown away."
Orla: "BUT IT'S NOT THE FOOD THAT I LIKE!!!!!"
Jo: "Nicole, if she is going to continue on with this tantrum, put her on the Naughty Pit. What she is trying to do is control the situation by having a temper tantrum. If she's going to act babyish, tough!"
Nicole: "Okay. Orla, look at mommy. I need you to listen. I need you to stop and calm down. Take a deep breath."
[Orla runs upstairs into her bedroom, crying]
Nicole: "I feel bad Jo. We just threw her favorite foods out in the trash."
Jo: "Nicole, don't feel bad. You're doing the right thing. That little girl who just ran upstairs has to realise that things don't go her way all the time."
Jo: "I decided to go upstairs to Orla's bedroom to have a little talk with her."
[Jo goes upstairs to give Orla a very firm talking to]
Jo: "Orla. I need to talk to you."
Orla: "What?"
Jo: "Mommy has taken all of your treats into the garbage because those treats have a lot of sugar and stuff that are not good for you. You need to stop your behavior right now."
Orla: "I WANT MY TREATS!!!!"
[Orla starts hitting and kicking Jo]
Jo: "Orla, please stop this. You need to calm down."
[Jo blocks Orla's fist and foot]
Jo: "Listen to me. That behavior is no good, and that behavior is going to make you go and sit in the Naughty Pit. Do you understand?"
[Orla continues hitting and kicking Jo]
Jo: "Orla, you do not kick or hit anyone because it is not nice and that's unacceptable."
Orla: "I HATE YOU!!!"
Jo: "Orla then went on a rampage."
[Orla smashes the cookie jar, throws pots and pans at Nicole and Jo, smashes the Playstation 2, spits on Kayla, sets fire to the couch and even breaks all of Haidyn's Barbie dolls]
Jo: "Orla, please no! We are not going to have this! You are going to hurt someone!"
Orla: "I WANT MY TREATS!!!!!"
[Orla hits Nicole]
Nicole (in tears): "Orla, please."
Jo: "That is ENOUGH Orla! If you continue with this tantrum, then you are going to the Naughty Pit! Do you understand me?"
Orla: "F(bleep) YOU!!!"
[Nicole and Jo drag Orla to the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Your Swiper's in toy jail."
Jo: "Explain why she's there."
Nicole: "You've been sent to the Naughty Pit because you slammed the chair down in temper and for hurting Jo-Jo."
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Swiper plush and deposits it in the toy time-out box]
[Orla throws all of the beanbags out of the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Orla..."
[Orla then goes into the garbage and drags out all the treats]
Nicole: "Orla, leave them alone. They're garbage."
[Nicole takes Orla back to the Naughty Pit and deposits two more beanbags]
Orla: "THOSE WERE MY TREATS!!!!"
[Nicole starts to lose her patience]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! THAT IS ENOUGH!"
Orla: "SHUT UP SMELLY!!!!"
Nicole: "Orla, do not talk to me like that. It's not nice."
Jo: "An hour later, Orla's protest was continuing."
Orla: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR HAIDYN, KAYLA AND SKYLA!! OK??"
Nicole: "I was going to favor you as well, but you won't be nice."
[Orla begins to sob histerically]
Orla: "You love them more than me!"
Nicole: "Orla, just stop it!"
Orla: "NO!!!! I HATE YOU, YOU BIG MEANIE! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!"
[Nicole instantly loses it]
Nicole: "I can't take this anymore! I can't deal with this s***!" [runs upstairs in tears]
Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)! AND GO AHEAD AND CRY, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!!"
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Jo gets tough with Orla."
Jo: "Your behavior right now is making me very upset! How dare you talk to your mother like that?"
Orla: (sneering) "I dare and I did!"
Announcer: But will Orla back down?
Orla: "Well, I want my treats and you are a horrible person to throw them out!"
Announcer: "When Supernanny Returns"
Ask Supernanny
Jo: "Parents, your plan to adopt a child from a foreign country, but how to you plan in advance?"
a) Paperwork b) Interviews C) Travel Issues
Announcer: "Find out the answer when we return."
Snack Box Technique Part 2
Orla: "NO!!!! I HATE YOU, YOU BIG MEANIE! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!"
[Nicole instantly loses it]
Nicole: "I can't take this anymore! I can't deal with this s***!"
[Nicole runs upstairs in tears]
Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid b(bleep)! AND GO AHEAD AND CRY, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!!"
[Jo gets very angry with Orla]
Jo: "I was quite angry to see Orla speak to her mother like that. As Nicole went upstairs in tears, I decided to give Orla a serious talk."
Jo: "Your behavior right now is making me very upset! How dare you talk to your mother like that?"
Orla: (sneering) "I dare and I did!"
Jo: "The snacks are gone, Orla. Mummy wanted to throw out all the treats because they were not good for you. If you continue throwing these raging fits, not only will you be on the Naughty Pit, but you will lose ALL of your toys!"
Orla: "Well, I want my treats and you are a horrible person to throw them out! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD AND CREMATED! YOU CAN CRY TOO!"
Jo: "You've now lost your Dora coloring book!"
[Jo confiscates Orla's Dora the Explorer coloring book]
Jo: "Orla thought I would be the next driven to tears. She may be wrong, but at the end of the day, she misbehaved. She was still gonna lose something for that, so I had to step in."
Orla: "NO! NOT MY COLORING BOOK!"
Jo: "You will get it back if you behave yourself for the rest of the day."
[Orla snatches the Dora coloring book]
Jo: "Stop that behavior right now, Orla. You have just lost the Dora coloring book because of the way you're behaving towards me and your mother."
Orla: "You're poo-poo! You're not even the boss of the house!"
[Jo takes the Dora coloring book from Orla and puts her into the Naughty Pit, deposits 10 beanbags in there and walks away]
Orla: "I'm gonna pee in my pants then!"
[Jo ignores that comment]
[3 minutes later]
Nicole: "Say sorry to me Orla."
Orla: "NO, I WON'T! I HATE YOU AT THE MOMENT!!!"
Jo: "Orla, that behavior is not acceptable. You were placed here because you were very rude to mommy when she wanted what was best for you."
[Nicole and Jo leave Orla in the Naughty Pit]
[6 minutes later]
Orla: "I AIN'T APOLOGIZING!!!!"
Jo: "Then you can stay here for another 3 minutes!"
Orla: "Fine, you're poo-poo anyway!"
[Jo leaves Orla there and walks away]
[9 minutes later]
Orla: "NO!"
[12 minutes later]
Orla: "NO! I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE!!!!"
[13 minutes later]
[Orla goes back to the garbage to get the treats out]
Jo: "ORLA, NO! THEY ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOU! THEY ARE GETTING BURNED IN THE DUMP SITE AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Orla "YOU GET BURNED IN THE DUMP SITE!"
Jo: "Keep this up and you lose ALL of your toys, and never have one again!"
Orla: "I WANT MY TOYS, AND I WANT MY TREATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jo: "Orla's protest continued for an epic four and-a-half hours."
[270 minutes later]
Nicole: "Say you're sorry, Orla!"
Orla: "NO!!!! I'M GOING TO BED!!! YOU'VE MADE ME REALLY UPSET TODAY!!"
Nicole: "I am asking you for an apology."
Orla: "Sorry."
Nicole: "Thank you very much. Now you can go to the car. We are going to eat dinner at a restaurant."
Orla: "I thought I was going to bed!"
Nicole: "Not now. You are going to like the foods they serve at the restaurant."
Orla: "I bet, I won't!"
Nicole: "Orla."
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny..."
Announcer: "Dinnertime turns into a battle..."
Orla: "I....HATE...CARROTS!!!"
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! We are leaving!"
Announcer: "And later...Orla gives her baby-sitter grief."
???: "Orla's a a monster...! She's a demon!"
Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."
Dinner time
Jo: "Later on, the family sat down at an Applebee's restaurant and dinner turned out to be a complete disaster."
Nicole "Orla, you need to eat two of your carrots and then you can eat your bread."
Orla: "NO WAY! I hate carrots! They're yucky!"
Nicole: "Hey, this is your warning. Look at my eyes. Stop the complaining or you're going to timeout in the Naughty Pit at the moment we get home."
Jo: "Orla has got an enormous amount of power and control over her mother. I mean, it's absolutely crazy and ridiculous that Nicole allows her child to control her."
Orla: "Carrots are rotten and stinky!"
Nicole: (to Jo) "Orla is absolutely going to have no part of eating anything."
Jo: "So I'd like you to make it very clear to her--"
Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"
[Orla screams]
[Orla punches her salad, and it explodes all over a waiter, then throws the remaining pieces on the bowl at her]
Nicole: "This is why we don't go to restaurants, especially on occasions. Orla is a very picky eater who won't eat her vegetables, and she calls them...'yucky'."
[Other customers at the restaurant stare at the Birou family, who are embarrassed with Orla's behavior]
[Orla screaming]
Waiter: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Jo: " It's alright. We have a girl who is just acting up. Don't worry about it."
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! We are leaving and you will be placed into time out."
Jo: "As a result for that incident, Orla was kicked out of the restaurant by the manager."
