Before the revolving line of credit[]
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...”
Ricky: "A young fuck man with a trash can strapped to the back of his shit so the rats can't chew through the last pants."
Announcer: "Jo meets the Acicia Family.."
Jennifer: YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER!!
Announcer: "..and finds a mom who holds her kids hostage. Can Jo stop her from making life a misery?"
Jo: I swear, Jennifer; I'm not kidding.
Submission Reel[]
Johnny: "When someone misbehaves, Jennifer brings out the wooden paddle to punish the children."
Regan: "Mummy is poo-poo!"
[Jennifer comes in with a wooden paddle, grabs Regan by her hands and hits her with it]
Regan: OW!
Jennifer: "This will teach you not to call me names, you bad pest!"
Johnny: "Ricky sings alot of songs with profane and questionable lyrics."
Ricky: (singing) "And I could die now, rebirth, motherfucker, hop into my spaceship and leave Earth, motherfucker.”
Jo: "My word..."
[Regan goes onto Jennifer's Facebook account entry and types in, "I am a stinky poo-poo head. I like work better than my family. I love to hit Regan with a paddle. I hate my family, too!"]
Regan: Haha!
[Regan gets up and goes outside to play]
Regan: I hope Mom does not get me.
Jennifer: "REGAN! GET BACK HERE!!"
[Jennifer spanks Regan with a wooden paddle]
Regan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jennifer: HOW DARE YOU VANDALIZE MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?!!!!!!
Jennifer: How many times do I have to tell you not to vandalize my Facebook account?
[Jennifer deletes "I am a stinky poo-poo head" and continues spanking Regan]
Regan: STOP it!
Ricky: (singing) "But soon for a bitch, it be on, motherfucker. 'cause all the bullshit had made me strong, motherfucker.”
Jo: (gasps) What?!
[Coraline bites Jennifer's arm]
Coraline: DOES IT HURT?!!
[Glinda throws a potted plant out the window]
Gilnda: Haha!
[Autumn throws Lacey's cosmetic kit out the window]
Lacey: Not my cosmetic kit!
Jennifer: "Coraline, Glinda and Autumn are badly behaved children."
[Michaela spits at Jennifer]
Jennifer: DO NOT SPIT AT ME, MICHEALA!
[Coraline farts on Jennifer]
Jennifer: Stop it, bitch!
Observation begins[]
Lucy: "My dream is to become a kindergarten teacher, but mom keeps me from achieving my dream by making me work as a third parent. Mom is so selfish and lazy. She also shook baby Sierra, which caused her to become blind and have cerebral palsy, although she survived."
[We see baby Sierra]
Michaela: Let’s fart on Sierra!
[Michaela farts on Sierra]
Michaela: That is what you get.
[Sierra wails]
Orla: Hey, be nice!
Observation continues[]
Jennifer: "All right, who sold my Blackberry on eBay?!"
Micheala: I think Regan did it.
Ricky: "What Blackberry? Don't look at me. I haven't seen your dumb gadget, you nagging old hag."
Jennifer: "Did you sell it on eBay?!"
Ricky: "Nah, shit. I'm retired. Fucking your ass in the hell with a tire..."
Sakura: "Regan sold your Blackberry on eBay."
[Jennifer goes over to Regan and spanks her with a wooden paddle]
Regan: OW!
Jennifer: "This will teach you not to sell my Blackberry on eBay! How dare you?! After all I've ever done for you, you ungrateful, nasty little beast!"
Regan: "But what about my Let's Go Luna toys?!?!"
Jennifer: "PIPE DOWN, NAUGHTY GIRL!!! YOUR LET'S GO LUNA TOYS WILL BE CONFISCATED WHEN I AM DONE!!!!!"
[Regan cries]
Regan: (Cries) LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Regan: "I want to play outside!"
Jennifer: "Too bad! You will not for a whole month, you disgusting little worm!"
Jo: "Kids need to go outside to explore not staying inside because It will decrease their social skills.
Regan: "I'll pee in my pants right now!"
Jennifer: "Don't you dare, you filthy, hideous brat!"
[Regan pees her pants]
Jennifer: RIGHT! YOU ARE NOW EARNING MORE SPANKING! THIS WILL NOT HURT A BIT!
