before the revolving line of creditEdit
Dalton: "Hi, we're the Beats-Crags Family. I'm Dalton Crags, and I'm 46."
Ingrid: "I'm Ingrid Beats, and I'm 38. I have lost three husbands with names that start with T to car wreak, hemmerhoid, and murder by ninja. But it's a good thing his name doesn't start with a T, nothing bad happens to him."
Dalton: "We've been married for 10 years now, we're here to talk about our children."
The duodecaplets VS the babysitterEdit
Jo: "I have arranged four babysitters. They are Kerry, Gina, Tracey and Melody."
Jo: "I've went away for a few days, and I've brought a surprise with me. I've brung three world-class british nannies, and more."
The badly-behaved kids turn over their new leavesEdit
Jo: "It is time for the kids to change their behavior by apologizing to their family."