[The Birous leave the restaurant and everyone is in the car.]
Nicole: "Orla, you do not treat a waiter like this. You will be going to the Naughty Pit once we get home. I will take away all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs for 2 days because your behavior was very appalling. You will also be going to bed at around one hour earlier tonight."
Orla: "NO!!!!!!!!! I WANNA WATCH DORA!!!!"
[Orla rapidly kicks Nicole's seat in front of her]
Nicole: "Settle down already! I am really not in the mood for this!"
Kayla: "My sister is not being a good girl, especially when we go out to eat dinner."
[Orla screams in at the top of her lungs]
Jo: "As soon as the Birou's returned home, Nicole immediately placed Orla into the Naughty Pit,"
[Nicole places Orla into the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Dora the Explorer DVDs]
Nicole: "Your behavior at the restaurant tonight was absolutely embarrassing, appalling, and disruptive. You will stay there for three minutes. I am also taking away all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs for the next two days, and you will be going to bed earlier tonight. From now on, until you can behave properly and learn to eat the foods that are placed in front of you, there will be no more restaurants for you."
Nicole: "Because she refuses to eat vegetables, I decided that Orla wasn't going to anymore restaurants until she could learn to try the new foods without any complaints or fuss."
Haidyn: "Orla doesn't want to try the vegetables,"
Skyla: "The only foods Orla likes to eat are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, cereal, fruit snacks, popsicles, cheese pizza, cookies, Twinkies, Suzy Q's, Hostess Cupcakes, macaroni and cheese, potato chips, Pop-Tarts, donuts, cake, peanut butter cups, ice cream, candy, chicken noodle soup, chicken nuggets, French fries, ham, salmon, groundhogs, seafood, stuffing, pork, apple turnover, onion chips, clam strips, onion rings, chicken rings, cherry turnover, cinnamon twist, s'mores, and hamburgers,"
Kayla: "The only sauces Orla likes are ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, nacho cheese, sour cream, mild sauce, and barbecue sauce,"
Skyla: "Orla's favorite drinks are Pepsi, Fanta, SunKist, Cherry Coke, Mango Water, alcoholic drinks, flavored milk, smoothies and Slushies."
Haidyn: "And the miscellaneous things Orla likes to put in her mouth are kung pao dip, zesty pesto dip, awesome sauce dip, and blue cheese dip."
Orla (yelling at Nicole and Jo): "THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU TWO WOULD'VE LET ME KEEP MY TREATS!!!!"
Nicole: "Hey, knock it off. I am not in the mood for this,"
Nicole : "Orla never gave up,"
[Orla escapes from her Naughty Pit and pees on Nicole's desktop computer in the living room]
Nicole: "Orla, come back here and sit your butt back on the Naughty Pit."
Orla: "Go kill yourself!"
Nicole: "And get away from mommy's computer! Oh, my god!"
Jo: "Before long she was kind of dozing off and her head was kind of going...
[Jo nods her head as if she is asleep]
Nicole: "She just held on until it was time to go to bed. I mean it went on forever."
Nicole: "Tell everybody goodnight and then you're going to bed."
Orla: "Goodnight and then you're going to bed."
Nicole: "No, just say goodnight."
Orla: "Goodnight."
Jo: "The other girls get to stay up playing. You don't have that privilege tonight."
[Orla starts hitting Jo]
Nicole: "OK Orla. Now you are going straight to bed. Come on!"
[Nicole takes Orla straight to bed]
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny... The five jump on the trampoline."
Nicole: "Oh my gosh, Who caused the blood?"
Announcer: "But will it be with Orla?"
Skyla's Trampoline
Jo: "What's this?"
Nicole: "Skyla's trampoline. We gave it to her for her birthday."
Jo: "Why don't we all have fun on the trampoline?"
[Everyone in the Birou Family have fun jumping on the trampoline and Orla pushes Kayla off the trampoline after a while]
Nicole: "Oh, no...what happened?"
[Kayla sobs histerically]
Kayla: "Mummy...Blood..."
Nicole: "Oh my gosh, Who caused the blood?"
Kayla: "Orla."
Nicole: "Orla, did you push her off the trampoline?"
Orla: "No, I didn't...she fell down by accident,"
Nicole: "You need to tell me the truth. Did you push her?"
Orla: "Probably."
[Orla throws several balls at Nicole and runs away]
[Nicole jumps out of the trampoline with a somersault]
Nicole: "Come back in the house. You will now go into timeout."
Orla: "NO!"
[Nicole drags Orla in to the house and immediately into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "You stay there now until I come and get you, because you pushed your sister and you lied to me about it. In addition, your Princess Jasmine's going in toy jail."
[Nicole deposits 10 blue beanbags into the Naughty Pit and walks away, and confiscates Orla's Princess Jasmine doll]
Nicole: "Kayla? Are you okay?"
Kayla: "I am okay!"
Jo: "Then, let's have fun!"
Kayla: "Yay Okay!"
[Kayla jumps on the trampoline with Nicole, Haidyn, and Skyla]
[Orla escapes from her Naughty Pit and starts hitting Kayla and Skyla]
[Nicole somersaults again]
Nicole: "Orla. This is not a game."
Orla: "NO!"
[Orla bites Nicole during the cut to jumping]
Nicole: "OW! Go back to the Naughty Pit, and please don't bite me."
[Orla bites Kayla's cheek]
Nicole: "Orla, you do not bite Kayla!"
Orla: "NEVER!"
[Nicole drags Orla immediately to the Naughty Pit and throws balls in the Naughty Pit]
Jo: "You do not push anybody off the trampoline because that behavior is unacceptable and someone could get hurt, do you understand? Now you stay in this pit until mommy comes and gets you,"
[Orla kicks a yellow ball and gets all the balls out and pees around the Naughty Pit and puts a cookbook in the Naughty Pit and throws the book, with other ones, two by two]
Nicole: "Pick up all the balls and books you just threw."
Orla: "NO!"
[Orla dumps a big box of books at Nicole's face]
Nicole: "OW! You do not dump a box of books at my face!"
Orla: "Ha ha, mummy!"
[Orla flips off her mother]
Nicole: "Orla, come back, please."
[Orla runs outside and jumps on the trampoline with her sisters]
Skyla: "Go away Orla, you're not playing on my trampoline anymore!"
Nicole: "Get off the trampoline. You lost trampoline time for the rest of the day."
Orla: "No!"
[Orla quickly dashes into the house and locks Nicole and Jo outside]
Nicole: "Hey! Orla, open that door!"
[Orla makes an ugly face at Nicole from inside]
[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit]
[Orla returns outside to the trampoline pushing all of her sisters this time]
Nicole: "OMG, are you girls OK?"
Skyla: "We are all OK."
Kayla: "A little boo-boo."
Haidyn: "That hurts!"
Orla: "I hate you and I wish you were all dead!"
Nicole: "Orla, stop. Don't get me even started on those guys."
Orla: "Shut the f*** up, you filthy animal!"
[Orla smacks Kayla]
Kayla: "Ouch."
[Orla laughs at Kayla's pain]
Nicole: "OMG! [Gasps], Oh no, Kayla. Let's go back in the house so I can give you, Haidyn, and Skyla a bandage for each of you."
Kayla: "Okay."
Jo: "You do not push your sisters; that is not nice."
[Nicole walks into the couch with Orla's sisters]
[Orla throws Nicole's Nintendo 3DS system at Nicole while she is sitting down, but Nicole tries to catch it, but fails and it hits her on the head, letting the system fall behind the couch.]
Nicole: "Ouch! You may not throw my Nintendo 3DS system at me. That is not acceptable."
[Nicole picks up the system behind the couch]
Orla: "I will not stop, MUMMY!!"
[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit]
[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit, punches a Mario statue, climbs on its base, and defecates on it]
Nicole: "Please come back to the Naughty Pit. You do not (bleep) on my property."
[Orla hits Nicole]
Nicole: "When Orla hits me,"
[Nicole smacks Orla with a newspaper rolled up back and sends her to the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "I hit her back across the head and send her back into the Naughty Pit."
Orla: "MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DIE NOW!!!!"
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Swiper the Fox plush doll]
Jo: "This paid off a half-hour later. Orla finally gave up."
Nicole: "You were sitting in time-out because you pushed your sisters off the trampoline and you lied to mommy about it. I will not tolerate this behavior anymore, and this is where you will be if you do that again. And I want an apology."
Orla: "Sorry,"
Nicole: "Thank you. Now give mommy a hug and a kiss."
Mommy & Me
Jo: "Children must be able to have some fingers and enjoy themselves."
Nicole: "Do you wanna make a house? Let's roll it like this."
Kayla: "I'm gonna make mine a castle,"
Skyla: "Mine's gonna be a little cottage,"
Haidyn: "And mine is going to be a Haunted House."
Nicole: "Great houses! I like the houses."
Jo: "Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla have made some houses."
[Kayla makes a castle]
[Skyla makes a cottage]
[Haidyn makes a haunted house]
Jo: "And Orla has destroyed them."
[Orla throwing the clay houses pieces at a tree]
Nicole: "Oh, no! What happened?"
