Rhonda: "Alright, Amber, Amanda, Stacie, your father and I have decided that you three are going to Teen Camp."
Amber: "What for, Mom?"
Brian: "To improve your bad behaviors, because I don't like the way you three behave, and frankly, neither does your mother."
Rhonda: "Your father's right, Amber. We do not tolerate it. Not in this house."
Amanda: (yelling) "YOU LOVE MISTER-I-PLAYED-VARSITY-SPORTS-IN-HIGH-SCHOOL AND THAT LITTLE 6-YEAR-OLD BRAT MORE THAN ME, AMBER, STACIE AND STEVIE!!!"
Brian: "That's because, Amanda, those two behave well, unlike the four of you."
Stacie: "HEY, SHUT UP!"
Rhonda: "Stacie, that's enough, okay? The three of you are going to teen camp, end of story."
1 day after Amanda, Stacie and Amber leftEdit
[The rest of the family is at Disney World]
Officer: "DO AS I SAY! 10 PUSHUPS!"
[Amanda does 10 push-ups]
[Amber pees on the officer]
[Stacie does 10 push-ups]
Officer: "Good girls except for Amber. AMBER! IF YOU PEE ON ME AGAIN, 20 PUSHUPS!"
Amber: "Come on, it's too hard!"
Officer: "If it's hard, THEN IT WILL BE 100 PUSHUPS if it's easy, try 10 pushups! Got it?"
Amber: "BORING! I RATHER GO OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!"
2 days after Amanda, Stacie and Amber leftEdit
[Amber, Amanda and Stacie are eating lunch]
[Stacie colors on the table with crayons and markers]
Officer: "STACIE BECKETT! HOW DARE YOU COLOR ON THE TABLE!"
Stacie: "I'm sorry!"
Amber: "You deserved it!"
3 days after Amanda, Stacie and Amber leftEdit
Amanda: "Let's prank the officer!"