[Jennifer spanks her even harder and faster]
Reagan: STOP ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jennifer: "This will teach you not to pee in your pants, you miserable, malicious creature!"
Regan: "I HATE YOU! YOU NEED TO BE DEAD!"
[Jennifer spanks Regan a lot more faster and harder]
Regan: STOP IT!!!
Jennifer: "SHUT UP! YOU STUPID, GROSS MONSTER!"
[Jennifer picks up Regan and drags her into the attic, locking the attic door]
Regan: (Screaming) LET ME OUT, MOMMY!!!!
Jennifer: "Now you stay in that attic! You shameful, dumb animal! And don't come out until I say so! No meals!"
Regan: "YOU ARE UGLY! LIKE A.... UGLYDOLL!"
(Regan escapes the attic and plays the Nick Jr. Free Draw game on the computer until Jennifer sees her.)
Jennifer: Regan is gonna get it.
Jennifer: "We are not drawing on Nick Jr., turn the computer off, NOW!"
Regan: "GET THE HECK OFF MY LIFE!!!"
(Regan cries as Jennifer brings her back to the attic.)
Regan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[We hear a knock on the door, when Jennifer answers a woman from Child Protection Services is seen at the door]
Coraline: Who is that?
Jennifer: Hello, how may I help you?
Woman: Hi, my name is Margaret from the Child Protection Services. (She walks inside) The department received a call from your children's schoolteachers, and asked if everything was okay at home. Do you mind if I talk to your kids?
[Ricky, Lucy, Regan, Orla, Michaela, Sierra, Coraline, Glinda and Autumn come to the den to meet Margaret and talk to her]
Orla: So what do you need?
Parent Meeting Gone Wrong[]
House Rules[]
Discipline Divine[]
Mayhem at the Church[]
Ricky: (singing) "'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my balls, 'cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my balls.”
Johnny: "Ricky!"
Ricky: "'Yeah, uh, base god bitch,”
Johnny: "Ricky, we are in church."
[Johnny takes Ricky's headphones off]
Ricky: I HATE YOU!
Ricky: "'Fuck you, bruh,”
Minister: "Sir, we do not tolerate this behavior at church because it is against our policy."
Ricky: "SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, GRANDAD!"
After Church[]
Jennifer's form of Discipline[]
Jennifer: "All right you nasty little beast, as punishment, you will be sleeping with the rats in the cellar for a week!"
Jo: "Jennifer!"
[Jennifer rolls her eyes]
Jo: Do not roll your eyes.
Jennifer: "That nasty little beast disobeyed me and she needs to be punished!"
Jo: "No. That is the incorrect form of discipline."
Jennifer: "I told that hideous brat not to leave the yard, but she did it anyway. She needs to be taught a lesson."
John: "I'd like you to make it very clear that she goes to the Naughty Pit for timeout."
Jennifer: "She deserves it Jo!!!"
Jo: "There is many ways to discipline a child than spanking and banishing them in cellar!!!"
[Jennifer ignores Jo's comment and she banish Regan to the cellar]
Reagn: Let me out!!!
Jennifer: "Now you stay in the cellar!"
Regan: "I hate you Mommy!!!"
Jo: "Why did you do that, Jennifer? I am worried that she won't be able to survive in the cellar!"
Jennifer: "She needs to learn her lesson."
[2 minutes later, Jo recovers Regan]
Regan: Thanks, Jo!
Jo: You are welcome.
Jennifer: What. IS. HAPPENING?!
Orla Gives birth to a child[]
Jo: "Later on, I got a phone call at the hospital regarding that Orla was in labor, and she was giving birth to a child."
[We see Orla in the hospital room with her newborn baby]
Orla: I want to name him Benjamin, doc.
Orla: "Hey, Jo. It's me, Orla. I just gave birth to a healthy baby boy, and his name is Benjamin."
*Huge silence between the family*
Orla: Guys, look at my newborn baby.
Regan: Oh great, another stupid baby.
Orla: REGAN!
Jo: "About an hour and a half later, Orla arrived home with her newborn son Benjamin."
Orla: "Hi, I'm home! Have you met my son, Benjamin?"
Jennifer: "Holy crap! What the hell is this!!!?!?
Orla: Oh, hi mom. Have you met my son Benjamin?