[Haidyn, Skyla and Kayla begin to sob very hysterically and scream out loudly]
Kayla (sobbing): "My kingdom has been destroyed by my wicked sister,"
Haidyn: "What? My haunted house is destroyed, too! Orla did this!"
Skyla: "She also broke my cottage. Now where will I live?"
Orla: "Ha, ha!"
[Orla quickly goes in her Barbie Volkswagen Beetle]
Orla: "Now, leave my car alone, Mummy! You're poopoo!"
Nicole: "Orla, did you destroy your sisters' sculptures?"
Orla: "Yes, and leave my car alone, Mummy! You're poopoo!"
Nicole: "Then, you're gonna go in the Naughty Pit."
Orla: "I don't want to go to Naughty Pit!"
[Orla drives away, trying to stay in her play car]
Jo: "Just lift her out of the car. Say nothing and put her straight in the Naughty Pit."
[Nicole deposits Orla into the Naughty Pit, walks away and confiscates Orla's Barbie Volkswagen Beetle]
[Jo comes down at Orla's level and makes eye contact with her]
Jo: (firm voice) "You do not destroy your sisters' property or call people names because that behavior is unacceptable and it's not a game. Now you stay in that pit until your mommy comes and gets you. In addition to that, your Barbie Volkswagen Beetle is in toy jail for three days."
[3 minutes later]
Nicole: "Orla, look at me. I want you to tell your sisters you're sorry for destroying their houses, because that was not a nice thing to do for they worked real hard on them."
Orla: "SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Nicole: "Orla, don't say it too loud. Say it like you mean it."
Orla: "I'm really, really sorry!"
Nicole: "I want a nice, heartfelt apology. Say it like you mean it."
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "Then you will stay here for another 3 minutes."
6 minutes later
Nicole: "Apologize to me, Orla!"
Orla: "NO!"
9 minutes later
Orla: "I'M...NOT...APOLOGIZING!!!!"
Jo: "After three hours of protesting, Orla finally conceded defeat."
Nicole: "Orla, you were put here in time out because you destroyed your sisters' sculptures, and that wasn't very nice of you for they worked so hard on them. I'd like for you to apologize please."
Orla: "Sorry."
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny... When Nicole takes the girls to the cinemas..."
[Orla throws the popcorn at everyone]
Announcer: "...Orla has a HUGE meltdown."
Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."
At Touchstar Cinemas
Jo: "Nicole has decided to take the girls to Touchstar Cinemas to watch Cars 2."
[Nicole, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla, Orla and Jo are in the queue]
Nicole: "There is no Dora in the cinemas. Would you like to see Cars 2 instead?"
[Haidyn, Skyla and Kayla nods their heads]
Nicole: "How about you Orla?"
[Orla pushes the people in the queue]
[Orla runs off and goes to the popcorn station to get popcorn]
[Orla throws the popcorn at everyone]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE! COME BACK TO THE QUEUE THIS INSTANT!"
Orla: "NO! POOPY-BUTT!"
[Orla goes to the Frozen Coke station to get Frozen Coke]
[Orla douses a 12-year-old boy's head with Frozen Coke]
[Orla then gets a large fizzy drink and pours it everywhere in the lobby]
Manager: "My lord!"
Nicole: "ORLA! HURRY UP! WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE TO SEE THE MOVIE!"
Orla: "F*** YOU, B****!"
Nicole: "This language is not going to be tolerated. Don't make me have to wash your mouth out with soap!"
Jo: "After 2 hours of watching Cars 2, Orla was officially kicked out of Touchstar Cinemas by the manager and the Birou's went straight to the car when the movie was finished. Not only Orla got kicked out of the cinemas, but she was banned from Touchstar Cinemas for life.
Nicole: "That was the last cinema that you went to, Orla Jasmine! There will be no more cinemas until you can learn to behave!"
Jo: "As soon when they got home, Nicole put Orla straight to the Naughty Pit."
Nicole: "Your behavior at the cinema was very appalling! I will also take your Dora DVDs away for the next 5 days!
Orla: "SHUT UP!"
Nicole (angrily): "12 MINUTES!!!"
[Nicole walks away]
[12 minutes later]
Nicole: "I want an apology please."
Orla: "Sorry."
Nicole: "I love you Orla."
Vandal Disposal Technique
Nicole: "I have heard that Orla was misbehaving."
Orla (recording a sound): "I love to leave Orla alone! I'm a poo-poo head, I hate Mummy, too!"
[Jo takes the Nintendo 3DS from Orla]
Jo: "Is this your Nintendo 3DS system, Nicole? Orla recorded a bad sound and it was unacceptable."
Nicole: "Orla, I'm just taking it away from you because Jo-Jo has to talk to me, okay?"
Orla: "No. Give it back! Mummy!"
Nicole: "Orla, wait a second."
Orla: "Go to h(bleep) you filthy animal!"
[Nicole deletes Orla's recorded sound]
Jo: "Now that's better, Nicole. That's much better. And as for you, Orla. Since you behaved unacceptably, you're gonna go to the Naughty Pit."
Nicole: "Walk to the Naughty Pit, so I don't have to drag you and stay there for 3 minutes."
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "That does it. You're going straight to the Naughty Pit, and I have to drag you now."
Orla: "I'm going to pee in my pants then!"
[Nicole drags Orla straight into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "You have been placed here because you said on and then recorded something that's not nice to my Nintendo 3DS sound thing that's on the system".
Orla: "That does it! I'm peeing in my pants then!"
Nicole: "Do not pee your pants."
[Orla pees her pants]
Nicole "You do not pee your pants."
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "You are in big trouble. This is not funny."
[Orla is about to hit Nicole]
Nicole: "If you hit me, you're going to your room and I will give you a spanking. It's your last chance to get over it."
Orla: "NEVER!"
[Orla hits Nicole on the lip, causing it to bleed]
Nicole: "You're going to your room."
[Nicole spanks Orla on the bare bottom with a hairbrush)
Orla: "MUMMY!"
[Nicole sends Orla to her room, taking away her Cabbage Patch doll and confiscates it]
Nicole: "And no TV for a whole week."
[Orla throws several books at Nicole]
Orla: "Poopie head!"
Nicole: "All right, make that two weeks of no TV and you have lost your Swiper doll."
[Nicole shuts the door and holds the door knob to keep Orla in]
[Orla starts kicking the door]
Orla: "MUMMY! LET ME OUT OR I WILL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AND KILL YOU, SKYLA, HAIDYN, AND KAYLA!"
Nicole: "Orla!"
Orla: "I'll kill you and Jo-Jo, too!"
[Orla takes her clothes off, discards them on the bed, and darts right out of the house naked]
Skyla: "Mommy, where's Orla?"
Nicole: "You tell me."
Kayla (points her finger to the window): "She's outside! Get her, mummy!"
[Nicole walks out of the house]
Nicole: "Orla, get back here or no TV for a month! Put your clothes back on when you get inside."
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "That's it! No TV for a month! I will also take away your Dora the Explorer DVDs!"
Orla: "Then I will kill you!"
[Nicole carries Orla into the house and immediately places her into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Please stay here."
Orla: "I wish you were dead, Mummy."
[Nicole leaves Orla in the Naughty Pit and confisticates her Dora DVDs]
Orla: "MUMMY, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!"
[Nicole ignores Orla's comment and walks away]
[Orla escapes into Nicole's bedroom and plays Super Smash Bros. Brawl on the Wii]
[Nicole walks into the room]
Nicole: "You are not allowed to play on my Wii at this time! Go back to the Naughty Pit!"
Orla: "NO!"
[Nicole tries to grab Orla, but Orla smacks Nicole in the face]
Nicole: "That is not nice!"
[Nicole spanks Orla twice]
Orla: "MUMMY!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE WORST MOTHER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!"
Nicole: "Talk to Mummy like that again, and you won't be going to Baskin Robbins next week!!!"
Orla (angrily): "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR SKYLA, HAIDYN AND KAYLA!!!"
[Nicole ignores that comment and deposits her into the Naughty Pit, and then walks away]
3 minutes later
Nicole: "All right, Orla. The reason you were here is because you recorded something bad into my 3DS, and that was not nice. Look at me, I want an apology."
Orla: "I'm sorry, Mummy."
Nicole: "Thank you. I accept your apology."
[Orla kisses Nicole as they both smile]
Meeting Orla's Friends
[Orla is in her backyard with her friends, Amanda, Wendy, and Lisa in Orla's treehouse, with a sign that reads, "GO AWAY"]
Jo: "Later on, Nicole and I met Orla and her friends in Orla's private treehouse, and the girls were organizing their own club while they were having cookies and playing with their plush dolls."
Nicole: "Orla, it's time to come in and take your nap!"
Orla: "Go away, Mummy! This is my private treehouse!"
Wendy: "Club rules: No poopybutts allowed!"
Lisa: "So get lost!"
Amanda: "Or you'll be sorry!"
Nicole: "If you continue to act this way, I swear to god, I am very strong that I can destroy this treehouse and I will reasonably destroy it and you're all going to the Naughty Pit."
