Before the revolving line of creditEdit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."
Ricky: "A young (bleep) man with a trash can strapped to the back of his (bleep) so the rats can't chew through the last pants."
Announcer: "Jo meets the Acicia Family.."
Jennifer: YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER!!
Announcer: "..and finds a mom who holds her kids hostage. Can Jo stop her from making life a misery?"
Jo: I swear, Jennifer; I'm not kidding.
Johnny: "When someone misbehaves, Jennifer brings out the wooden paddle to punish the children."
Regan: "Mummy is poo-poo!"
[Jennifer spanks Regan with a wooden paddle]
Jennifer: "This will teach you not to call me names, you bad pest!"
Johnny: "Ricky sings alot of songs with profane and questionable lyrics."
Ricky: (singing) "And I could die now, rebirth, mother(bleep)er, hop into my spaceship and leave Earth, mother(bleep)er,"
Jo: "My word..."
[Regan goes onto Jennifer's FaceBook account entry and types in, "I am a stinky poo-poo head. I like work better than my family. I love to hit Regan with a paddle. I hate my family, too!"]
[Regan gets up and goes outside to play]
Jennifer: "REGAN! GET BACK HERE!!"
[Jennifer spanks Regan with a wooden paddle]
[Jennifer deletes "I am a stinky poo-poo head" and continues spanking Regan]
Ricky: (singing) "But soon for a (bleep), it be on, mother(bleep)er, 'cause all the bull(bleep) had made me strong, mother(bleep)er,"
[Coraline bites Jennifer's arm]
[Glinda throws a potted plant out the window]
[Autumn throws Lacey's cosmetic kit out the window]
Jennifer: "Coraline, Glinda and Autumn are badly behaved children."
[Michaela spits at Jennifer]
[Coraline farts on Jennifer]
Lucy: "My dream is to become a kindergarten teacher, but mom keeps me from achieving my dream by making me work as a third parent. Mom is so selfish and lazy. She also shook baby Sierra, which caused her to become blind and have cerebral palsy, although she survived."
[We see baby Sierra]
[Michaela farts on Sierra]
Jennifer: "All right, who sold my Blackberry on eBay?!"
Ricky: "What Blackberry? Don't look at me. I haven't seen your dumb gadget, you nagging old hag."
Jennifer: "Did you sell it on eBay?!"
Ricky: "Nah, (bleep), I'm retired. (bleep)ing your (bleep) in the (bleep) with a tire..."
Sakura: "Regan sold your Blackberry on eBay."
[Jennifer goes over to Regan and spanks her with a wooden paddle]
Jennifer: "This will teach you not to sell my Blackberry on eBay! How dare you?! After all I've ever done for you, you ungrateful, nasty little beast!"
Regan: "I want to play outside!"
Jennifer: "Too bad! You will not for a whole month, you disgusting little worm!"
Jo:"She can play outside,she'll get diabetes if she doesn't go outside for a month!"
Regan: "I'll pee in my pants right now!"
Jennifer: "Don't you dare, you filthy, hideous brat!"
[Regan pees her pants]
[Jennifer spanks her even harder and faster]
Jennifer: "This will teach you not to pee in your pants, you miserable, malicious creature!"
Regan: "I HATE YOU! YOU NEED TO BE DEAD!"
[Jennifer spanks Regan a lot more faster and harder]
Jennifer: "SHUT UP! YOU STUPID, GROSS MONSTER!"
[Jennifer banishes Regan in the attic]
Jennifer: "Now you stay in that attic! You shameful, dumb animal!"
Michaela: "YOU ARE UGLY!"
Mayhem at the ChurchEdit
Ricky: (singing) "'Cause I don't give a (bleep) if you don't like my (bleep), 'cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my (bleep),"
Ricky: "'Yeah, uh, base god (bleep),"
Johnny: "Ricky, we are in church."
[Johnny takes Ricky's headphones off]
Ricky: "'(bleep) you (bleep), bruh,"
Minister: "Sir, we do not tolerate this behavior at church because it is against our policy."
Ricky: "SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, GRANDAD!"
Jennifer's form of DisciplineEdit
Jennifer: "All right you nasty little beast, as punishment, you will be sleeping with the rats in the cellar for a week!"
[Jennifer rolls her eyes]
Jennifer: "That nasty little beast disobeyed me and she needs to be punished!"
Jo: "No. That is the incorrect form of discipline."
Jennifer: "I told that hideous brat not to leave the yard, but she did it anyway. She needs to be taught a lesson."
John: "I'd like you to make it very clear that she goes to the Naughty Pit for timeout."
Jennifer: "You may find this very difficult to believe, but--"
Jo: "I understand that she did not listen to you when you told her to stay in the yard, however, there is no excuse for banishing her in the cellar for a week."
[Jennifer ignores Jo's comment and banishes Regan to the cellar]
Jennifer: "Now you stay in the cellar!"
Jo: "Why did you do that, Jennifer? I am worried that she won't be able to survive in the cellar!"
Jennifer: "She needs to learn her lesson."
[2 minutes later, Jo recovers Regan]
Jennifer: What. IS. HAPPENING?!
Orla Gives birth to a childEdit
Jo: "Later on, I got a phone call at the hospital regarding that Orla was in labor, and she was giving birth to a child."
[We see Orla in the hospital room with her newborn baby]
Orla: "Hey, Jo. It's me, Orla. I just gave birth to a healthy baby boy, and his name is Benjamin."
Jo: "About an hour and a half later, Orla arrived home with her newborn son Benjamin."
Orla: "Hi, I'm home! Have you met my son, Benjamin?"
Jennifer: "Oh, my God!"