[The Birou-Jennings family, friends and relatives are gathered at a funeral for Robert Jennings' grandfather]
Priest: "My friends, we are all gathered here today, to honor the memory of..."
[Treat pees into the casket]
Treat: "I done a wee."
[Nicole is talking to her friend on her cell phone]
Nicole: "You should have seen him, Nancy. He looks very lifelike, and..."
[Brahm is plucking the petals off of all the flowers on the funeral wreath]
Nicole: "Oh, my lord!"
[Brahm changes the music to Drop the World by Lil' Wayne]
Madeline/Nicholas/Catherine/Bianca/Melody: "Aunty Nicole! Aunty Nicole! Look what Brahm and Treat are doing!"
Orla: "Mom, my cousins want you!"
Robert: "BRAHM ALLAN JENNINGS!"
Priest: "What is going on here?"
Orla: "Mom, look at what they're doing right now!"
[Friend of Robert's Grandfather delivers a eulogy]
Great-Grandfather Jennings' friend: "Er-hem. I'd like to take this moment to say a few words about my good friend..."
Mourner: "Oh, my lord! Look at what those boys are doing!"
Nicole: "Naughty boys!"
Robert: "THAT IS IT! WE HAVE TO GO HOME!"
Nicole: "Come on girls, let's go!"
Orla: "Why do we have to leave?"
Nicole: "We have to leave now because Brahm and Treat spoiled this somber event."
[The family is gathered in their vehicle]
[Robert steps on the gas and drives away from the church]
Nicole: " "
Brahm: "WE WANNA GO BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!"
Robert: " "
Treat: "You're poo-poo!"
[Once they get home, Nicole places both boys in their respective Naughty Pits]
[Nicole discards 10 beanbags into each Naughty Pit]
Nicole: "You do not change the music, pluck the petals off flowers, or pee in the casket. Like I said for 3 minutes. Do not move."
[Nicole walks away and confiscates ]