Orla: "Duh! You have only one Naughty Pit!"
Nicole: "OK. I'm destroying your tree house. Besides, I have brought in three more Naughty Pits for all of your friends. I will give you 30 seconds to get out of the treehouse. One... Two..."
[Orla and her friends obediently climb out of the treehouse]
Jo: "When Orla heard that her mom said that she was going to destroy her treehouse, she could tell that Nicole was serious, so she and her friends did as Nicole told them to do without an argument,"
Nicole: "Thank you for doing as I told you. Alright, Amanda, Wendy and Lisa, you girls all need to go home!"
Appealling to a Higher Authority
Jo: "As soon as Nicole sent the girls home, what we found out that came next was extremely shocking."
[Nicole calls the girls' mothers on her cell phone and and walks inside the house to find Orla on the phone]
[The parents of Amanda, Lisa and Wendy arrive to take them home]
Nicole: "Orla, who are you speaking to?"
Orla: "The police! I have told on you so you get under ARREST and be so DEAD!"
[Nicole takes the phone away from Orla]
Nicole: "To my shock, I found out that Orla, just three years old, dialed 911."
911 Dispatcher: "Who is this, please?"
Nicole: "Orla, that is a false alarm. If you dial 911 again, you might be going to juvenile hall. Now you have to stay in the Naughty Pit and your Swiper is in toy jail for the rest of the day."
Orla: "No, it is not a false alarm! I told the police you were going to destroy my treehouse!"
[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit with no conversation and confiscates her Swiper the Fox doll]
Nicole: "You've been placed here because you dialed 911 even though it was not a real emergency. The police don't mind if I destroy your tree house. They won't arrest me for doing it, they will arrest you instead. Stay there for 3 minutes."
911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"
Jo: "About 10 to 15 minutes later, a police officer arrived at the Birou doorstep."
[A policeman knocks on the door]
Nicole: "Come in."
Policeman: "Hi, little lady. Tell me your name."
Orla: "Orla Jasmine Birou."
Policeman: "Orla Jasmine Birou. Don't dial 911 again unless it's a real emergency like a fire or else you will be arrested."
Orla: "I DON'T WANT YOU HERE YOU JERK!"
[Orla kicks the policeman]
Policeman: "How old is she, ma-am?"
Nicole: "She is 3 and almost 4."
Policeman: "Put your hands up because you should be in juvie now."
Orla: "NO! I AM NOT GOING TO JUVIE!"
Policeman: "You don't have a choice. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against the court of law. You have the right to be questioned as well. Is that clear?"
[The policeman handcuffs Orla and places her outside in the police car]
Nicole: "Thank you, Officer. I'm sure this will not happen again."
Policeman: "Don't worry, we'll keep her in safe custody at the station for a while, ma'am. We'll call you to come pick her up."
Jo: "And Orla was arrested by the police due to assaulting one of them with a kick."
[The policemen drive away in their car with Orla]
Orla: "Go die in a crash!"
Nicole: "As I watched the cops take Orla away, I couldn't help but wonder to myself, 'Did I do the right thing by turning Orla in?'"
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny..."
Jo: "Today I'm introducing the White Sheets."
Announcer: "Nicole gives Orla a serious attitude makeover, but can she win the battle in the end?"
Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."
Orla gives Nicole the silent treatment
Jo: "When Orla returned home from the police station, she ignored Nicole."
Nicole: "Orla, come sit down and have your dinner."
[Orla ignores Nicole]
Nicole: "Orla. Sit down."
[Orla runs away from the house and runs straight to Amanda's house]
Nicole: "Girls! I'll be back in a minute! Stay with Jo-Jo!"
[Nicole chases after Orla]
Orla: "You can't catch me, poo-poo!"
Nicole: "You are not going to Amanda's house this evening and that decision is final!"
[Nicole trips over as Orla enters Amanda's house]
Nicole: "I SAID THAT YOU WILL NOT GO TO THAT HOUSE!"
[Amanda is having dinner with her family]
Amanda: "ORLA!"
[Nicole enters Amanda's house and Nicole is chasing after Orla]
[Orla and Nicole leave Amanda's house and run to the park, having a birthday party]
???: "Happy Birthday!"
[Orla picks up the cake and then throws the cake at the guests]
Nicole: "Ugh! Orla!"
[Orla punches a 4-year-old girl, making her cry]
[Orla sets the playground on fire with a dangerous match]
???: "Someone call 911!"
[Orla punches Nicole in the privates]
[Amanda's parents take her home]
Walter (Amanda's father): "You still need to finish your dinner."
Theresa (Amanda's mother): " "
Nicole: "Come on Orla! You need to go to bed, let's go!"
[Nicole drags Orla up and goes back to the house and Nicole puts Orla straight to her bedroom]
[Jo and Nicole start to force Orla to put her pajamas on]
Orla: "GET OFF ME!"
[Orla punches Jo]
Jo: "Stop that, OK?"
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "You're going to preschool tomorrow morning "
White Sheets and Princess Chart
Jo: "This technique is very important because the Birou Family has a lot of issues that need to be adressed. Nicole never disallows Orla to touch, use, or go, so today, I brought in the White Sheets."
Jo: "This is the White Sheets Technique. You never disallowed Orla to touch, use, or go."
Nicole: "I never knew about the White Sheets until Jo arrived. If I knew how to mark which was not touchable, then it should have been done a long time ago."
Nicole: "Orla, when you see a white sheet, it means, just for you, not touchable. No touch, no use, no go. Or else, I'm going to put you in the Naughty Pit."
[Nicole puts white sheets on all of the statues]
[Nicole goes upstairs and wraps her bedroom's door knob with a white sheet]
[Nicole goes downstairs and wraps the outside door knob with a white sheet]
[Nicole wraps the phone with a white sheet]
[Nicole places a white sheet on top of her computer]
[Nicole wraps her Nintendo 3DS System with a white sheet]
Jo: "All right, Nicole. So far, so good. Now let's move onto the next step---the Princess Chart, shall we?"
Jo: "The Princess Chart is a special chart for little girls because if they do good deeds, they get to move up one space, and eventually, if they reach to the castle, they will get to do the thing they want to do,"
Nicole: "When you girls reach the castle, what is one thing that you want to do?"
Orla: "Walt Disney World!"
Kayla: "Universal Studios!"
Skyla: "Extra trampoline time!"
Haidyn: "Sea World!"
Jo: "Not long after I introduced the White Sheets technique, Orla took the outside door sheet off."
Nicole: "Orla, where is the outside door sheet?"
Orla: "Haidyn took it."
Nicole: "Nice try, Orla."
[Orla runs out of the house and escapes in her play car]
Jo: *to Nicole* "I'd like you to tell Orla that if she leaves this house without permission, her play car will be gone for a week."
Nicole: "Orla, listen to me. If you leave this house, your play car will be gone for a week. Do you understand?"
[Orla leaves the house and goes to Amanda's house]
Nicole: "Orla left the house, but I couldn't find her."
Nicole: "Orla, where are you?"
[Amanda and Orla are throwing eggs at a neighbor's house]
[Orla and Amanda are at the playground, naked]
Nicole: "Orla, get back here this minute and put your clothes on before somebody sees you please!"
[Amanda's parents Walter and Theresa arrive to pick Amanda up]
Theresa: "Do not do that!"
Walter: "Let's get those clothes on you."
[Orla reluctantly returns to the house with her clothes on]
Onward
Jo: "Later on, Kayla accidently knocked over Orla's castle which was built out of Lego's, and Orla, in return, bit her."
Kayla: "Oops!"
Orla (angrily): "Kayla, you've destroyed my castle! Now you will suffer the wrath of Queen Orla!"
[Orla bites Kayla's arm extra hard]
[Kayla cries in pain]
Nicole: "Orla, you do not bite Kayla just because she accidentally knocked over your Lego castle. You're going to the Naughty Pit."
Orla: (in horror) "I'm going to pee in my pants then!"
Nicole: "Do not pee your pants."
[Orla pees her pants]
Nicole: "You do not pee your pants. You are in big trouble."
[Orla laughs in Nicole's face]
Nicole: "This is not funny. I can't believe you did that Orla, that was really bad."
(Orla runs out of the bathroom and takes the white sheets off all the statues)
Nicole: "Let's go to the Naughty Pit. Stay right there for 9 minutes. In addition, your broken castle is in toy jail."
[Nicole puts balls in the Naughty Pit]
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Lego Duplo bricks]
Orla: "I hate you, Mummy, and I wish you were dead,"
Nicole: "If you talk to Mommy like that again, I will change your time to 12 minutes, and you're moving down one space on the Princess Chart,"
Orla: (in horror) "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD, MUMMY! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"
[Orla flips off Nicole]
Nicole: "Orla had her chance, and...she blew it by giving me the finger and speaking disrespectfully to me. Now she bought herself a total of 15 minutes in the Naughty Pit. In addition, I moved her picture down one space on the Princess Chart,"
[Nicole and Kayla are in the bathroom, where Nicole is examining Kayla's arm where Orla bit her]
Kayla: "Mummy...am I going to have rabies? Is it infected?"
Nicole: "Hold still, hold still, Kayla. I promise, your arm is not that bad, and you are not going to have rabies. Plus, Orla is in time-out right now."
[15 minutes later]
[Timer on the stove goes off]
[Nicole comes back to Orla, with Kayla in her arms]
Nicole: "Okay, Orla. You were sent to the Naughty Pit because you bit Kayla, took the white sheets off of my statues, and peed in your pants. You also spoke disrespectfully to mommy and flipped mommy off. This is where you will be if you do that again."
Orla: "I know..."
Nicole: "Orla, look at me. I want you to apologize to Kayla; tell her your sorry for biting her."
Orla: "NO! Kayla knocked over my Lego castle! You don't even care what she did to me!"
Nicole: "Then you'll stay here."
Orla: "GO DIE YOU IDIOT!!!"
[Nicole starts to lose her patience]
Nicole: "ORLA, STOP IT!!!"
Jo: "Ignore it, Nicole. Say nothing and walk away."
Nicole: "I was so frustrated with Orla. Yes, Kayla did knock over her castle, but it was an accident. There was no excuse for what Orla did."
[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and pushes Kayla over]
Kayla: "MUMMY!"
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!!!"
[Orla throws all the beanbags at Kayla and Nicole]
Orla: "HA HA!!!"
Nicole: "All right; enough is enough."
Orla: "PUT KAYLA ON THE D*** NAUGHTY PIT FOR KNOCKING OVER MY CASTLE!!!!"
Nicole: "Kayla didn't mean to knock over your castle, it was an accident."
Orla: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR KAYLA, SKYLA AND HAIDYN!!!!"
Nicole: "That's because they are nice, well-mannered girls. Unlike you!"
[Nicole walks away]
[Orla pushes Kayla to the Naughty Pit]
Orla: "Stay there, b****!"
Kayla: "(crying) MUMMY!"
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!!!"
Orla: "Drop dead, b****!"
[Orla dumps a big box of books to the Naughty Pit]
Kayla: "(crying) MUMMY!"
[Orla pushes the Naughty Pit]
[Orla pees in the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Orla, you do not pee in the Naughty Pit or push it."
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Dora the Explorer DVDs, Swiper the Fox Plush Doll, Dora Swing into Action VHS, Fisher Price Dora the Explorer Tunes Guitar, and Dora the Explorer coloring book and deposits them into the toy-time out box]
Nicole: "All your Dora stuff are in toy jail."
Orla: "Drop dead!"
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Cabbage Patch Doll and Barney plush doll]
Orla: "F*** off, Mummy!"
[Nicole withdraws Kayla and all the books out of the Naughty Pit and deposits Orla back into the Naughty Pit.]
Nicole: "Stay right there for 24 minutes."
Orla (angrily): "Drop dead!"
Nicole: "Orla's picture went down three spaces on the Princess Chart."
Nicole: "You've now lost your Malt Shoppe Barbie Doll!"
[Orla smacks Nicole in the face]
Nicole: "NO! Orla, you do not do that! You do not hit mommy!"
[Nicole walks away from Orla]
[Orla grabs a frying pan and starts hitting Kayla with it]
[Kayla screams]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! YOUR TIMEOUT IS A TOTAL OF 30 MINUTES! I'M SURE THAT YOU NEED TO STAY HERE FOR THAT LONG!"
Orla: "I WILL PEE IN MY PANTS EVEN MORE!"
[Nicole takes away the frying pan and inserts it back into one of the kitchen drawers in the kitchen]
[Orla shoves Kayla into the Naughty Pit and runs outside to meet Wendy and Lisa]
[Jo chases after Orla]
[Nicole is working on the computer]
Kayla: "MUMMY! HELP ME!!!"
Nicole: "What is going on?"
[Nicole walks over and finds Kayla in the Naughty Pit, with her arms and legs bound in duct tape, and all of Kayla's hair is cut off and reduced to stubble]
Nicole: "Oh, my god. Kayla, what are doing in the Naughty Pit? What happened?"
Kayla: "Orla did this to me!"
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!"
[Nicole marches over to find Orla with Wendy and Lisa]
Jo: "There she is, with her friends."
[Orla and her friends are throwing rolls of toilet paper at a neighbor's house]
Nicole: "ORLA! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GOING TO KISS YOUR DORA DVD's GOODBYE BECAUSE I'M SELLING THEM ALL ON eBAY! ALSO YOU WILL NEVER WATCH TELEVISION AGAIN!"
Orla: "You wouldn't put Kayla in the d*** Naughty Pit for destroying my castle, so I put her in the (bleep) Naughty Pit for destroying my castle! Instead, you put my destroyed castle in jail!"
Jo: "Orla and her friends were TP'ing a neighbor's house."
Jo: "What about her friends?"
[An owner of the T.P.'ed house pulls over]
Owner of House: "Oh, my god! My house!"
[Nicole and Jo drag Orla back into the house]
Nicole: "ALL OF YOUR DORA DVD'S ARE NOW IN THE TOY JAIL. IN ADDITION TO THAT, YOUR MALIBU BARBIE IS IN THE TOY JAIL AS WELL!"
Orla: "NO! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TOY JAIL!"
Jo: "Yes they are! Because "
[Orla is about to hit Nicole]
Nicole: "Don't you dare!"
[Lisa's parents and ]
[Wendy's parents and ]
[Orla pulls Nicole's hair]
Nicole: "Ow! Let go of mommy's hair now!"
[Orla picks up a pair of scissors and cuts off a lock of Nicole's hair]
Nicole: "Ack, no! Not my beautiful hair!"
Orla: "Go die in a car crash!"
Nicole: "I don't want to hear any of your threats about mommy being dead or I will give you a spanking! This is your last chance to get over it."
Jo: "How is hitting your child going to teach her to behave?"
[Orla pours a whole carton of milk and puts tin and aluminum into the washing machine alongside vegetables, where Nicole is washing all of the clothes]
Orla: "Ha, ha!"
[Nicole then opens the washing machine lid]
Nicole: "Oh, my god!"
[Orla goes to Nicole's bedroom and knocks over the Wii console near the TV with Haidyn's tennis racket]
Nicole: "Orla, what are you doing in my room? Didn't you see the White Sheet on my bedroom door knob? That means no go! And get away from the Wii Console! Oh my god!"
Orla: "SHUT UP, STUPID!!"
[Nicole smacks Orla's leg]
Nicole: "What did you just say to me?!"
Orla: "You heard me!"
[Nicole deposits Orla right back into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Orla, you got a total of 54 minutes. Is that long enough?"
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "Make it 57 minutes! Are we through?"
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "Okay, you got 1 hour which is 60 minutes! Is that clear?"
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: (angrily) "63 MINUTES!" (walks away)
Orla: "IT IS TOO LONG!!!!!"
Nicole: "How about a total of a whopping 66 minutes?! In other words, 1 hour and 6 minutes! Is that final?"
Orla: "Yes. But it's too long!"
Nicole: "STOP F***ING WHINING, ORLA JASMINE!!! YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF!!! NOW STAY THERE FOR 72 MINUTES!!!"
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny..."
Orla's Epic Tantrum
Nicole: "Later on, Orla asked me if she could have some French fries for dinner."
Orla: "Can I have some French fries for dinner, Mummy?"
Nicole: "No, Orla."
Orla (screeching): "I WANT MY FRENCH FRIES! I WANT THEM!"
Nicole: "You are NOT having French fries for dinner tonight, Orla. You are having steamed vegetables with meat!"
Jo: "Orla was having none of it. She still wanted French fries."
Orla (screeching): "PLEASE! I WANT FRENCH FRIES!"
Nicole: "Stop. We are not having French fries, not tonight. If you carry on, I will take you to the Naughty Pit. OK?"
[Orla throws one of her shoes onto the boiling pot of water, which has the vegetables in it. The pot falls onto the kitchen floor, causing all the hot water and vegetables to spill over]
Nicole: "That's it, I'm taking you to the Naughty Pit!"
[Orla kicks Nicole's shin]
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! You do not kick mommy's shin!"
Orla: "OK!!!!!!!!"
Nicole: "Don't yell OK loudly."
Orla (screeching): "WELL, I HATE EATING ROTTEN, STINKY VEGETABLES!!!! I HATE FRUIT AND I HATE MEAT, TOO!"
[Orla bites Nicole's hand]
Nicole: "Orla, it is not acceptable to bite my hand!"
[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Swiper doll]
Nicole (angrily): "12 MINUTES!"
Orla: "OK"
[Orla starts sobbing histerically kicking, screaming, throwing herself to the ground and shaking herself down to the floor]
Nicole: "Orla hates the Naughty Pit"
[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit, takes a few kitchen supplies, including knives out of the cupboard, and throws them at the kitchen wall]
Nicole: "ORLA! You do not throw my kitchen supplies at the wall, especially dangerous ones!"
Orla: "SHUT UP! I HATE YOU!"
Nicole: "Stop it at once!"
[Nicole picks Orla up and deposits her into the Naughty Pit]
Orla: "I HATE YOU!"
[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit]
[Nicole puts Orla back in the Naughty Pit, confiscates Orla's Princess Jasmine doll and walks away]
Nicole (angrily): "24 MINUTES!"
Nicole: "Half an hour later, I found Orla munching on a cheese pizza from Pizza Hut! Where did she get that?"
Nicole: "Orla, may I ask you something? How did you get the cheese pizza?"
Orla: "I ordered it by the phone and paid it on your Visa credit card."
Nicole: "When Orla told me that, smoke was coming out of my ears."
Nicole: "Orla, I am taking your pizza in the trash."
Orla (screeching): "I WANT MY PIZZA!"
Nicole: "I cannot believe you used something that did not belong to you to order junk food. I thought I put my wallet where you couldn't find or reach it."
Kayla: "Orla's tantrum seem to last forever. It was scary."
[Orla snatches the pizza back and finishes it]
Orla: "Yummy!"
Nicole: "That's it! No dessert for you tonight!"
Orla: "Don't care! It was probably that green smoothie rubbish!!!"
[Orla runs outside naked and pees on the driveway]
Orla: "Bye Mummy!"
[Orla laughs]
Nicole: "Orla! Get over here or I'll sell all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs on eBay!"
[Orla stops and returns to the house]
Nicole: "Thank you. Let's return back to the Naughty Pit."
[Orla pushes Nicole out the front door and locks her out of the house]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE!!!! UNLOCK THE DOOR SO I CAN COME IN!"
[Nicole uses her key and unlocks the door and opens it]
Orla: "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"
[Nicole puts Orla onto the Naughty Pit and comes down to her level]
Nicole: "Orla, not only was locking mommy out of the house mean, it was also dangerous. If there had been a fire or if you had been hurt, I wouldn't have been able to help you. Now you stay there in that pit and think about what you've done."
Orla: "Ah, SHUT UP!!!"
Nicole (angrily more loudly): "42 MINUTES!"
42 minutes later
Nicole: "I would like an apology."
Orla (screeching): "NO!!!"
Nicole: "Then, you'll stay in the Naughty Pit. And for 48 minutes."
[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit and throws one of Nicole's stilleto heels at the family portrait which breaks]
Nicole: "Oh, no! Not the family portrait! That was so expensive!"
Orla: "Don't care!"
Nicole: "ORLA, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A TOTAL OF 60 MINUTES! I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY THERE FOR THAT LONG!"
[Nicole puts Orla back into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "Orla's tantrum was epic. It lasted 12 hours."
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Princess Jasmine Doll, Barney plush doll and Curious George plush doll]
Nicole: "Your Princess Jasmine, Barney, and Curious George are all in toy jail."
Orla: "I WANT PRINCESS JASMINE, BARNEY AND CURIOUS GEORGEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Nicole (angrily): "65 MINUTES"
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Cheer Bear and Isa the Iguana plushes.]
Nicole: "Isa and Cheer Bear are in toy jail as well."
Orla (screeching): "I WANT CHEER BEAR AND ISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Nicole: "IF YOU KEEP SCREAMING AT ME, I WILL SMACK YOU IN THE FACE!! THAT'S RIGHT, SMACK YOU IN THE F***ING FACE! So this is your last chance to get over it!! AND STAY THERE FOR 78 MINUTES!!"
Orla: "I'll pee in my pants then!"
Nicole: "Don't pee your pants or you will get 81 minutes! Deal?"
Orla (muttering): "Deal..."
Nicole: "OK"
DVD Meeting
Jo: "I've been gone for a few days, Nicole. Let's have a DVD Meeting, shall we?"
[Jo plays the DVD]
Nicole: "Orla, why are there Reese's peanut butter cups in your snack box?"
Orla: "Because I like them!"
Nicole: "You are not allowed to have them. You need to eat regular food."
Orla: "NO!"
Nicole: "Do not speak to me like that, Orla. This is your warning. If you continue to answer back to me, you're going to earn yourself a trip to the Naughty Pit. Do you understand?"
[Orla smacks Nicole in the face]
Nicole: "That's it! You will be going to the Naughty Pit!"
[Nicole places Orla into the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Dora the Explorer coloring book]
3 minutes later
Nicole: "I would like you to apologize for your behavior."
Orla: (sarcastically) "I'm REALLY, REALLY sorry!"
Nicole: "I want a nice, heartfelt apology. Say it like you mean it."
Orla: (screeching) "I DID!!!"
Nicole: "No, you didn't. Please apologize to me maturely."
Orla: "BUT I DID!!!"
[Jo stops the DVD]
Jo: "Let's stop the DVD right here, Nicole. Let's talk about how you dealt with the situation."
Nicole: "I was mad."
Jo: "The way Orla apologized to you wasn't correct. She knew she had to apologize, but chose to be defiant about it. So, onto the next clip."
[Jo plays the DVD]
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! Why are your friends in Skyla's bedroom?"
Orla: "I don't know."
Nicole: "I marked Skyla's bedroom with a white sheet, meaning 'no go',"
Orla: "That's meant for you stupid!"
[Nicole's anger rises]
Nicole: "RIGHT NOW, YOU'VE LOST YOUR MALT SHOPPE BARBIE DOLL AND YOUR ISA THE IGUANA!!!!!"
Orla: "I'll pee in my pants then!"
[The parents of Amanda, Lisa and Wendy ]
Walter: " "
Theresa: " "
[Jo stops the DVD]
Jo: "Let's stop here for a second. You lost your cool. That's a no-no. Onto the next clip."
[Jo plays the DVD]
Nicole: "Orla Jasmine, Haidyn Louise, Skyla Ariel and Kayla Mary-Ellen. Time to go shopping."
[The girls gather into the car]
Nicole: "Okay, head count. One, two, three, four. Is that everyone? Good. Now off we go."
[The Birou Family drives off]
[Jo stops the DVD]
Jo: "Let's stop here. What you did was harsh. That's not good. Next clip."
[Jo plays the DVD]
Nicole: "Your Princess Jasmine, Barney, and Curious George are all in toy jail."
Orla: "I WANT PRINCESS JASMINE, BARNEY AND CURIOUS GEORGEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Nicole: (angrily) "72 MINUTES!!!"
[Nicole confiscates Orla's Cheer Bear and Isa the Iguana.]
Nicole: "Isa and Cheer Bear are in toy jail as well."
Orla: "I WANT CHEER BEAR AND ISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Nicole: "IF YOU KEEP SCREAMING AT ME, I WILL SMACK YOU IN THE FACE!! THAT'S RIGHT, SMACK YOU IN THE F***ING FACE! So this is your last chance to get over it!! AND STAY THERE FOR 78 MINUTES!!"
Orla: "I'll pee in my pants then!"
Nicole: "Don't pee your pants or you will get 81 minutes!"
[Jo stops the DVD]
Jo: "81 minutes? Nicole, that's ludicrous!"
Nicole: "I was so fed up with her behavior. I was so sick of her attitude."
Jo: "Naughty pit... one time... 3. 3 minutes. She walks out and does something else? Back in for 3... Because-"
Nicole: "I did not like her rotten attitude."
Jo: "Stop arguing with me, Nicole. It's unnecessary."
Nicole: "Excuse me? I wasn't arguing with you, Jo. I was justifying what Orla had done was wrong."
Jo: "But you weren't following the discipline system correctly, Nicole."
Nicole: "Oh my god! You make me sick!" *rolls her eyes*
Jo: "Nicole! I'm not making you sick! Now listen to me! I was just pointing out..."
[Nicole gets up from the table]
Nicole: "You know what? That's it. I'm f***ing done with this meeting and I'm done with Orla's bratty behavior!"
Jo: "Nicole, you do not need to give up!"
[Nicole breaks down into tears and storms off]
Jo: "Nicole, come back here at once!"
Announcer: "Coming up...Has Nicole given up?"
Voice: "I don't want to be here anymore."
Announcer: "And did her dark side appear?"
Nicole: "STAY! 12 MINUTES! DON'T MOVE!"
Nicole: "ORLA, YOU WILL STAY THERE UNTIL IT IS TIME TO GO TO BED!!!!!!!"
Announcer: "Will Orla back down anytime soon?"
Orla: "Girls, FIRE!"
Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."
Jo talks to Orla and Nicole
Nicole Storms Off
Jo: "Nicole got really defensive with me when I confronted her about the mistake of sending Orla to the Naughty Pit for 81 minutes. So, Nicole ended up storming out of the DVD meeting and locked herself in the bathroom. As a result, the screeching became nonstop, and it was ridiculous."
[Cut to the door to the bathroom, locked, where Nicole is, who is screaming and crying in horror]
Nicole: (screeching) "I don't want to be here anymore!"
Orla: "I AM GONNA MESS UP YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, B****!"
1 minute later
[Orla goes onto Nicole's facebook account]
[Orla types in "i is so men i hat evriwon im popi en gues what im a teachrd pet and a big fat crybaby"]
[Orla saves the comment]
Kayla: "Mommy! Orla published a really bad comment in your account!"
[Orla smacks Kayla in the face]
Kayla: (crying) "Mommy, Orla smacked me in the face."
[A really furious Nicole banishes Orla to the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "STAY! 12 MINUTES! DON'T MOVE!"
Orla: "KAYLA IS A F***ING F***ING F***ING F***ING F***ING F***ING TATTLETALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kayla: "NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!"
Orla: "YES YOU ARE!!!! AND SKYLA IS A F***ING TATTLETALE AND HAIDYN IS A F***ING TATTLETALE!!!!"
Kayla: "LEAVE MY SISTERS ALONE!!!!!!"
Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!!!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME WASH YOUR FILTHY MOUTH WITH SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Orla: (screaming, crying and bawling) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAYLA, YOU ARE A TATTLETALE, SKYLA IS A TATTLETALE, HAIDYN IS A TATTLETALE, CATHERINE IS A TATTLETALE, NICHOLAS IS A TATTLETALE, MADELEINE IS A TATTLETALE, MELODY IS A TATTLETALE AND BIANCA IS A TATTLETALE!!!!!!!"
Kayla: "ORLA! DON'T YOU DARE!!!"
Orla: "I SAID YOU ARE A F***ING TATTLETALE!!!!!"
Kayla: "MOMMY! ORLA JUST CALLED ME ESPECIALLY MY SISTERS A TATTLETALE!!!"
Orla: "F*** OFF MUM AND KAYLA!"
Nicole: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME AND KAYLA?! STAY THERE FOR 18 MINUTES!!!"
[As soon as possible, Nicole deletes the rude comment Orla published]
18 minutes later
Nicole: "ORLA, YOUR TIMEOUT IS NOW 30 MINUTES LONG BECAUSE YOU KEEP CALLING ME NAMES AND REFUSING TO APOLOGIZE!!!"
Orla: "LET ME OUT!!!!!!! OR YOU GO DIE NOW!!!!!!"
60 minutes later
[Orla ]
Kayla: "MOMMY! ORLA "
[Nicole repeatedly spanks Orla with her hand extremely hard]
[Nicole furiously and roughly banishes Orla into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!?! YOU WILL STAY THERE UNTIL IT IS TIME TO GO TO BED!!!!!! I WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!!!!"
Jo: "I was livid! Mom was sending her into the Naughty Pit in a rough manner."
[Orla pushes her sisters down the stairs, but they safely make it]
[Orla pushes Nicole down the stairs, but she safely makes it]
Haidyn: "YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY SORRY!!!!!"
Skyla: "WE HOPE YOU'LL BE KICKED OUT OF THIS FAMILY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!"
Kayla: "I HATE YOU ORLA AND WE HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL!!!!"
Haidyn & Skyla: "YEAH!"
Orla: "F*** OFF!!! NO YOU DON'T!!!!! I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!!!!!"
[Nicole gasps]
Nicole: "I'm the best in the world and everybody knows it? Is she for real?"
[Orla screeches in horror, fury, and rage at the top of her lungs]
[Orla ]
[An extremely furious Nicole repeatedly spanks Orla extremely hard with her hand again]
[Nicole banishes Orla into the Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "YOU'RE STAYING THERE FOR 42 MINUTES!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TREATED THAT WAY, THEN BE GOOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE AND ARE YOU EVER GONNA STOP?!?!?!?! AND THE NEXT TIME WE GO TO WALT DISNEY WORLD, YOU WILL BE STAYING WITH GRANDMA BIROU AND YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE AMANDA, LISA, WENDY OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS EVER AGAIN!!! KEEP THIS UP, AND YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE DEMON NAUGHTY PIT!!!!!!!!! I'M ALSO GONNA CHANGE YOUR ROOM'S THEME TO A MALE THEME!!!!"
Jo: [raises her voice] "NICOLE, WHAT I SAID WAS LUDICROUS AT THE DVD MEETING!! YOU'RE NOT DOING THE TIMEOUT PROPERLY, AND TELL HER TO STAY JUST FOR 3 MINUTES IN A LOW-TONE VOICE, AND STOP BANISHING HER IN THE NAUGHTY PIT!!!"
Nicole: "OH, PLEASE!! JO, HER ATTITUDE IS GONE CRAZY!!!!!!"
Jo: "I DON'T CARE! JUST DO AS I TELL YOU TO DO, OKAY?!?!"
Nicole: "I DON'T CARE?!?! WHAT YOU SAID WAS LUDICROUS?! OH, PLEASE!!! ARE YOU FOR REAL?!?!"
[Nicole scoffs angrily and gives Jo a dirty look and rolls her eyes]
Jo: You need to grow up, Nicole.
[Nicole gets even more furious than ever]
Jo: "I was like, uh, oh."
Nicole: (no cool, stern, screeching, scary voice) "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! JO!! (10x) GET OUT OF THIS! AND STOP BEING RUDE!!! 'I DON'T CARE' IS NOT EVEN NECESSARY!!!! I'M THE BOSS!!! SHE NEEDS TO LEARN A LESSON!!! A STRONG, SEVERE, AND STRICT LESSON IS PERFECT FOR HER!!!!! THIS IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT FOR A SINGLE PARENT!!!!!!!! HOW IS YOUR ADVICE IMPORTANT FOR A SINGLE PARENT?! CALM DOWN, AND SILENCE!!! I OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!! I DID NOT HIRE A TRAITOR!!!"
Jo: "I did not hire a traitor? Orla's behavior was unacceptable, but Nicole thought so was my behavior."
(Jo calms down)
Jo: "You know what, Orla? Stay there for 3 minutes!"
Nicole: "JUST 3? WHY? GIVE THE QUEEN A GOOD REASON!"
Jo: (laughing) "Just 3? Why? Give the queen a good reason."
(Nicole gets more furious and ear-splitting)
Nicole: "IT'S....NOT....FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW ORLA IS A BAD (8x) GIRL!!!!!!! THE 42 MINUTE DURATION WILL BE FINAL, ONLY ONE EXCEPTION, SHE COULD STAY LONGER!!!!!!!!!" (to Orla) "AS FOR YOU ORLA, STAY THERE FOR 42 MINUTES!!!!!! AND YOU BETTER NOT ESCAPE!!!!!!"
Jo: "Did I just turn Nicole into a monster?"
Kayla: "Mommy, what happened?"
Nicole: "Orla's behavior was severely atrocious, and Jo tried to limit the discipline duration to 3 minutes. She's gonna be 4, so soon, she would have to spend no less than 4. I'm trying to teach Orla a lesson."
Jo: "Neither of us seemed kidding. Nicole's 'calm down' beat mine. At least the extra time elapsed was 42 minutes."
42 minutes later
[Orla is in the Naughty Pit]
Orla: "LET....ME....OUT!!!!!!!!!!"
[A much calmer Nicole arrives]
Nicole: "I'll let you out when your timeout is finished after you apologize. What you did was horrible. It really was."
Orla: "I'm sorry, Mommy! Please let me out!"
Nicole: "Do you promise to be good for the rest of the days to us?"
[Nothing happens]
Orla: "Please stop, Mommy! I'm sorry I pushed you and my sisters down the stairs, and I'm sorry for all the bad things I've done. Please stop, Mommy!"
Nicole: "I guess I won't take this as a no."
Orla: "What does that mean, Mommy?"
Nicole: "You can come out now."
Orla: "YAY! Thank you Mommy!"
Nicole: "You're welcome dear."
Jo Talks to Nicole and Orla
Jo: "Nicole, Orla, can you come into the kitchen please?"
Orla VS. The Babysitter
Jo: "I convinced Nicole to spend a day at the spa to get her worries off her chest. At home, the girls stayed home with a medium-young babysitter named Diana. But little did Nicole suspect, that during her absence, was that Orla making the babysitter's day miserable."
Diana: "Orla, no! You do not bite me!"
[Diana confiscates Orla's Fisher Price Dora the Explorer Tunes Guitar and puts it into the toy time out box]
[Orla spits at Diana's face]
Diana: "Orla, that is not acceptable! You do not spit at anybody."
[Diana confiscates Orla's toy firetruck and puts it into the toy time-out box]
[Orla runs away from Diana and pushes her sisters off the trampoline]
[Diana confiscates Orla's Princess Jasmine doll and puts it into the toy time-out box]
[Orla hits Diana]
[Diana confiscates Orla's Malt Shoppe Barbie Doll and places it into the toy time-out box]
[Orla flips Diana off]
Orla [as Diana carries her to the Naughty Pit] *screams* "YOU GO DIE NOW!!!"
[Diana puts Orla into the Naughty Pit and deposits 10 beanbag into the pit]
[Diana confiscates Orla's Cabbage Patch Doll and deposits it into the toy time-out box]
[Orla escapes from the Naughty Pit and runs outside to meet her friends]
[Orla and her friends, Amanda, Lisa, and Wendy begin terrorizing Diana, Skyla, Kayla, and Haidyn, ready to throw water balloons at them]
Orla: "Girls, ready, aim, FIRE!"
[Orla and her friends run in the house and throw water balloons at Diana, Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla]
Diana: "Oh my lord, I am all wet."
Kayla: "I need to get another shirt."
Skyla: "I'm messy!"
Haidyn: "I'm freezing!"
Diana: "Amanda, Lisa, Wendy, you girls need to go home because I do not like this behavior."
[Diana sends Orla's friends home and puts Orla back into the Naughty Pit]
[Diana confiscates Orla's Swiper plush doll and places it into the toy time-out box]
[A frog jumps into Diana's ice cream]
Diana: "Aaaah! Get off!"
[Orla throws books at Diana]
[Orla sets a jar full of small non-venomous snakes loose in the living room where Diana, Skyla, Haidyn, and Kayla are watching a Dora the Explorer movie, Dora Saves the Snow Princess]
Skyla: "SNAKES!"
Haidyn: "Snake, snake! Watch out for the snake!"
Kayla: "Help! There's a snake in my popcorn!"
Diana: "What is going on here?"
Skyla, Kayla, and Haidyn: "Snakes! Snakes!"
[Orla releases a few ferrets and they knock over all of the food that Orla's sisters and Diana were eating.]
Kayla: "My popcorn spilled!"
[Orla grabs Kayla's face and pulls it towards her face]
Diana: "Orla, do not set my ferrets free!"
[Diana returns Orla to the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Dora Swing Into Action VHS]
[Orla puts a live lizard on top of Diana's head, and places a rat in Diana's babysitting bag, and releases a bird that latches on Diana's arm and pecks on it and quickly runs back into the Naughty Pit]
Diana: "AHHHHHH! MY PETS!"
[Diana struggles to swat the pets away and then confiscates all of her Dora the Explorer videos and DVDs]
[Orla throws beanbags at Diana]
[Orla throws a Where's Spot? book at Diana]
cut to:
[Nicole and Jo are getting a massage treatment at the spa]
Nicole: "I wonder how the girls are doing?"
Jo: "I think it's time that headed back home, Nicole."
Nicole: "I think you're right."
[Jo and Nicole leave the spa (5 minutes later)]
[Jo and Nicole arrive home]
Diana: "Oh, Miss Birou! Thank goodness you're home!"
[Diana starts crying]
Diana: "Orla's a monster...! She's a demon!"
Jo: "What happened, Diana?"
Nicole: "What's wrong?"
Diana: "Orla bit me, spit on me, flipped me off, and she hit me! She and her friends...attacked me, Skyla, Kayla, and Haidyn with water balloons...oh, it was terrible! Then a frog jumped into my ice cream, and there were snakes, lizards, rats, ferrets, and birds! She released all of my pets with me and I had to let her sisters play with them! Kayla found a snake in her popcorn while we were watching Dora Saves the Snow Princess. Orla pushed her sisters off the trampoline, and she pinched Kayla! I...I tried to be a good babysitter...but, I'm a failure, a complete failure!"
[Diana resumes crying]
[Jo tries to comfort Diana]
Jo: "There, there. It's not your fault, Diana."
Nicole: "Orla, come here! I need to talk to you right now!"
[Orla enters the room]
Nicole: "Would you mind telling me what happened while I was gone?"
Orla: "I attacked my sisters and my babysitter and I released so many animals that made them mad. My friends and I threw water balloons at them."
Nicole: "Orla, why would you do such a horrible thing to your sisters and your babysitter? Do you know?"
Jo: "Mommy is talking to you, Orla."
Orla: "Because Diana is poo-poo!"
Nicole: "You deserve a trip back to the Naughty Pit!"
Orla: "I'm not going to the Naughty Pit!"
Nicole: "I'm sorry, but unfortunately, you have to."
[Nicole deposits Orla into the Naughty Pit and walks away with no conversation]
Nicole: "I am so sorry this happened, Diana. I am sure this will not happen again."
[3 minutes later]
Nicole: "Orla, you had to come to the Naughty Pit because you were very rude to Diana. You know better. Not only you have to be good to your family, we want you to be good to everybody. Orla, I want you to apologize to the babysitter, please."
Orla: "Sorry, Diana."
Diana: "I accept your apology, Orla."
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...That was Orla's last acts."
Orla: "Mummy...I'm gonna die...It hurts..."
Annoucer: "And she backed down already."
Orla: "I promise I'll be a good girl from now on and it will never happen again."
Announcer: "But will she remain alive?"
Orla: "Mummy...I'm dying..."
Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."
Jo's biggest shock ever
Jo: "To my shock, I found out that Orla was playing with a cigarette lighter, and she accidentally burned herself."
[Orla's clothes catch on fire]
[Orla screams in horror]
Haidyn: "Orla!"
Orla: "HELP! HELP! MOMMY, HELP ME!"
Kayla: "Orla, stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop and roll!"
[Orla stops, drops and rolls on the ground to smother the flames]
[Skyla goes in the house and comes back outside with Nicole and Jo]
Nicole: "Oh, my god! Orla!"
[Kayla gasps]
Skyla: "Orla! What have you done?
Kayla: "Orla was badly burned and we rushed her inside the kitchen after the flames were gone. Haidyn went to the phone in the kitchen to call 911."
[Haidyn picks up the phone and dials the number]
911 Operator: "This is 911, what's your emergency?"
Haidyn: "My sister's been badly burned! I'm serious, her clothes caught on fire. Uh-huh, my sister Kayla told her to stop, drop and roll, but she's still hurt."
911 Operator: "Stay on the line, sweetie. The ambulance is on its way."
[Orla cries]
Haidyn: "It was scary; Orla was really badly hurt. I thought that she was going to die."
Nicole: "You see, Orla. If you play with fire, you get burned."
Orla: "Mommy...I'm dying..."
[Skyla rushes inside into the bathroom and comes into the kitchen with a first aid kit]
Nicole: "Bring it here, Skyla."
Haidyn: (talking on the phone) "Mommy, Skyla, Kayla, and Jo-Jo."
Orla: "Mommy...I'm gonna die...it hurts,"
Nicole: "See what happens when you play with fire, honey?"
[Orla cries in pain]
Jo: "Within minutes of the call, paramedics arrived and Orla was rushed to the hospital."
Paramedic: "It's gonna be okay, sweetheart. You're going to be fine."
[Orla continues crying]
[Paramedics load a burned Orla onto the gurney]
[Nicole climbs in the ambulance]
[Ambulance drives away with Orla and Nicole to the hospital]
Jo: "Kayla's quick thinking and knowing the stop-drop-and-roll technique helped to save Orla's life. After approximately 8-9 hours of surgery to repair her badly burned skin, Orla soon recovered."
[Orla is lying in a hospital bed]
Orla: "I woke up in a room and saw a picture of a man on the cross, and I was lying on a bed. I was so scared of what was going to happen to me."
Nicole: "You cannot play with fire, because it is dangerous, and you can get hurt."
Orla: "Mommy...I'm sorry for playing with fire...I promise I'll be a good girl from now on and it will never happen again. I wanna go home."
Nicole: "Don't worry. You will go home soon, I promise. I forgive you, because I love you."
Orla: "I love you too, Mommy."
[Orla hugs and kisses Nicole]
Paramedic (to Kayla): "How did you know how to use the stop, drop and roll technique, darling?"
Kayla: "I watch Fireman Sam everyday."
Paramedic: "Wow! Every day?"
Jo: "Soon, Orla was released from the hospital but has suffered a minor injury. After that incident, a new Orla was born."
Orla: "I am sorry, Mommy, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla...I am sorry, Jo-Jo...I promise I will never be a bad girl again...I will never do anything bad or naughty ever again..."
[Orla is at church singing, "Amazing Grace,"]
Orla: (singing) "Amazing Grace...how sweet the sound...that saved a wretch...like me...I once was lost, but now...am found...was blind, but now I see..."
Nicole: "Sometimes it would take a misfortune to change your ways. When she was burned, Orla began to realize all of the sins that she had done to other people, and prayed to God to forgive her. It was a miracle that she survived and now she is a good girl."
[Orla is now playing with her sisters, and they are laughing and having a good time]
[Orla draws a picture, but this time, of a rainbow and Jesus Christ and on paper]
[Orla shows her picture to Nicole]
Nicole: " "
Orla: "I wish to thank Kayla for saving my life."
[Orla says her prayers]
Orla: "God bless Mommy, Kayla, Jo-Jo, Haidyn, and Skyla..."
Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Jo goes home for good."
Jo: "Goodbye, Orla. You be a good girl from now on,"
Orla: "Okay."
Announcer: "Hold tight, because will meet another family."
Announcer: "When Supernanny retuns."
Time to Say Goodbye
Nicole: "Girls, it's time for Jo-Jo to go bye-bye,"
Orla: "I'm going to miss Jo-Jo,"
Jo: "Goodbye, Orla. You be a good girl from now on,"
Orla: "Okay."
Orla: "Bye-bye, Jo-Jo,"
Family Update
[Nicole, Orla, Kayla, Skyla, and Haidyn are at Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom having fun]
Nicole: "The future is looking brighter now that Jo had come in to help the family, and Orla has not been back to the Naughty Pit. She is no longer aggressive or saying bad words."
Haidyn: "Thanks for helping our family, Jo-Jo,"
Skyla: "You're the best, Jo-Jo,"
Kayla: "Thank you, Jo-Jo,"
Orla: "I love you, Jo-Jo."